Funny Story

(Me)
Once upon a time there was a stump. The stump liked to ingest salsa. Animals feared the stump, as the stump was very ferocious and was easy to anger. Sometimes squirrels liked to play games with the stump, seeing how close they could get before the stump noticed them. One day a foreign deer was unknowingly approaching the stump, and accidentally kicked
(Jillian)
the stump's jar of salsa. The salsa spilled all over the ground, and the stump was furious. The deer then ate the salsa on the ground, making the stump even angrier. The stump exploded, sending the deer flying far, far away. The stump then sprouted from the ground again and ingested more salsa. The stump decided that it needed nachos to go with the salsa, but then realized that it had no feet and could not go find nachos.
(Hannah)
The stump saw a group of chipmunks nearby and asked them to help the stump find nachos. The chipmunks refused, knowing the stump's reputation, and this made the stump fly into a rage (literally). The stump swung its roots at the chipmunks, and they scattered away. Now that the stump was out of the ground, it flew to Taco Bell to order nachos. The cashier told the stump that it would cost $3.85 for nachos, cheese, salsa, and some soda to drink. The stump reached into its non-existent pockets, and found nothing… Since, well, they're non-existent. The cashier refused to give the stump its food, and the stump attached itself to the cashier's face.
(Alice)
The stump got madder and madder but it seemed the cashier just wouldn't give up the meal, so then, the stump did the unthinkable. The stump poked out the cashiers eyes with his roots! All of the co workers were frightened of the stump, and so were the customers. Everybody ran out of Taco Bell except for one brave customer. An old woman. Her name was Idaho. This woman was not an ordinary old woman, she was a mean granny. Idaho was very upset that the stump was interrupting her meal. Idaho took out her false teeth and started taking out each tooth individually and stuck them in the stump's roots.
(Random Girl)
That made the stump very angry but Idaho would not give up.
She bent down and grabbed something off the floor. It was her purse. Now that stump had seen and heard what an angry old lady could do with her purse so the stump ran away as fast as he could and flew back to his spot where he came from and never bothered another person or animal ever again….. until another animal tried to eat his salsa…

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Feb 23rd 2009

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At least I think it is... During one of my classes at school the teacher had everyone take three minutes to start a story. At the end of those three minutes we had to switch to the story of someone else and continue it for three minutes. The one I started was read aloud to the class first and everyone thought it was stupidly hilarious. I hope you do to.

Credit goes to me for the first 1/5, my friend Jillian for the next 1/5, my friend Hannah for the third 1/5, a partial friend Alice for the fourth 1/5, and a random girl in my grade for the last 1/5.

So I can still upload it, right?

P.S. It may not be split in exactly the right spots as the font change only showed up at school and not in my email. When I find out the correct spots, I will fix it. The places it is split now are in roughly the right area.