Chapter 6 - Where Ideas come from

Chapter 6 - Where Ideas come from

The boy walked through the city, he'd been to a city before and he had seen some weird fashions there but this city had some even weirder fashions, every single man and woman
had either a blue or pink bow on their head, and it seemed that couples always consisted of one person with a pink bow and one with a blue bow, the then heard shouting.

A man with a pink bow on his head was kissing a girl with a pink bow on her head, the boy didn't think much of this until everybody started shouting at them.
All the other city goers were shouting mean phrases at the couple, some of them the boy didn't understand, the police then came and broke up the crowd, and they arrested the girl with the pink bow on her head.


The man with the pink bow on his head slumped on a fence, The boy walked up to the man, "What was that all about? why did the police arrest that girl? why were those people so angry?" asked the boy to the man with the pink bow on his head, "Huh, That's strange, you don't have a bow on your head" was all the man said, the boy's stomach growled.

"Listen, I'm from out of town and I haven't eaten in a very long time, do you have anything I could eat?" said the boy pleadingly, "I'm a professional chef, but I don't think I can cook without her..." replied the Chef with the pink bow on his head, "Maybe I can get her back, if you make me some food" said the boy, he wasn't sure if he could really get her back but he was desperate for some food.

"Okay, I'll try and make you some food but only if you get Marie back after wards" said the Chef, "Is Marie the girl?" asked the boy, "Yes, now come inside", the Chef led the Boy into an empty diner, The chef began cooking something that smelled really good, The boy decided to ask his questions again, "Why did the Police arrest Marie? Why were those people so angry at you two?", "Isn't it obvious? We both have pink bows, It's forbidden that two people of the same color bow be together, She was arrested because she kissed me" said the Chef,

"Why can't You two be together? Its just some accessory you can just take it off." Said the boy, the Chef did not reply, the Chef finished the delicious smelling food, And it tasted just as delicious, the boy ate it up but then realized that now he had to do something to rescue Marie, The chef pushed him out of the diner.

The boy didn't think he would be able to break her out of prison, and then he remembered something somebody once told him sometime somewhere "If you can't solve it with violence solve it with politics", it didn't quite make sense since the boy could imagine countless situations where it wouldn't apply but he decided he would play politics to get Marie out of jail.


The following morning the boy woke up after sleeping on a park bench, he saw a poster for a rally for "Same-color Marriage" and another poster for a rally right next to it which was a support rally for Proposition 666 which would prevent people in Same-color relationships or even people supporting Same-color marriage from being teachers or government official, and would change the sentence for public displays of same-color affection from life in prison to the death sentence, the rally was hosted by a man named Rushed Limpjaw and a woman named Jill O'Really, Other names the boy noticed on the sign was Sean Shamitty, made famous from the show Shamitty and Folds, and Grin Breck, from the show with the same title as his name, there was a picture of Grin Breck on the sign and his eyes really creeped The boy out, and it didn't help that there was a bow on his head.


The boy went to the place where the rallys were supposed to happen and found that they had to share the same stage, switching off speakers, the boy had managed to become a speaker at the rally, he could see Rushed Limpjaw and Grin Brek on the other side of the stage, Grin was even creepier in person.

First Grin Breck went on stage, the boy still didn't understand why these bows were so important to these people, Grin seemed kinda crazy, he broke into tears, or at least Grin wanted it to look that way, and said something about how he loved everybody and that the same-colors were the same as Adolf Bin Stalin.

Then a Pro-Same color speaker came on stage and spoke, He said they were born that way which confused the boy since they're just wearing bows, then Sean Shamitty came on stage and called Same-color relationships an Abomination, The boy was on next and he was told that after him Rushed Limpjaw and Jill O'Really were going to do a combo speech after him, he walked on stage and said "A girl named Marie kissed her boyfriend on the cheek and was sent to prison, she and her boyfriend both had pink bows, I think this is ridiculous the color of somebody boy doesn't matter she did nothing wrong", was about all he said, Rushed Limpjaw walked on stage followed by Jill O'Really, the boy hadn't even left the stage yet when they started speaking, Rushed Limpjaw began "What did that boy MEAN The color of your bow doesn't matter, It means everything" the felt like he was being attack so he declared "No it doesn't! it's a freaking bow! you can take it off! look!" and so he did, he reached up and ripped the Blue bow off Rushed Limpjaw's head.

The bow seemed to be attached to his head, it ripped off his skin and the boy saw a ghastly monstrosity, a loud angry high pitched scream pierced the speaker system,
The Anti-Same-Color Journalist Katie Cork-it fainted in the audience at seeing her hero in his true form.

The Ghastly monster screamed again and ate some people in the audience, Rushed Limpjaw was anything but human!
A man in a tuxedo ran through the audience holding a spear, he threw it with all his might through Rushed Limpjaw's heart, The Ghastly beat cried out in agony and burst into flames.

The flames died out and Rushed Limpjaw was no more, after seeing this the Boy decided to leave town, he'd had enough of this, but as he began to walk away, Jill O'Really ripped her own bow off and then everything went dark.

Chapter end.