Under One Roof 19

Under One Roof 19

Under One Roof 19

“Now that everyone important is here. I have some news. I’ve made a few calls and gotten ourselves some good stuff.” Zero said as he came out of the house and joined the group outside.

“But at what price.” China thought.

“What’s up Zero?” Avon asked.
“I just got a few more members to join the clan and a few of them are going to be really baneful for us.” Zero answered.
“But at what price?” China asked, staring at Zero with a ‘your fucked’ expresion on her face.
“At the price of money. Money I plan to puke out and have you all help pay. Except for Marcus. I owe Marcus enough as it is.” Zero answered.
“You owe me?” Marcus asked.
“Anyway, some of these new members will arrive tomorrow. Today, I expect for Bob to come here and help me plan what needs to be done for the rescue team. As in, we’re gonna upgrade this house and this guy is going to help. And after that, he’s going to join our rescue team and help keep the house in good shape while upgrading it whenever he can.” Zero explained.
“So, what’s the catch?” China asked.
“10000 poke and 1000poke per two weeks, since the guy is more like an employee” Zero replied.
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“…And how are we going to afford this?” China asked.
“I’m going to puke up money like there’s no tomorrow. But I need a healthy supply of oran berries and a partner to feed these to me whenever I fall unconscious.” Zero asked, grimacing over the solution.
“Is that even healthy?” Avon asked.
“No. But, the houses needs to be upgraded and we need a construction worker as part of the gang considering our ill luck. So it was only a must we eventually did this. Though, let it be known. I’m going to make sure this job is a 10000poke job. As for my health… yeah… I know it’s not good… But, if I have too. I’ll take one for the team… besides… I can puke up 1000 poke in 10 minutes. So I just need to puke for 40 minutes straight if I can do so rapidly. 3 hours or more if I ain’t puking out a lot.” Zero answered.
“What about these other members?” Nell asked.
“What about them?” Zero asked right back.
“What are their names, species, can you give us any details?” Nell answered.
“Oh. Well let’s see… there’s a Whismur thing from the Crappy Musicians guild. There’s also Bob from the… there’s also Layla and April, maids from the Maids Guild, which will serve as our maids to help keep the house clean and make our life’s that much easier. China, if you dare complain on the maids, I swear I’m going to make you regret it. Aside from those guys I also got the Freedom Fighter guys to send one of their members to join our group, I didn’t get any details though. Lastly, I also had the nerves to call the Technomite club and after some negotiation I got them to send over a retired headmaster from their club to join us.” Zero explained.
“Layla?” Avon and Marcus exclaimed at the same time.
“YOU WHAT?! AND WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY FOR ALL OF THIS?!” China yelled.
“Through sweat and tears money was gained. For the maids, the price was Marcus’s soul and a fragment of mine. And after I healed a bit, I edited the deal. So I sold your, Mike and Nell’s soul to the Maid club. Only Avon got away from the punishment.” Zero answered.
“You WHAT?!” China yelled, summoning her vines and wrapping them around Zero’s body.
“I sold an hours worth of time of every Saturday for a whole year to the maid club hag. Three hours for Marcus though.” Zero answered, wincing in pain.
“DIE!” China yelled. Tightening her vines as if she were to kill Zero.
“YOU BASTARD!” Marcus yelled also, helping China tighten the vines around Zero’s body.

“Stop right there.” a unknown voice ordered.

“Heh?” Avon asked.

It’s a bird, It’s a plane, It’s!!! A Munchlax!!! A Munchlax just teleported into location where everyone is. But not just any Munchlax. A shiny blue munch lax with a strand of black hair growing on the back of it’s head, as in, a mullet and he was also wearing a pair of glasses. He was also, not alone as three other pokemon teleported with him. The first one was a green colored snake with yellow eyes wearing a green bandanna on it’s head. The second one was an old fossil pokemon that looked like, well… combine a fossilized manta ray with someone with scythe arms and combine all those with a basic two leg skinny body and there. The third pokemon was a blue one with a dopey expression and four legs, it also had a weird tail with two eyes.

“Who are you guys?” Avon asked.
“We are the patriots.” the snake answered.”
“Do not listen to him young ones. He is merely confused. We are just some pokemon who are meant to join your clan, just as fate said we would.” the blue one answered.
“For the last time Zach. Fate does not exist. I should know. I had something to do creating this world.” The munchlax replied.
“I still don’t believe you, you know.” Zach replied.
“Anyway… greetings. We I am… hmmm… oh right, I still didn’t decide on a name… hmmm… let’s see… hmmm… oh screw it. Call me Dewyx. Yeah, Dewyx that works. Well yeah, I’m Dewix. The snake guy is Naked Snake now an Ekans, blue boy over there is Zach the Wobbuffet and the fossil guy over there is Locke.” Dewix explained.
“Help…me…” Zero said faintly, now being at the verge of life or death.
“DIE FOR YOUR SINS YOU EVIL BEING FROM HELL!!!” China yelled, now putting more effort into Zero’s strangling than before.
“Oh sorry. Say Locke, can you deal with the issue?” Dewix asked.
“Son. Unless you want to die, you’ll stop kidding around.” Locke warned.
“Aren’t you going to help?” Dewix asked.
“Hmmmm… yes, why not?.” Locke answered.

Shortly after Locke replied, he charged towards China and Marcus and using his scythe arms, he knocked Marcus out and cut China’s vines off. Since they were made of plants. She didn’t bleed, but it left a cut and she fell unconscious to the floor. Zero was also knocked unconscious due to the constraint.

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“…Sorry… I don’t know my own strength.”
“Are you going to kill us?” Nell asked.
“No. We are going to join your clan.” Dewix answered.

Somehow, Dewix reply made Avon and Nell fall unconscious. Oh and Dewix also used his special powers to knock them out.

“Dewix…” Zach said.
“What?” Dewix asked
“…Why did you knock them unconscious?” Zach asked.
“For the atmosphere. Can’t you see that the atmosphere called for that. Were just some strangers that appeared out of nowhere and easily defeated two of their kin. Then we just tell them, we are going to join their clan. In my book, they should have been knocked unconscious from shock of even considering having us on their team, cause we would only increase the mayhem. But that won’t be the case since we are wise people and will look after them and help them become stronger. Though we won’t be alone as I already arranged a few things for them off-screen namely the maid guild joining forces with the martial arts club and a few other things, since I mentioned the maids guild I’ll mention that I edited the deal a bit, raising the hours everyone had to go and tolerate that training. But anyway… now that they are unconscious we need to get them inside and into their beds after treating their wounds, after that we’ll need to start cooking some quality food. Hopefully after some sleep the smell of the food will wake them up and bring them to the kitchen where we can get better acquainted and more officially join their clan. But… if for some odd reason the food doesn’t wake them up, Mike’s return will do the job in waking them up. Say, Zach, you do know how to cook right?” Dewix explained.
“Yes.” Zach answered.
“Then let’s get working.” Dewix suggested.

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