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Where Ideas come from, Chapter 4
Chapter 4
The boy came across a small viledge, no I didn't spell that wrong, the welcome sign said "Welcum 2 viledge" the boy groaned that even people in charge of the signboards can't spell properly these days.
He entered the "viledge" but could see nobody, the streets were all empty, but he could tell there were people hiding in the houses.
He knocked on the door of the "SITE HAL", the door opened and he was pulled in.
A man whispered to him "wat r u doin out zer u coold get cat bi the gramer nazis", The boy would have no idea what the man was saying if the man was writing to him rather then talking.
But his Grammar was pretty bad. "Grammar Nazi's? Who are they?" The boy asked, "zer lik nazis bat wit gramr" the man replied, the boy was confused so he asked, "Where are these
Grammar Nazi's?" "the libery" the man replied, the boy left the "SITE HAL" and went to the Library, he walked inside and saw a bunch of people reading books.
The boy asked "Are you the Grammar Nazi's?", "No, We're just librarians, Scholars and such, pretty much the only people in the town who can use proper Grammar" A woman reading a book said.
"Everybody is hiding from 'Grammar Nazi's'" the boy said, "There aren't any, they're just so ignorant that proper Grammar actually matters and compare us to Nazi's when we correct their
spelling, so they forced us into this library" A man shelving books replied.
"This is ridiculous!" the boy exclaimed, As it was, VERY, Ridiculous, haven't the villagers heard about that guys law, you know the one, "As soon as you compare something to Nazi
Germany you completely derail the conversation" or something like that.
And it is rather true, the boy couldn't really think of where this would be going.
So he went up tot he reference desk and asked "Do you know where Ideas come from?".
"I don't have map but-" the woman at the reference desk started, but the boy interrupted "I have a map".
"Yes and so does this library but it's not on the map, from the library take a left on Groven st, and you'll be heading out of town, from there take a right, then go left" the woman continued.
The boy thanked The Woman at the Reference desk and followed the directions he was given.
Unfortunately they weren't very good directions, as she plopped him right in the middle of the forest again, but he could see something blue in the distance.
So he walked towards it when he heard "FLOOD!" and the blue thing got closer, faster, and then-
The boy awoke in a cave that seemed to be somewhere out on the ocean.
Somehow he guessed that something happened and he got washed out to sea.
The edge of the cave went into the ocean so he knew the only way to go was further into the cave.
The boy ventured into the cave and despite numerous bats he didn't really see anything.
Suddenly he heard a loud noise, a giant mole crashed throw the wall of the cave, the boy noticed it was cold.
He decided to change directions and walk through the hole the mole had made and come from.
He walk for awhile and found himself on the surface, it was very snowy, it was very cold, and a little dark.
"I"m either in Antarctica or Norway has really gone downhill" the boy thought.
He saw a small building in the distance, so he headed towards it.
When he got there he felt a little dizzy, he knocked on the door, a kind sounding old woman answered.
"Come in".
Chapter end
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