Alberto the Unicorn

Alberto the Unicorn

Once upon a time there was a magical unicorn named Alberto and he often jumped the border between his two neighboring countries to look for a job so that he could buy all of the other unicorns in his family wonderful unicorn candy hay. Sadly for Alberto many of the people in the other cournty didn't appreciate this and thought that he should stay in his own country and stop stealing their jobs. So Alberto went back to his country where a cruel goverment ruled and created all sorts of problems for the economy and slowly drugs and gangs of unicorns became very common. So Alberto and decided to run away to a magical place. As they were about to go Alberto's wife Chicona said "I cannot my home is here Alberto!" and Alberto responded "S'okay, there isn't that much room on the magical unicorn boat any way." and Alberto and his 25 childern left. Some say that they made it to there magical place and lived happily ever after but as we know this is not true because unicorns are very lazy and tend to not do there job and they usually hit on horses that they were working for so they got fired..alot. So most likely Alberto the unicorn and his 25 childern probably died of starvation, gang violence, or drug abuse. While Alberto's wife on the other hand was smart and just moved down to South America and then married a very rich horse that was there looking for plants that could cure cancer.
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