Akatsuki Fan Fiction Chapter One!

Akatsuki Fan Fiction Chapter One!

By Hope Geiter
~*~ The Morning~*~
*~*Chapter One*~*

*Phone rings* ‘Yeah?’ Itachi answers the phone. ‘Who is it?’ says a messy haired Zetsu. Itachi makes a pained face. ‘Ah. Ask him when he’s getting back’ Zetsu said as he went to go make coffee.
He walks into the kitchen looking very dazed. ‘I’m already making coffee Zetsu. Go get dressed and get a pizza will you?’ I asked. ‘TOBI WILL GET PIZZA FOR KAKUZU SAN!!!’ I clamped my hands over my ears and waited for the screaming to end. ‘That’s alright Tobi, Zetsu will get it.’ ‘No Zetsu won’t.’ Wonder who said that… ‘Itachi!! Go get pizza!’ He’ll probably get it if I let him pick the toppings on one of the pizzas. ‘What kinds?’ Here we go I thought, ‘Ok one extra cheese, one plain, one with pepperoni, one with sardines and grab a delivery person for Zetsu. Oh! And get a pizza with whatever you want on it!’ ‘Sweet deal,’ he said ‘who’s paying?’ Figures he’d ask that. ‘Oh don’t act like you didn’t already go to my room and swipe my wallet! Just go, grab some soda or something too.’ And he was off, I knew he’d go.
Zetsu walks into the kitchen when Itachi leaves. ‘He was talking to Pein earlier.’ Wow, he’s actually talking in the morning. He never talks this early unless it’s to complain. ‘Was he? What were they talking about?’ So our conversation begins. ‘I’m not sure, I asked him who it was and he just made a pained look.’ ‘Yeah, he was talking to Pein alright.’ I said.
We all know when someone’s talking to him because they all get this weird look, as if they were in sudden pain. The only people that don’t make that face when they talk to him are me, Tobi, and Hidan. But Tobi only doesn’t because he seems to love everybody… We all think he’s just waiting to kill us in our sleep. That’s why he has his own room… And why I lock my door at night.
‘Yeah, he was definitely talking to Pein. But I just told him to ask him when he’s getting back and left.’ You see, Zetsu wonders about things that are weird after the fact sometimes. Usually in the morning I’ll admit, but nevertheless it’s annoying. ‘He didn’t say anything in return?’ I asked with what I knew was false hope. ‘Are you really asking that question?’ I knew it. ‘Nope, never’ I said in response. Zetsu went back to his room.
I decided I’d go to my room as well. Hidan was at his desk leaning on the two back legs. I went over to him and put my hands on the back of the chair. ‘BOO!’ I screamed as I pulled him down with one strong push downward on the chair. ‘GAAAQAHHHFASDGJ!!! What the fuck!?’ He screamed at me while clearly trying to make an epic and dramatic upstanding. He was clearly making an epic and dramatic fail. And me without my camera I thought. *sigh* I went to my bed while Hidan continued to try to get up. He finally did as I was putting a CD into my stereo. He came over and yelled ‘what the fuck was that for you asshole!?’ I looked at him and said ‘I got bored, what of it?’ He got even more infuriated and stormed out the door. Looks like I had the room to myself for a while… Well, at least until he came back and tried to kill me.
I relaxed on my bed and sometime between Hidan storming out and Itachi coming back I seemed to lose consciousness. I woke up to Tobi sitting on my stomach, screaming at me to get up. ‘KAKUZU SAN ITACHI SENT TOBI TO GET YOUR LAZY BAD WORD OUT OF BED!!!!’ Oh, another thing about Tobi? He doesn’t curse. ‘Go tell Itachi that my lazy bad word wants its wallet back, ok Tobi? ‘OK KAKUZU SAN!!’ And he pranced off. He may be annoying, but you gotta love the guy.
I then ducked to avoid the wallet that I knew would be flying toward my head any second. 5…4…3…2… THUD! Ha, right on schedule. I grabbed my wallet off the wall –since Itachi threw it with a kunai- and made sure my credit cards weren’t split in half like last time. They were whole then I looked where I kept the cash. ‘Itachi! I’m going to throw this wallet at you and when you throw it back I expect my 200 dollars BACK in it! Do you understand?!’ Silence. I threw the wallet and 30 seconds later Tobi pranced into my room and said ‘Itachi said that your lazy bad word has to get up and get it.’ He grabbed my arm and dragged my lazy ‘bad word’ out to the kitchen. Itachi was there and threw my wallet at my face. I ducked and made Tobi duck too. I reached my hand up as it was passing over our heads and grabbed it. That’s something about me, I have amazingly fast reflexes.
‘Well that wasn’t very polite’ I stated as I grabbed a box of pizza and went to the couch. ‘Anyone want to watch a movie?’ I asked because I was bored and to tired to actually do anything. ‘TOBI WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE!!!’ he screamed as he jumped on my lap. I let out an ‘ooof’ and Tobi just kind of stayed there. ‘Tobi?’ I wheezed. ‘Go wake up Deidara will you? He has a mission today.’ Tobi smiled widely and went to get him ‘Itachi, brief him for me. I’m tired and I’ll screw up the information some how’ ‘Fine’ he said and went to get him. ‘Who’s going with him?’ Zetsu asked. ‘Uhhhh, you?’ I said slightly more of a question than I meant it to be but oh well. ‘Alright.’ He said. Wow, surprisingly willing… I’d normally question that but I’m tired and it was easy so I’m just going to leave it alone.