More pros of having a pet rock as opposed to a sadistic stalker vampire boyfriend:
Pet rock Edward...
ALWAYS knows what you're thinking
Knows EXACTLY how to respond to what you're thinking
Doesn't run away
Fits nicely in your purse/backpack/pants (I'm going to hell for that)
Does exactly what YOU want
I fail to see a lose to this. Except for the fact it doesn't spout poetry. Oh, I know! We'll stick an automated voice playback in it. It'll be like a teddy bear or something.
YES.
Anyway, this comic (takes place after Edward left...no clue what books that is, I stopped reading the books at Twilight: Chapter 13) marks the first online appearance of Michi. She's sort of a tomboy. Who likes very scanty clothing. And irony. And stuff. She also does not like Twilight. Not. One. Bit. <3
Comments
Excalibur Says:
Oh...that was made of win.
I WANT A SPARKLY ROCK NAMED EDWARD ]<
Thank you.
XThundermuffinsX Says:
I think I love you.
Fits nicely into your purse/backpack/pants.
That made my day.
Tarrigan Says:
this i formed from the purest of win.
queenfish Says:
I read this comic before but had no clue what Twilight was so I didn't understand it a bit.
Curiosity got the best of me and I read the first book.
Now I came back to re-read this and I laughed my ass off :D
Sadly, I can't stop reading the books now. I feel very dirty and slowly can feel my brain turning to mush. :(
Muffinator Says:
i can see myself getting my friend kristen one of those as a gift of sorts. she's a HUGE fan...
i can't tell whether she'd hit me [and that hurts] or love me forever.