Ã…ker

If you are not Harry or Michael, you will never understand this story...


Åker was born in Sweden. His parents, Joakim and Mågas didn't like him so they wrapped him up in a hamper and tossed him into the Skagerrak. He floated around Norway and then around Denmark, picking up the languages… He managed to get himself into a English harbour where he was found in the reeds by Gwen and Myfanwi, two welsh men, trying to take over England and destroy Scotland Åker, is now sadly slightly brain-damaged due to being hit by thousands of Fishing ships around the Scandinavian coast lines. He can talk Swedish fluently, but only to be whipped by his “welsh” masters, who call him Gleggers, and pay no attention to Åker, when he constantly repeats his name. They believe it is just some annoying word he says, so they beat him even more when he says it He can also say, in English “I’m from Ssschhkandinaveeeya”! However for Åker everybody likes him, as he is so cute, and so stupid. He always gets a pat on the head. Even by Betty, the rich English house maid; this irritates the welsh duo and they pull Åker away shouting “Don’t touch our pet, you will infect it, with those English diseases, you lot carry along with you” Åker however always stays loyal to the welsh duo as he believes that his parents are great friends of the two welsh men, He loves them…. They do not love him; they just see him as a thing, which follows them about. Not contributing to their hopes of ‘England Domination’.