my roommate does amazing dramatic readings from the twilight books when we need a laugh, and yesterday we stumbled on this little gem in eclipse. he's handing her a necklace, but i totally thought he was talking about his vampire wang.
for the record: the actual quote is "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." located on page 439 of eclipse.
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Syldoran Says:
That's amazing.
Hitaru Higakura Says:
AHAHAHA BEST INTERPRETATION EVER.
Zuon Says:
YES!
Moo Sensei Says:
Oh god!
That's amazing!
pur plec loud Says:
I ALREADY LAUGHED AT THIS ON LJ
I WILL LAUGH AT IT AGAIN
ILY KARYN
BiSnarkian Says:
This... is just one more reason I will giggle madly when people mention Twilight.
jack h Says:
I LOVE YOU
did the beautiful readings, and there was some gross toe-licking that caught us all by surprise, as well as a ball gag.
It's almost as amazing as the dramatic readings of the terribibble sex scenes in a book given to me rather tackily for Valentine's Day one year and I cannot for the LIFE of me remember what it was called. But