Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Saga1 Ep12 Pt3

Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Saga1 Ep12 Pt3

Now I know what you all are probably thinking from reading my really creepy ending to the previous part of the fic.

Game Over, right? They're all eradicatedly dead, right?

Episode 12 Part 3

Apocalypse Shadows Underwater Base

Lounging Chamber

Villains: <lying unconscious>

Dr. Robotnik: <wakes up> <yawns> <gets up> Was that all a dream? Woah...why do I feel all...shakey? <looks over to

the other guys> Hey! <kicks them awake>

Villains: <scramble to their feet and look around>

Dr. Robotnik: Calm down, calm down. Apparently we survived.

Dr. Wily: Really!? We're not dead!?

Dr. Robotnik: No.

Hades: WOOHOO!!!

Bowser: ALRIGHT!!!

Dr. Wily: ...but who saved us?

Joker: Well wouldn't you like to know? <hops on in, in his Batman: The Animated Series form> I don't suppose you

would think that I accidentally had my mitts on some dark magic, hm? When I tried to get the dust off me, I ended up

teleporting you bozos back here instead of shooting fire at Dr. Doom for kicks!

Hades: ...then what about our mech?

Joker: I'm pretty sure Neo Mobius took care of that piece of crap.

Hades: Why can't we have nice things!? D8

Bowser: ... <sniffle> ... <thinks that the heroes are dead> <runs crying to his room>

Dr. Wily: What's wrong with him?

Dr. Robotnik: I think you guys are missing details of his behavior that are otherwise very obvious...isn't he giving off a

rebellious air? ...in fact, you know what? I'LL look into it since you both are so friggin obliviously dumb anyway. <walks

away> Bunch of emotionless retards...

Meanwhile...

Mystic Forest

Tial's House

Tial: <Lugia's wife in case you can't remember> <in the kitchen making food for the extra rooms she created in the

upstairs hallway> ...I feel like that guy in the ending to Tale of Two Cities now. Heh, that's probably the best thing I've

done in my afterlife so far since I married Lugia and was blessed with a son! ...but some of the friends she

made...ugh...at least they're friendly. <looks over to the food> Well, it looks like my soup's done. This stuff oughta get

em back on their feet in one bowl. <K pours soup into the bowls> <floats to the extra guest rooms and Ben's room

with the soup>

Ben(Tial's adorable son): <takes soup and puts it on the tray next to his bed> <looks over to the person sleeping in

bed>

<cut to black>

Ben: Hey...

Zeph: ...uuuugh...

Ben: Can you hear me?

Zeph: ...errrgh...

Ben: Wake up!

Zeph: ....ugh, god....what happened... <wakes up and lets his eyes focus>

Ben: <gets closer> Are you okay...?

Zeph: ...am I dead?

Ben: No, you're alive.

Zeph: I'm...I'm alive? ...that means......oh thank god...it does...

Ben: Can you see?

Zeph: <eyes focus completely> Yeah... <smiles> ...I'm okay......I'm okay...

Ben: <K holds up soup> Here. You need to drink this soup. All of it.

Zeph: <sniffs it> It smells good!

Ben: Eat it all up. It'll should get you back on your feet.

Zeph: <eats it all up> That was good! I feel like a new yoshi now! I feel like I can take anything! ...but where're the

others? Did they make it?

Ben: Yeah, they're here.

Zeph: ...then we did make it...oh thank god... <walks out of the room to Tial> Um, are you the one who saved us?

<insert SSBB Game Clear music here(the piano part)>

Tial: <turns to Zeph> ...yes, I am. I'm Tial. I'm a reaper.

Zeph: ... <hugs her> Thank you....thank you...

Tial: <hugs back, petting him> It's all over now...each of you are here...you're safe...

Nic: <teleports to Tial> ...

Tial: ...what?

Nic: <hugs her tightly> I'm never going to forget what you did for us, Tial! ...I really thought it was-

Tial: Shhhh...no problem, Nic. I do what I need to. Lati came up with the idea, but I was in so much of an epiphany that I

took it upon myself to teleport you guys to safety.

Nic: Well now that it seems all of us have finished our soup...would you mind if we kicked back? That was...pretty

traumatizing, even for me.

Tial: That's fine by me. If you guys really think you need to gather your compsure, then be my guest. Even if I was part

of it, I would've been pretty traumatized. But hey...at least you know what the pure essense of magic is like.

Nic: ...yeah. That was something even I couldn't comprehend. Well, I'll just let the others find their way to me...but I still

can't thank you enough, Tial. You've done something very good for once!

Tial: Yeah...I have.

<insert SSBB Route 209 music>

Game Over? No. Not by a long shot.

Nic: <goes to sit down somewhere> So by the way, what DID you do? Just curious.

Tial: For Reapers, it's a pretty exhausing spell if you don't have enough strength to use it. See, I actually pulled your

souls, and then your bodies out of the streams in groundbreaking time. You guys just didn't notice because your souls

were so close to your bodies at the time that you really didn't feel much of anything except maybe going really REALLY

fast. What knocked you out was the shockwave the stream left when I forced reality like that. It kinda reacted to your

presence there, but don't worry. As long as you never go underground again as far as hitting the magic streams, you

won't have to suffer the wrath of the planet. But right now, I'd really...REALLY appreciate it if you guys, at least for the

next 6 hours, not use any magic whatsoever. The planet needs that time to cool down.

Nic: How do you know all this stuff, Tial?

Tial: Being worried and asking people at a somewhat younger age. Simple as that.

Heroes: <come in through the kitchen and see Nic and Zeph>

Nic: <smug> Weeeell...?

Tial: Oh boy...let another wet sloppy kiss from Dr. Velocity...twice >_<;

Lugia: Now you know what I have nightmares about.

Dr. Velocity and Dr. Lawnmowers: <give Tial a big ol kiss>

Jake: <tries to give a big kiss>

Tial: <blocks him> 'AY! You're not Dr. Velocity! I don't want your loser cooties all over my mouth!

Nic: <laughs>

Kazooie: You can give ME a big kiss, handsome. <gives Jake a big kiss> You heroic little cuite.

Jake: -w-

Tial: o.O;?

Lugia: Don't ask.

Tial: ...anyway, Articuno, it's still okay if you wanna give Lugia a second wife to be with. Just so you know.

Articuno: Thanks, Tial!

Tial: Just don't be too...mushy around me. I really don't like that.

Ben: <comes downstairs> I'm glad to see everybody made it alright. Thanks for saving them, mommy.

Tial: Hey, don't you forget that you helped out, too, squirt! <nuzzles him>

Ben:

Articuno: I'm so glad I finally get to meet you, Ben! I'm Lugia's girlfriend, Articuno.

Ben: Daddy told me all about you. Are you gonna be my other mommy?

Articuno: ...well...I hope so. You seem like a good kid to me.

Tial: <romantically kisses Lugia a little> ...you're safe now, Lugia...

Lugia: I probably owe you now, huh?

Tial: You don't have to owe me anything but your love, honey...

Lugia: Heheh.

Nicolette: This mushy stuff sucks. <K throws Dr. Velocity into Lugia>

Dr. Velocity: <lands on his back and latches onto him> <yells gibberish>

Lugia: <sissy scream> <tries to pull Dr. Velocity off>

Dr. Velocity: I am Dr. Octopus! Dr. Octopus is not so easily defeated!

Lugia: Dr. Octopus isn't an octopus, you first grader!

Dr. Velocity: <crawls over Lugia like an octopus> Phytoplanktons and Invader Zim!

<camera whoosh to Dib>

Dib: GIVE MY CHICKEN HOT POCKET GODDAMMIT <balloons come out of his mouth> ...what the hell? <balloon

strings tie onto him and carry him away> No! NOOOO! I don't want to go to clown heaven! Clowns EAT PEOPLE!!!

PENNYWISE LIVES!!! PENNYWISE LIIIIIII...

<cut back to scene>

Heroes: o_O...

Lugia: <looks up to the ceiling> Um...Authur? What did you ingest recently?

One of those awesome KFC megajugs. A big ol 1/2 Gal of soda!

Lugia: ._. ....that would do it.

Dr. Velocity: <morphs into an octopus version of himself and climbs onto Lugia's neck>

Lugia: ...what's on me?

Dr. Velocity: <climbs onto Lugia's head> <whispers> The repo men can hear you...

Lugia: <sissy screams> <runs around Tial's house with Dr. Velocity's octopus form latched onto him>

Dr. Lawnmowers: Horray! Dr. Velocity is saving us from the evil squirrels! 8D

Tial: Shut up, Dr. Lawnmowers.

Dr. Lawnmowers: <gives Tial a really big hug> It's so beautiful...

Tial: <can hardly breathe> .... <face turns blue> <starts hitting Dr. Lawnmowers with her scythe>

Articuno: <tickles Dr. Lawnmowers>

Dr. Lawnmowers: <laughs like a maniac and lets go>

Tial: <nearly collapses and catches her breath>

Lugia: <runs past with Dr. Velocity's octopus form still latches onto his face>

Tial: <K pulls Dr. Velocity off> QUIT THAT.

Dr. Velocity: <morphs back> Okay, emu giraffe lady! <gives thumbs up>

Dr. Lawnmowers: <grabs Dr. Velocity and holds him up> <does a really stupid Jim Carrey-like yell and flies through the

Mystic Forest with Dr. Velocity in his grasp>

Dr. Velocity: <yells along with him>

Lugia: <sees them off> ...what just happened?

Ben: <apparently in his room due to Authur's laziness>

Moltar: Hey, you got any beer?

Tial: <makes a keg of heineken and a beer bong appear> <smug>

Moltar: SWEET!!!

Zorak: I'M GONNA KEG STAND THAT MUTHA!!!

Moltar: Ew, then you'll get your bug spit all in it!

Zorak: No I won't!

Moltar: Yeah you will!

Zorak: Screw you! I'ma keg stand this thing whether-

Moltar: <slams Zorak's head on the keg beak-first>

Zorak: <falls down, making a hole in the hollow part of the keg>

Nicolette: Well that's one way to set it up. <has mugs with her> <brings along some other beers and some snacks>

Moltar: BEST. HOUSE PARTY. EVER.

Tial: Better send Ben over to the Mystic Castle Orphanage, then.

After she did just that...

CHRISTMAS PARTY FOR NO REASON

Heroes plus Tial: <have a Christmas party with beer, snacks, beer, eggnog, beer, soda, awesome music and more

beer!>

Fang: Aw come on, sis! Just one!

Nicolette: Oooooh no, I'm not letting you do that. I'd rather have you hyper than drunk off your furry ass.

Fang: PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? 8D

Nicolette: ...well why not. It's fun to see you humiliate yourself anyway. <gives beer>

Fang: ALRIGHT!!! <chugs it down>

Moltar, Zorak and Kaijun: <chant "chug it">

Fang: <keeps chugging it until it's all gone> <crushes the can with his head> Hand me another one!

Kaijun: <hands him another brew>

Fang: <shotguns it(actually bites through the can and slurps up all the booze)>

Nicolette: <sigh> Reeeeal classy. <sips from a Bud Select>

Jake: <apparently very drunk> <wearing his pants on his head> WOOTCAKES

Lugia: <grabs Jake by the tail and throws him out the window> <breathes a sigh of relief>

Jake: <appears in his pants and pops out halfway> HI BIRDMAN

Lugia: <girl scream> <grabs him and stuffs him down the sink> Jesus...

Jake: <comes in through the air duct and falls on Fang>

Fang: WOOT!!! That was some high diving there, buddy!

Jake: Phytoplankton!

Dr. Velocity: <pops up through the sink faucet shaped as a drop of water> <very high voice> PHYTOPLANKTON

<goes back in the faucet>

Plankton: I really wish you people would gain a few brain cells before EVER speaking. <walks away>

Fang: Who the hell was that?

Banjo: <dancing like a dork of course>

Kazooie: <watches> It's like every time he does something stupid or says something stupid, my brain instantly reacts

and gives me a headache. <holds head> >_<

Tial: <apparently very drunk herself> <dances to the music> This party train has rusty wheels! CHOO CHOO BITCH

Lugia: O_O...staying away... <backs away>

Meanwhile

Apocalypse Shadows Underwater Base

Dr. Robotnik: <surfing the net reading what I submitted> Wow...he's not really earning high marks for proper plot

usage, is he? <suddenly bitchslapped invisibly>

Quiet, you.

Dr. Robontik: OW! Jesus...by the way, I wonder if Bowser's done crying in his room? He's been in there for like 5

hours now, hasn't even come out to eat.

Hades: <appears> I think he's seriously down about the heroes even though we probably got rid of em finally.

Dr. Robotnik: ...

Hades: Not you too!

Dr. Robotnik: No no no it's just...life is too boring without them to kick around.

Hades: I thought you DIDN'T want a bunch of heroes who keep defeating us.

Dr. Robotnik: Stop ruining my moment, smartass.

Tial's House

Dr. Lawnmowers and Dr. Velocity: <come back>

Dr. Velocity: <slips on some ice on the floor and ends up accidentally kicking Lugia in the jaw>

Lugia: OW! <holds beak> DAMMIT...

Dr. Velocity: <on the floor> @w@

Giant Bill Gates Head: WINDOWS VISTA!!! <crashes into the house>

<cut to black>

<following appears>

Oh, and Bowser's STILL crying over thinking the heroes are obliterated. All this

WAS just to let you guys know that everyone's alive. What, did you expect an actual plot? Don't worry, don't worry. Our

heroes will come back into action again soon.