Chun Li Stole My Boyfriend

Because if I don't let the geekiness out in small spurts my head will explode.

Friday night
On the couch
Smiles at me
Whips it out
His super-deluxe
wireless turbo controller

Pout my lips
Roll my eyes
Doesn't even
Realize
I really don't know
why I ever even bother

cuz she's got the cutest clothes
and she's got those deadly toes

My boyfriend
my boyfriend
My boyfriend loves Chun Li
I think that
He loves her
He loves her more than me
And he tells me that he'll hafta see
Who he's going to take to prom

Saturday
Three a.m.
I'm fighting sleep
Yet again
He begs me baby
I just love it when you're watching

Combo moves
Vict'ry dance
He's been sucked
Into a trance
I tell him wake me
When you want my button mashing

but she's got the biggest eyes
and she's got those killer thighs

My boyfriend
my boyfriend
My boyfriend loves Chun Li
I think that
He loves her
He loves her more than me
And he tells me that he'll hafta see
Who he's going to take to prom

but how can i compete
with big hair buns and tiny feet
she's never going to lose
her girlish figure
maybe I need a man
who doesn't drive his mom's sedan
maybe I need someone
to pull my trigger

My boyfriend
my boyfriend
My boyfriend loves Chun Li
I think that
He loves her
He loves her more than me
So I tell him he's no Master Chief
And I'm not going to the prom

my boyfriend
my boyfriend
ex-boyfriend