Mario

Also know as Mar, Mars, Mars Bars (on occasion), Doggy, Crazy Doggie, Luigi (by some very ridiculous friends), and whatever else my friends decide to call him.

He's the most awesome mutt in the world. Seriously, he rocks. He's really sweet, and he's also really smart (he understands quite a lot of English, and he always knows exactly which toy he wants). And he's a guard dog, though he thankfuly hasn't had to exercise that responsibility yet (not that that stops him).

Yes. He's awesome. So go and post pictures of your dogs and no-eyed cats. (If you don't know, don't ask.)