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"I See," Said The Blind Man Vol. 5
A fart drifted in!
Evacuate the classroom!
It smells like the death!
Fruity sweat-drenched socks
and vinegar farts. These are
the smells of high school.
That little red man
with his back stuck to the wall.
He looks all fuzzy!
Going to the moon!
Armstrong takes the first few steps.
He says, "It's sticky!"
Jar of Smurf urine.
So many people drink it.
Do they pee blue too?
PK-PA-KA-TK-KSH!
The sound of opening cans.
I want some root beer.
Can't see the skyline.
The sky looks like blue paper!
But there's no artist.
A family cries.
Air catapult makes him fly.
Your son is alive!
The moon in the sky!
Wait a minute...that's no moon!
It's a space station!
My hand is smiling.
It can't seem to stop smiling!
Why is it smiling?!
Candy Cowboy gone!
He carries a banjo now.
He's more annoying!
My thumb is tingling.
Now my pinky is as well.
It's too quiet now.
Four boxes of smokes,
followed by three sets of lips.
When loose, they sink ships!
Licking the ash tray,
she's kissing them all goodbye.
Her tongue will smell now.
Cowboy plays banjo.
But I can't hear him playing.
Is he any good?
A wolf just howled.
Are there wolves in Germany?
Or in the next room?
What is it, 'Bastian?
I am arranging beer mugs.
I'd better go now.
The ragtime music
makes the war seem convenient
and a lot of fun.
Press pause button,
speak mouth words into the box.
Then you go away.
The fan clicks it's head.
On each turn, it groans out loud.
It's an old man fan!
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