Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Ep12 Pt2
Episode 12 Part 2
Okay, quick recap. The villains decide to drill to the planet's core. Chances of Nic taking this lightly are pretty much nonexistent.
<camera whoosh>
La Vintage
Hotel
Nic: ...wait...WHAT!? ...why those inconsiderate BASTARDS!!!
Lugia: You think this is an offense?
Nic: Oh, it's more than an offense. It's ALL THREE. This would normally apply, had they try to take down Mystic Castle, but this is an exception. There's no way we're letting them attack the planet's core and destroy Neo Mobius! Did they just unanimously decide!?
Nicolette: That's my guess...and calm down. I'm sure we'll beat them to the mantle and kick the shit out of them.
Moltar: Uh...okay? Why do they need to be in there?
Nack: We're going WHERE!? <hides in Nic's purse> Nack don't wanna go!
Nic: Oh come, Nack! I'll protect you guys with my magic!
Nack: No! Nack don't wanna go!
Nicolette: Um...sis? I think he's trying to tell us that we need protective suits or something. That might get him to come.
Nic: Hmm...well that is a better idea. Okay, little bro. Will you come with us to save the planet if we all wore heat suits?
Nack: ...yeah. <pokes head out of her purse> Where are they?
Nic: I have to conjure them up, but we'll wear the suits if you really want us to, okay?
Nack: ...okay.
Nic: <takes Nack out of her purse and sets him down>
Dr. Velocity: The space nazi hufflepuff has something to say to you! <holds up a rock with a nazi mustache>
Nicolette: ...
Dr. Velocity: 8D
Nicolette: <takes the rock and knocks out Dr. Velocity>
Veemon and Guilmon: <scream and hide behind a couch>
Nic: <teleports over to them> Calm down, she hasn't done anything yet.
Shadow Lugia: Pft, yeah. I can do better than that.
Nicolette: Oh really?
Shadow Lugia: Yes, really.
Nicolette: Prove it, frat boy.
Shadow Lugia: <comes up to Articuno> What's up, sexy? Mind if I undress you with my mind?
Articuno: <kicks him in the nuts>
Shadow Lugia: O_O...OW, BRO...
Nicolette: <facepalm> ...what was I thinking holding a conversation with you? <turns to everybody> Look, if we're going to prevent the planet from blowing up violently, we have to come up with a plan, okay? We can't just dig ourselves into the planet, it's delicate! Besides, aren't I pretty much the only one here who can tolerate bazillion-degree burns?
Okay fine I admit, Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures is AFTER the Tenshi Family. Happy?
Fang: I wouldn't think so. <appears> Miss meh?
Nicolette: Fang! <hugs him>
Fang: <hugs back>
Shadow Lugia: Um...what the hell?
Fang: Nicolette and I are sibs in case you haven't noticed, fratty.
Zeph: Oh god...two Dr. Velocities and now two Nicolettes...
Dr. Lawnmowers: <floats by and gives Zeph a hug> <goes back to floating on by>
Zeph: ...what just happened?
Shadow Lugia: <leans to Fang> By the way, 14 karat over there once had a fucking diaper on.
Fang: <looks over to Zeph> o.o!?
Zeph: What did he tell you?
Fang: <snickers> <busts out laughing>
Nicolette: *Oh god, he must've told you the whole diaper thing.*
Zeph: *It's not a diaper, dammit!*
Nicolette: <pistol whips Shadow Lugia with one of her gatling guns> You are SO lucky you didn't get a bullet to the ass.
And now for no reason whatsoever, Roxas dancing like a faggot.
Roxas: <dances like aforementioned to "What Is Love" on a dance floor>
Strong Bad: For the good of ActRaiser! <throws a watermelon with "LOL" on it at Roxas>
Roxas: <explodes>
<cut back to scene>
Heroes: O_O;....
It's either Arfenhouse-esque humor, or you lazy assholes get back to work within 10 seconds.
Heroes: <run out of the hotel in panic back to the tower>
The Tower
Tower: Miss meh? ;3
War Room
Lugia: ...since when did we have THIS installed?
Moltar: From what I understand, Nic is something called MAGIC, Lugia. I highly doubt she doesn't do stuff like this on an almost regular basis.
Nic: Okay, so here's the plan. <brings up graphic of inner Neo Mobius> I neurally detected the villains digging about 50 miles from the surface. Since this planet is pretty big, it'll take them a while before they reach the core...however, it's not just the core that's the key factor. Magic is a big part of what keeps the planet turning. Without it...well I guess the planet wouldn't grow. Everything will die from the sun.
Other Heroes: WHAT!?
Articuno: What can we do, Nic!?
Nic: Calm down, calm down...I'm getting to that right now. It's a little risky, but if we go through the streams of magicks within the planet and head off the villains from there, we'll be able to stop them, or at least stall them enough for the magic streams to do their natural self-defense mechanism.
Lugia: What's that?
Nicolette: Purging anyone within the streams with magic's pure essence. In other words, a big ray of light coming from nowhere will blast the hell out of you within 5 hours time. You'll know when the energy builds up when your body vibrates like shaking soundwaves.
Zeph: ...I don't know if we can pull this off...
Nic: Hmm...let's see... <fast forwards the graphic of the villains' progression to 5 hours later> <sees the graphic show that the villains will be eradicated before they even get halfway through> Cool! Either way, the villains will fail! ...but I don't want them dead. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope the guys at the Apocalypse Shadows are friendly enough to save them from certain death like this.
Moltar: *Huh...a woman who promotes life...she sure is interesting.*
Veemon: But what about us? How will WE get saved from the big magicky death ray of doom and not candy?
Nic: I'm sure somebody will help. I made friends with people you wouldn't imagine. Trust me. So let's get to it! We have only an aproxximate amount of 4 hours and 25 minutes left!
Fang: Woah woah woah, we've got time for introductions, right? I gotta know what I'm getting into here.
Nicolette: All you need to know... <
K rounds up the heroes with only half a brain> ...is that THESE guys are retarded.
Veemon, Guilmon, Banjo, Dr. Velocity, Jake, and Dr. Lawnmowers: CANDY AND DUNKIN DONUTS!!! 8D
Fang: O_O;...we're so fucked...
Nicolette: They're actually more useful in battle than you may think, but enough about that, already. Let's hustle. I can sense the planet's magic charging up a tiny bit. <puts somewhat demonic heatsuits on everyone> <changes into her demon form>
Fang: <changes into his demon form> Let's do this thang!
Neo Mobian Undergrounds/TIME LEFT UNTIL SELF-DEFENSE ACTIVATION: 4HRS 10MIN
Magic Streams
Heroes: <fly down the streams of the planet thanks to the suits>
Zeph: So what do these things do again?
Nicolette: Not only do they protect you from the powerful magic forces in the planet, but they also allow you to float and fly around like me.
Zeph: There's no cost, right? No blood to shed?
Nicolette: What do you mean? I never put that stuff in my demonic workings. Not anymore. And personally...I really can't figure out why Satan wants goat's blood. So you got me on that one.
Zeph: Okay...ignoring that last part...>_>
<montage of our heroes epically flying through the streams of the planet's undergrounds for the past 3hrs>
Magic Streams/TIME LEFT UNTIL SELF-DEFENSE ACTIVATION: 1HR 10MIN
Nic: Okay, apparently my graphic made a miscalculation as to where they are-
Fang: Then your miscalculation will be the death of the mortals around here! Where the hell ARE THEY!!??
Nic: Shut up! ...I hear drilling sounds.
Zorak: FINALLY!!! Now we can get out of this stupid tube and kick some ass!
<heatsuits activate weapons>
Zorak: Oooh...sweet options.
Fang: Damn straight.
Zeph: Can you talk in a not demonic voice? It scares the crap out of me.
Fang: ...no.
Articuno: Lugia...in case we don't make it back out alive...I just want you to know...I love you.
Lugia: ...I love you too, Articuno. And Tial.
Shadow Lugia: Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. Let's just go, already. I don't wanna end up totally fried, you know.
Neo Mobian Crust
Nic: Crap! They really ARE going for the crust!
Dr. Velocity: Hmm, maybe we should lure them AWAY from the crust of candy and into the streams so the core of gobstoppah won't be anti-sillied! 8D
Nicolette: You know, it's kinda like you're saying "Nicolette. Please. Kick my ass."
Jake: PIE AND CANDY 8DDD
Sonicsaber: Case in point, Nicolette...case in point...
Nic: ...that's the best idea EVER! Come on, guys! Back into the streams! <flies up into the streams>
Kazooie: What!? Gee, thanks for throwing us in here for NO REASON!!! God...
Magic Streams/TIME LEFT UNTIL SELF-DEFENSE ACTIVATION: 1HR
Nic: Okay, I sent out a false surrender, so when they come in, we can beat the crap out of them.
Kaijun: Don't you care if they die!?
Nic: I'm sure an upstanding AS member will save them.
By the way, here's the party so far: Sonicsaber, Jake, Dr. Velocity, Lugia, Valderis, Zorak, Moltar, Kaijun, Veemon, Guilmon, Dr. Lawnmowers, Banjo, Kazooie, Articuno, Nic, Nicolette, Fang, and Zeph. There. That's ALL I'm adding. More will join, but only for the final battle. Just so you guys know.
Villains: <burrow into the stream>
Dr. Robotnik: If you can hear me, you meddling bastards are in DEEP SHIT!!! This machine is more than just a digger. It can also defend itself from any SCUM it comes across! <activates weapons>
Hades: Say good night, bitches!
Magic Streams: <get agitated>
<timer appears running from the current 55 minutes and 32 seconds all the way down to 30 minutes and 10 seconds>
Fang: How's your "grand plan" going, sis? <looks sternly at her>
Nic: Hey, I'm not used to this, alright!?
Nicolette: JUST BEAT THE KEANU REEVES OUTTA THEM ALREADY!!!
<epic montage of the heroes beating the villains up>
<insert music of epicness here>
Dr. Wily: <singsong> You're going to di-ie! You're going to di-ie! <normal> In about 20 or so minutes, the superbomb we planted in the planet's crust will explode, exposing the core to the sheer amount of magic energy beneath the surface, making the planet incinerate itself and become a sun! <evil laugh>
Bowser: ....
Nic: <pauses for a second and looks at Bowser through the machine>
Bowser: <looks over to Nic>
Bowser and Nic: ....
Bowser: ... >_< <buries his face in his hands appearing to cry>
Nic: *...strange...I never seen this side of him before...has he recently felt this way about us...? I wonder...*
Nicolette: Mobius to Nic! Planet about to incinerate us all! Do something!
Nic: <snaps back to reality> Wh-what!? Oh, right! Bomb! Got it!
; <teleports to the superbomb>
Nicolette: <facepalm> Daydreamer...
Neo Mobian Crust/TIME LEFT: 10MIN
Nic: <catches her breath and makes the bomb disappear> Whew...now all we need to worry about are the agitated magic streams... <teleports back>
Magic Streams/TIME LEFT: 9:54.23
Nic: <teleports back> I'm back! Now let's try to finish this!
Nicolette: I can only detect half of their vitality remaining! I think this mission is lost, Nic!
Sonicsaber: For once, they have some good armor.
Bowser: <in his shell cowering and breathing heavily>
Dr. Wily: Well YOU'RE no use...there's escape pods in case you wanna defect. Pussy.
Bowser: <silently> Oh god, please don't let them die...please GOD don't let them die...
TIME LEFT: 4:30.62
Shadow Lugia: Guys! Stop attacking! We have to get OUT!!! MOVE IT!!!
Nic: What!? No! We're almost through with their stupid mech!
Zeph: Well we don't wanna DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH AT THE HANDS OF NATURE!!!
Nicolette: Nobody's going anywhere! DO YOU GET THAT!!??
Nic: *He can't stop worrying...maybe we SHOULD back out...* ...stop.
Heroes: <stop attacking>
Nic: ...well, what're you guys floating around for!? GET OUT!!!
Heroes: <try to fly out in time>
Nic: <turns to the villains and heals the mech enough to get them out of the streams> As much as I hate you guys sometimes, I'd rather have you alive...but you all owe me.
Dr. Robotnik: ...what?
Hades: She's letting us go, fatass! COME ON, MOVE!!!
Dr. Robotnik: <shifts into high gear and goes pretty fast trying to escape>
Heroes: <try to fly out but stay close to the villains and give them small boosts when needed to keep up>
2:50.12
Bowser: We're not gonna make it! I can't see the surface!
Nic: Have courage! We're going to make it somehow!
Dr. Wily: But geographically, he's right, Nic! We're only a third of the way through!
Nic: ...you've GOT to be kidding me...
Nicolette: <tries to teleport> ...ugh, it's no use! The magicks are negating ours!
Fang: Say WHAT!? HOW THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE WILL WE GET OUT NOW!!??
Nic: O_O;... <sigh> ...keep your cool, Nic...you've been in this situation once before...SOMETHING happened...
1:12.43
Hades: There's nothing we can do! Not even I can get us out!
Shadow Lugia: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF UNDERWORLD KEEPER ARE YOU!!?? MAKE A PORTAL, DAMMIT!!!
Hades: I CAN'T!!! Didn't you hear Nicolette recently!!?? Our magic's negated! IT'S USELESS!!!
Bowser: <breathing heavy> ....this has gotta be a dream...just gotta be a dream...please wake up...wake up, Bowser...
Dr. Wily: Bowser...dude...shut up. You're really freaking us out. You're not dreaming.
Bowser: What!?
59.21
Kaijun: Where's the surface!? I don't wanna die like this! There's so much I wanna do! So many times I wanna push Hadouken around!
Dr. Velocity: The squirrels shall save us! The gnomes and squirrels have put aside their differences so both sides of the war shall be saved! It's win win!
Kazooie: While your cryptic advice is appreciated, as stupid as it is, we must ask you to SHUT!!! UUUUP!!! YOU HAVE BEEN ANNOYING US FOR FAR TOO LONG, IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GRASP THE FACT OF NOT TALKING FOR PROLONG PERIODS OF TIME!!!??? I THINK NOT!!!
Dr. Lawnomwers: But he's not lying! The squirrels shall save us from the horrible not candy of the situation! Don't you get it, you silly bird!?
Kazooie: <fires an egg at Dr. Lawnmowers> I SAID SHUT UP, YOU INCOMPETENT BASTARDS!!! SHUT UP!!!!
30.12
Nic: Kazooie! Calm! Down!
Kazooie: I can't calm down! We're about to DIE!!! And no less with people who can't think and instead ACT!!!
Nicolette: Shut up or I'm giving you a slower death than this!
Kazooie: <_<;...
Fang: Does that help?
Nic: Actually...yeah! ...but I don't see the surface yet...oh god...
Dr. Wily: I think...we're screwed. All of us.
Heroes and Villains: <stay silent as their lives flash before their eyes>
10.22
Nic: <echoes> It can't be over...not like this... <sheds a tear>
7
Bowser: >_<
6
Villains: >_<
5
Nic: >_<
4
Heroes except Lugia who looks out of his mind: >_<
3
<magic streams start to glow brightly>
2
<streams pulse with power(they're not made of flesh, don't worry)>
1
<zoom-in of Nic's disillusioned face with tears running down>
Nic: Not like this...
<music stops after a fanfare>
<place floods light everywhere>
<magic seals surprisingly seals the hole the villains made in the desert instead of shooting out of it>
<cut back to magic streams still shaking and buzzing and flooding with light and a loud static sound>
<this goes on for about 5 full minutes, scene slowly fading out>
...
Did they make it? Did the heroes and villains make it out somehow? Or did they succumb to the power of Neo Mobius? As it stands for now, neither side won. It seems what they did yesterday, what they were going to do tommorow, or what they did today didn't matter.
It seems all for naught.
Have they just begun? Or were they done by the time they entered the undergrounds? It all seems like a blur now...it's kinda surreal. It seems like what they had planned for later won't be carried out now...but still, what did this mean? What did this teach us?
...nothing.
Time seems kinda like a window. A lot of the time it's open, but one of these days, somebody shuts it in your face. Just like that. You can't even look out of it right, because you only see what you know is there. But for these strange and interesting people...it seems...
...it's done. That's it. But it's not set in stone yet, and nobody knows why. So are they dead, or did they really make it...? What I'm trying to ask is...well...
...Game Over?
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