NAVA the DW edition Chapter 1

NAVA the DW edition Chapter 1

Chapter 1: I wanna rock! Err… TRAIN!!!

Once upon a time there was a trainer called Avon who wanted to be a pokemon trainer. But his parents didn’t let him

“But mom!”
“No means no young man.”
“Please! Can’t you see everyone else is also becoming pokemon trainers. So why can’t I?”
“Cause I said so. That’s why.”

for some unknown reason and forced him to finish up elementary and middle school.

“PLEASE Dad! I BEG OF YOU!”
“…”
“PLEASE!!!”
“…Finish up elementary and middle school and then we’ll talk”
“Darn it!”
“What did you just say Avon? *holds up paddle*”
“Nothing, err… I said… thank… it?”
“That’s what I thought.”

Once he did he asked his parents to let him become a pokemon trainer. While hesitant, they agreed only if Avon was accompanied with someone else.

“Please mom and dad. Let me become a pokemon trainer. I already did as you two told me. And I got mediocre grades too!”
“…”
“…”
“…I hate it when they grow up so fast…”
“Fine then son. We’ll let you become a pokemon trainer. BUT only if you can get someone to accompany you in your journey.”

Here’s when player 2, known as Marcus Lamech came into a picture. Marcus was Avon’s childhood friend and was somewhat known to be tough, he also had a Munchlax.

“Say Marcus would you mind going with me on a pokemon trainer journey?”
“Pokemon… Trainer?”
“Yes, you know. The guys that train pokemon, fight gym leaders and get badges. You know.”
“…The ranger academy……”
“So?”
“Fine, I’ll do it.”
“Great. Now just gotta tell my parents the news.”

When Avon told his parents about Marcus’s response. They were…

“…I knew you should have given him a harder requirement, impossible even…”
“So… can I become a trainer?
“I am a man of my word. Yes son, you can become a pokemon trainer now.”
‘YAHOO!!!”

*Avon leaves the room*

“GERALD!!!”
“As I said, I am a man of my word.”
“Screw man of his word, I just want my baby to stay with his mama.”
“…man of my word…”

Avon was really exited and could barely sleep. The next day however he woke up sorta early the next day, well earlier than his friend Marcus anyway. So after Avon put on some clothes and tried to leave the house without being noti-

“STOP RIGHT THERE YOUNG MAN!”

…There goes my idea…
Well a little bit later after the good bye crap, we go into Marcus’s House…

“MARCUS GET UP ALREADY!”
“zzz….get here… you tasty… yum… yum…oh…f-”

Yeah… Marcus was then forcefully woken up as his mother hit him in the head with a frying pan and yelled at him.

“WAKE UP!!!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Later…

“BAD MUNCHLAX! BAD BAD MUNCHLAX!!! You know you are only supposed to eat Garbage on Sundays! Bad Munchlax!” Marcus yelled as he hit Munchlax with a rolled up newspaper.
“MUNCHLAX MUNCHLAX MUNCH LAXXXXXXX!!!!!”
“Eh… Marcus?”
“Avon?! So wait… you… saw?”
“…Do I want to know?”
“……Ever heard of obedience training?”
“Yes, but I don’t think it involves hitting a munch lax with a newspaper.”
“…Today hasn’t been my day… Sorry Munchlax…”
“Eh?”
“My mom woke me up by hitting me in the head with a frying pan…”
“Ouch…”
“Now if only I wasn’t used to this sort of thing…”

Well later, after the young adventurers left… *reads script* Pallet Town… wait Pallet? Oh screw it, anyway… Our young adventurers then headed to Professor Oak’s place.

“Say Avon, just what pokemon do you plan on getting from this Oak guy?”
“I guess I’ll get Squirtle since it sorta relates to ice types and ya know, Ice is my favorite type of them all. But what about you?”
“Eh… I don’t know. But considering how the starters in Johto were fire, grass and water, then I’ll get the fire starter.”
“But why do you wear green clothes then?”
“Can’t a guy love the color green and preffer fire types?”
“Not to upset ya, but it’s sorta odd.”
“So is your name while spelled backwards making Nova.”
“Touché”

But on the way, they faced… Jason Bullard. The average rival/enemy in most games. Unlike most other rivals, this one was more retarded than them and slightly more intelligent as he blocked the way to Professor Oak’s place.

“Hello Dwebs.”
“Hello jackass. What’s up?”
“Hey! I am not a jackass!”
“Off course you are not, you’re KING Jackass the fourth, also known as Lord Jackhole the jackass.”
“Are you asking for a death wish or are you just crazy?”
“I woke up after having my mom hit me in the head with a burning frying pan. I think that justifies me not being in the mood to deal with you.”

Danananananananana Batman! Heh… oh right, wrong show.

Fist Fight:
Jason Bullard, the dumbass bully vs. Marcus Lamech, player 2

BEGIN!!!

Jason’s turn!
Jason Bullard hits Marcus with simple punch in the face!
Marcus dodges!

Marcus’s turn!
Marcus tries to remember how to fight…
Turn skipped

Jason’s turn!
“You’re gonna pay for dodging my punch! It’s time I use my secret weapon!”
Jason hit Marcus in the balls
Marcus is hit with 20 points of damage

Jason’s HP: 20/20
Marcu’s HP: 20/40

Marcus’s turn!
Marcus remembers Shuryuken!
“It’s payback time!”
Marcus uses Shuryuken on Jason!
Jason is hit with 30 points of damage!

(Fighting Dictionary:)
(Shuryuken: A fancy name for a powered up uppercut attack. It’s from Street Fighter!)

OVERKILL!!!
Marcus wins!!!

Fight’s over!
The winner is Marcus!
Marcus gains 35 exp points
Marcus level’s up!
Marcus learns: Jason Kick!
(Jason Kick: HIt’s the opponent where it hurts!)
Marcus becomes tougher!

EVENT WARNING!!!
Jason just escaped running into Oak’s place!