Under One Roof part 13

Under One Roof part 13

Under One Roof 13

After being partnered with Mike to do some rescue missions, Zero simply looked for the most missions in the same area so in term, he would gain more money while not putting up that much effort. But then just as he was about to leave to Thunderwave cave, the area with these missions, something hit Zero. Why the hell did he have to work if he could just puke out money? China wasn’t around and Mike looked oddly moneygrubbing at the moment, so he would have to wait. Who knows, maybe it was best to keep it a secret so he could keep all the money for himself. But anyway after clearing that thought up he left for thunder wave cave with Mike.

Later that day…
At the entrance to Thunderwave cave, Mike and Zero faced the last guy they wanted to see. A black colored ape.

“What the… Two shiny pikachus? Heh, what are the odds.” the ape thing said to himself.
“CRAP! “
“So, which one of you is Mike? I got orders from HQ to either recruit this Mike or kill him and take his head back to HQ for the boss to put up on one of his walls like ah trophy.” the ape asked.

Mike then pointed towards Zero.

“He’s Mike.” Mike answered.
“A true shiny eh? No wonder you are so respected now a days in HQ. Heck, a few of my troops actually said they wanted to marry this so called Mike, really sexy female pikachus I mean. The type of female pikachu that doesn‘t like to nag and has big boobs. That reminds me, I think I heard the boss say that if you joined us, we‘d make a commander and pay you lots of Poke for doing nothing. So I‘ll ask you again, do you want to join Team MOFOS or not?” the ape asked.
“Wait! I’m Mike and I accept your offer.” Mike replied, feeling tempted beyond all belief for the promises he was hearing.
“Gotcha.” the ape said in a sly voice.

The ape pokemon then quick attacked Mike and followed by launching a combo of Mega, Focus, Thunder, Ice, Fire and Dynamite punches at Mike. Needless to say, Mike had to constantly use Recover to survive the merciless beating of 100 punches in a row. Zero however just stood by the sides and laughed as Mike got his ass handed to him.

“That reminds me to ask. Hey, you, true shiny. What’s your name?” the shiny slaking asked as he finished his combo attack and pined Mike down to the ground with his left hand.

Zero simply sighed and waited for the slaking to introduce himself first…

“Ahem, anytime now buddy. What is your name?” the slaking asked, again.
“The name is Zero Hunter, the self proclaimed King of all bastards. But that isn’t important information considering you are going to sleep soon. But before that, state your name and species” Zero answered.
“You killing me? Ha! How could a little rodent like you kill a big hunk of man like me. Now that’s a good one little man. As for your question, well they call me Kinoc. Master Kinoc to you and for my species. Well, Slaking I suppose.” Kinoc replied.

Seconds after Kinoc spoke, an army of mind controlled pokemon swarmed the area. The army being constituted of Digglets, Psyducks and even some Golducks

“Any last words?” Zero asked.

Kinoc responded to Zero’s question by thunder punching Zero into the air and throwing Mike at Zero and to finish the whole ordeal, a thunderbolt attack. By this point Mike was knocked unconscious, mostly due to him running out of power to use Recover. Zero however survived and after being hit by thunder teleported himself away from Kinoc. Yet moments after so the Kecleon brothers were teleported into the area and all of their stuff was teleported on Slaking.

“Heh. What the! A thief!” the green kecleon yelled.
“Let’s go as you americans say, get him!” the purple kecleon yelled.

And being haxed super high leveled pokemon, the kecleon brothers then basically kicked the living crap out of Kinoc and then left, taking what Kinoc had stolen from them as they left. As for Zero… well he had just teleported himself into a tree near the area and saw the whole ordeal. So after things cooled down, he jumped down and with an evil grin on his face, gave his mindless slaves a simple order to get revenge.

“Bury him thirty feet under the ground.” Zero ordered.

And as Zero commanded, so was it done and in a good twenty minutes, Kinoc was now buried alive. Thirty feet into the earths crust and there wasn’t even a cross to honor his death.

“Good job guys, good job. I really appreciate all the work and sweat you put into killing this bastard. So yeah, thanks a lot. Now you may all return to your homes now.” Zero thanked, snapping his fingers and freeing his victims from his mind control.

MUCH later that day…

Having had a long day of fighting, training and having a pokemon buried alive, both Zero and Mike were pretty sore and wanted just one thing, to get to their base and take a well deserved rest. But to dismay, when they got to their base there was a shiny venus flytrap plant waiting for them…

“Which one of you is Mike?” the venus flytrap plant asked.
“…”
“…”
“So…?”
“…”
“…”
“…Teleport…” Zero replied in a tired out tone. Teleporting the venus flytrap plant pokemon into the nearest volcano in the area.


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Earlier that day in Team Gaia Force’s base…

“So… Avon, do you remember any of Ralt’s moves?” Marcus asked.
“Well, let’s see… there’s teleport, confusion and-”

Before Avon could finish his sentence two pokemon just teleported themselves in front of them. A big fat black ape and a yellowish venus flytrap.

“Oh look Cliff, a little penguin and a little bride guarding this big old base. Do you think they are actually a wedded couple or something? Now that’d be pretty funny, right Cliff?” the slaking asked.
“WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!” Avon and Marcus yelled.
“AND I AM NOT A BRIDE!” Marcus added.
“Oh how cute, they think they can be intimidating I feel like just giving them a piece of candy for making me wanna laugh.” the slaking mocked.

By this point the venus fly trap thing teleported the ape somewhere far away from him.

“So can you two tell me where I can find Mike?” the venus fly trap thing asked.
“Mike? Well eh…”
“He’ll be right back. You can just wait for him around here.” Marcus answered.
“Marcus?”
“I’ll take your word for it little missy. But if Mike doesn’t show up here before dusk, you and this penguin aren’t gonna make it through the night alive