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RPG Adventures, Script 1
Hello there, I'm just your average farmer. Today, I'm in a good mood. It's a beutiful day outside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and some strange person breaking into my house and stealing my belongings.
...Hey, wait a minute.
Farmer: Hey! What are you doing with my stuff?
???: I kind of need this stuff.
Farmer: Like hell you do! You're just a common theif.
???: No really, I need this stuff to save the world.
Both the Farmer and the thieving hero stare at each other for a few seconds. The hero is holding a potion, which an average farmer wouldn't be using anyways.
Farmer: Well then, if you really need it to save the world. I'm not stopping you!
-A few minutes later-
Farmer: Look, I know I said you can take my stuff, but what do you need an HD TV for?
Hero: I'm actually wondering what kind of farmer has an HD TV in the first place.
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