I've Been Collaberation with the CIA

I've Been Collaberation with the CIA

Devious-Bane: Hello, the CIA sent you correct?

Agent: Yes, you wish to speak about a website?

Devious-Bane: Yes, it's a place called SheezyArt located at http://www.sheezyart.com/

Agent: What seems to be the problem?

Devious-Bane: Here is a list for ya:
1) Poor enforcement of terms
2) Proclaiming falsified statements against users
3) Founder posted a falsified conversation with the CIA
4) Staff is inexperienced, sloppy, and poor with moderating the site on many counts.
5) Site is filled with controversy, stolen material, and hostile groups.
6) E-mail verification is not valid, Mature tags used by any age and can be seen, site security is very weak.
7) Much aggravation for its users.

Agent: Well, is the site within the United States or its territories?

Devious-Bane: Yes, for quote:
"I agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in the State of California in the event any legal dispute should arise."
~ http://www.sheezyart.com/terms_of_service/

Agent: In this case, the federal authorities have full power in shutting down the site. We received the other information you sent us regarding the host and IP as well as the users of the site.
Is there anything else you wish to add?

Devious-Bane: Yes, you're and idiot, CC, for using the "CIA" as a safeguard for the lulzsite you run.
Devious-Bane: Seriously, get a life. Any 3-year-old can play "cops."