NAVA the DW edition chapter 4

NAVA the DW edition chapter 4

NAVA the DW edition
Chapter 4: You ain't nothing but a hound dog, whinning all the time

Previously in NAVA the DW edition
Avon A.K.A. player 1 has started a journey with Player 2, otherwise known as Marcus to become pokemon masters, but on the way to viridian, they met a psycho known as Nightmare who wanted them dead, but then... well, read ahead to know what happens then.

Player 3 is ready to kickass and chew bubblegum, and he’s all outta bubblegum

“What the f-”

Nightmare has been sent flying off again!!! By Player 3's Salamence if you're gonna be a know-it-all about it.

“Never mess with Player 3, ya newb”

And so, Player 1 and 2 survived their exciting and violent way to Viridian city which isn’t normally this long. Though saddly, both players are still in a bad shape.

“Wanna ride you two?”
“Yes…”
“You have a bike?”
“Off course, all badass characters have motorcycles. If I didn’t have one, what would I be? A bad butt? A zack fair? A half-badass?”
“Touché”

Later that day at the hospital…

“Sir, for the last time, you are NOT allowed to bring your motorcycle inside the building!”
“You just envy me being Player 3.”
“…Screw you”

Eh… I meant inside the hospital, where Avon and Marcus where… stupid camera man… I swear… you’re so retarded at times…

“You okay Avon?”
“Sorta…”
“Look, I’m sorry about Chase… I really thought he just wanted to be a murkrow breeder. I wouldn’t think that he’d try to kill us.”
“It’s alright bud. Just please tell me that you didn’t make other people like him angry.”
“About that…”

Five seconds later…

“ALL AVAILABLE DOCTORS TO ROOM 183, AVON LORAIN HAS RECEIVED 4 HEART ATTACKS IN A ROW!!!”

A few hours later…

“Dude… it was only a prank…”
“…”
“Look, ya know what. I’m so sorry that I’ll let you be the leader of this group.”
“But I was always leader...”
“Well now I won’t bother trying to take down your title from you.”
“Are you saying, I am your inferior.”
“Well in terms of pure physical strenght, yes.”
“Do you use steroids?”
“…No, but I do have some backplot... now drop the topic and let’s move on to… wait… where do we have to go again?”
“From Viridian City we move unto Viridian Forest and then Pewter City.”
“Wait, are all the towns in Kanto based on colors or something, cause let‘s see, there‘s Cerulean, Viridian and the Indigo league and all of these are colors”
“Well… if you think about it, then yeah.”

After Player 1 and 2 left the hospital and quickly headed over to the pokemon center to heal their pokemon.

“Hello Nurse Joy”
“What he said.”
“Hello children. What can I do for you today?”
“Can you heal our pokemon? They had it rough earlier thanks to a psychopath murdering bastard.”
“Eh… SURE, just hand over your balls.”
“…odd question... but... you look hot, I guess I'm okay with getting raped”
“She meant your poke balls Marcus.”
“Oh… that makes a lot more sense... though it's less satisfying...”

After their pokemon were healed…

“Say are you two going to sign up for the pokemon league?”
“The pokemon”
“League?”
“Yep. It’s a tournament where trainers all over Kanto come together to fight for the title of Kanto Champion”
“Is there a catch to entering the tournament Nurse…”
“Boobies.”
“Marcus!”
“What? She has big boobs, is it so bad for me to notice that”
“Please excuse him, he has had a rough day.”
“It’s okay children, I like it when people acknowledge by huge knockers and it’s Nurse T-joy.”
"T-joy?"
"Isn't this a children's story?"

Yes... but didn't I already cuss in this story once or twice? Meh, go figure

“Ignoring that... Well to enter the pokemon league you must beat all the gym leaders in Kanto and gain 8 badges as proof of your victory. After that you need to bring them to Indigo Plateau to enter the tournament. You still need to sign up for doing the gym challenge though.”
“Sounds cool I suppose…”
“Sign me up Nurse T-joy.”
“Alright, just give me your Pokedexs”

A few seconds later…

“Done.”

Nurse joy gives Avon and Marcus, their Pokedex’s

“Thanks Nurse T-Joy.”
“Thank you Nurse T-Joy”
“Sure thing boys.”
“Before we leave. Are you sure you don’t want my balls to be a pedophile? I REALLY don't mind losing my virginity”
“MARCUS!!!”

Later that day…

“Oh hello los-.”
“Three words. Move or Shuryuken. I ain‘t gonna tolerate you”
“Five words: I challenge you to a pokemon battle!!!”
“That’s seven words Jason.”
“Yeah, but who asked you?!”
“Your mom.”
“Burn.”
“Shut up and call out your pokemon!”
“Whatever retard.”

Marcus Vs. Jason #2

Marcus calls out Charmander!
Jason calls out Wartortle!

Round #1
“You freaking cheater! You aren’t supposed to have an evolved pokemon!”
Charmander uses Scratch
Wartortle is hit with 4 points of damage!

“No, when you beat me it’s cheating. When it’s me beating you, it’s not cheating.”
Wartortle uses Water gun on Charmander
Charmander is hit with 20 points of damage!

HP:
Wartortle: 36/40
Charmander: 10/30

Round #2
“You’re getting a Shuryuken in the balls for this you know.”
Charmander attacks Wartortle with Scratch
Wartortle is hit with a critcal hit! Worth 8 points of damage!!!

“Oh poor me, I’m so afraid… NOT! Hahaha”
Wartortle attacks Charmander with Water gun
Charmander is hit 20 points of damage!

HP:
Wartortle: 28/40
Charmander: -10/30

Jason wins!

Fight’s over!
Jason is the winner!
Wartortle gains 40 exp!
Wartortle levels up!
Wartortle becomes level 17!
Jason obtains hit in the private area with a Shuryuken!

“We’re even now, ‘buddy’ now know your place.”
“Higher… than… yours…”

Jason receives another Shuryuken, in the stomach!

“Say why didn’t you use Munchlax?”
“In case one of the psychos I mentioned earlier decides to attack us while in the forest.”
“Oh… WAIT!”
“Kidding Avon, I’m just kidding.”
“How can you even joke about that?!”
“Cause what are the odds we meet another Psycho.”
“Well, we DID meet Nightmare on the way here…”
“Look, if we meet another psycho on the way here, I’ll pay you twenty bucks. Sound fair.”
“Alright then.”