NAVA the DW edition Chapter 2

NAVA the DW edition Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Don't stop me cause I wanna have myself a bad time.

Responding to the event in place, Avon and Marcus saw as Jason stole one of the poke balls placed in a holy pedestal with fancy lighting placed right next to an old guy in a white lab coat.

“You’ll never catch me alive suckers!”

And Jason did the most predictable thing ever. He jumped right through the window and started running into the next city.

“Did my Shuryuken make him nuts?”
“I’m pretty sure he was born crazy.”
“Shut up, pick your pokemon and get the f*** off my property!!!”
“Sheesh, no need to be so angry”
“Yeah… maybe you are right… NOT! I challenge you two for a Pokemanz battle!”
“Heh!?
“Heh?!”
“Pick your pokemon and fight me!”

Stop right there. Reader, if you want Avon and Marcus to A. Deny his challenge, I don’t care. If you want Avon and Marcus to B. Run away, then I say you are wise but a big coward. If you want Avon and Marcus to C. Accept Oak’s challlenge, then congrats. You have good tastes.
Pokemon Battle Begin!

Avon calls out Bulbasaur into the field
Marcus calls out Charmander into the field
Professor Oak calls out Leet Mewtwo and Celebi

Round 1!
Celebi uses Time Paradox on Bulbasaur!
Bulbasaur is hit with 99x straight Critical attacks!

Mewtwo uses HAX0R RAGE!!!
Charmander is hit with 9999 damage!!!

Current HP
Mewtwo: ?????
Celebi: ?????
Bulbasaur: -99999/20
Charmander: -9999/20

OVERKILL!!!!!!!!!!!

Fights over
Professor Oak wins
Professor Oak gains 40 exp!
Professor Oak is corrupted by the exp!
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Professor Oak is mutating due to the exp gained!
Professor Oak is level uping!
Professor Oak evolves into…
Ash Ketchum!!!

Ash Ketchum Lv101
Moves:
Eternal youth potion
Girls equal Exp
Retarded Useless Tackle
Smart move

Do you want to delete one of his moves to teach him ‘Dumb move’?
yes/no

You picked no.
Ash Ketchum forgets Smart Move and learns Dumb Move

WARNING WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The A.S.H. S.U.C.K.S. system has initiated!
The Anti. Ash. Hell. System Underdevelopment to Crater and Keep the planet Safe system is going active.

Ash Ketchum has been neutralized and sent to another dimension through the power of the force!

Somewhere in the world of Arctic Vs. Ash.

“What the?”
“Oh my god!”
“Dude…”
“…What is it Brock, Arctic and Layla?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Ash… next to you… is another you.”
“OH GOD THE HUMANITY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

After that Arctic then started running in circles, yelling in panic.

Back in NAVA the DW edition!
After Ash Ketchum was neutralized, Avon and Marcus simply walked to Viridian City without a word, till a monster simply came out of the woods and attacked them.

“TYRAN!!!”
“Gah!”
“AVON!!!”
“Capture finished!”

Yes, Avon just BARELY survived being killed by a Tyranitar who was about to claw Avon’s face off in a matter of seconds when the dragon beyblade circled around the creature and calmed it down. Afterwards some Pokemon Ranger folks showed up. They are the same guys from Pokemon Ranger for the Nintendo DS that you control.

“Are you two kids alright?”
“Why do you care… you ba… beautiful and sexy female pokemon ranger wearing latex panties and latex clothes!”
“…I knew headquarters should have re-designed the female ranger outfit…”
“heheheh”
“What’s so funny?!”
“I just really like the ranger union for the female uniform…”
“YOU PERVERTED SORRY EXCUSE OF A!!!”
“Close… Close… Too close… Death… Tyranitar…”
“You okay Avon?”
“Tyranitar… Tyranitar…”
‘…Say Ranger babe and Ranger guy, care to tell Tyranitar to GTFO my property?”

But before the Rangers could reply to Marcus’s request, a ninja attacked them and knocked both rangers unconscious by throwing chopsticks at them. She then revealed to be herself, a shampoo cosplayer! No, not the hair thing. Shampoo, as in, the girl from Ranma 1/2

“Cassandra?”
“You, me, Marry NOW!”

WARNING!!!
A new challenger has appeared!

“MARCUS LAMECH!!!”