Sonic Unleashed Sucks

Yeah, this is the theme song for the gayest game in the world
(Sonic Unleashed)

Yeah, this game sucks ass
It makes me wanna kill all my friends
‘Cause that Chip’s a fucking weirdo (I’m Light Gaia)
And that Werehog’s way too slow (You’re too slow!)

Especially for the Wii
Yeah, couldn’t the developers see
That climbing those poles with the Werehog
Makes me punch out all of my teeth (Well, it’s fuckin’ annoying)

So next time when you go
To your local gaming store
Make sure you don’t buy
This crappy piece of shit (That’s putting it nicely)

And that’s because

This game’s so fucking bad
It made me murder my dad (With a knife!)
And when will Jason Griffith realize
He can’t do Sonic’s voice at all (Jason Griffith sucks)

‘Cause Sonic’s levels are fast (They’re kinda good..)
But the Werehog’s levels made me hate jazz (Fuckin’ music)
And what’s with the cliché story (Dr. Pickle?)
It doesn’t even make any sense