ChrisV's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Adventures Ep2 Pt1

ChrisV's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Adventures Ep2 Pt1

Recap! ...stuff happened! Okay, with that out of the way, imagine a montage of our brave heroes(including me, of course) fighting valiantly through Sinister Woods in search of Caterpie's buddy!

Sinister Woods 13F

Team AWESOME: <get into a clearing and see Metapod at the end of the path through the next bit of forest>

ChrisV: How the crippity crap did that little kid get all the way over here?

Bulbasaur: I don't know, but we need to help him.

Team WICKED: Hold it right there! <get in Team AWESOME's path>

Bulbasaur: What the hell are you doing?

Gengar: We want people to help us dominate the world! We are the rescue team of evil! Team WICKED! You're not getting past us!

ChrisV: Well armed with my newfound knowledge that you guys are a few levels below me, I might as well use my jaws to bite your appendages off.

Ekans: OH GOD YOU WOULDN'T!!!

ChrisV: Oh wouldn't I?

Ekans: OH TRY US BITCH!!! JUST TRY US!!!

BOSS: TEAM WICKED

<kickass montage>

ChrisV: <sprays a blast of water at the three>

Dean: <electrifies the stream of water>

Team WICKED: <shocked to hell and back> <fall on the ground> ....ow...

Metapod: <runs out of the trees> Yay, the good guys beat the bad guys!

ChrisV: That we did. <smug>

Bulbasaur: How'd you get here anyway?

Metapod: Can we worry about getting me back to Caterpie first?

Dean: I wanna get out of here, guys...Medichan's starting to scare me...

Team AWESOME Base

Caterpie and Metapod: <run away screaming "YAAAAAAAY">

ChrisV: Meh, so what if we don't get paid? I just like to see that they're back together, personally.

Bulbasaur: Never thought I'd hear that coming out of you. I thought you were more careless than that.

ChrisV: Nah, I'm just really wise-cracking. I'm actually a good person.

Bulbasaur: <looks up at the sky> I think all that work cost us all that daylight. Come on, guys. Let's get inside.

Dean: What? No! I want to take you guys out for drinks and chicks!

ChrisV: SWEETASS- wait...I'm not 21 yet.

Dean: Don't worry, I'll get you a fake ID. Wait a minute...actually you look older for a Totodile than like, 17.

ChrisV: I'm 19.

Dean: Whatever.

Bulbasaur: Can we just go rest or something? I really don't feel like going to clubs right now.

ChrisV: Aw, come on! I haven't been to one in my entire life!

Bulbasaur: Oh really? I bet you tried to get into a bar using a fake ID once. (incoming true story, btw)

ChrisV: Well I DID get kicked out of a bar after like 12 seconds of dancing past. No, seriously, the dude came up in my face saying "HAY MAY AI SEE YOR ID LOLS", and I didn't want to start trouble, so I admitted I'm 19. Then I walked out.

Bulbasaur: ....no beatings?

ChrisV: No.

Bulbasaur: ...I really don't know if you're mature or immature.

ChrisV: I'm pretty sure I'm still a kid. <walks in>

Bulbasaur: Whatever... <walks in after him>

Dean: Hey guys, wait for me- <bumps head on the doorway> Ow...hey, can my buddy Jim come stay with you guys?

ChrisV: I think he might like it better if you don't jackass around him for like one day.

Dean: What's jackassing around?

ChrisV: Nevermind, Dean...

That night...

ChrisV: <having a dream, apparently>

Dream Transition

ChrisV: Why's it dark?

<big flash>

Maggie: It's me again.

ChrisV: Please stop doing that!

Maggie: <dims the light> Sorry.

ChrisV: <sees it's Maggie again> O_O;....um....hi?

Maggie: <giggle> It's okay. I won't hurt you. I have been watching you be friends with my son. I'm so glad you came, because he needs you.

ChrisV: I thought he'd need me...oh, and he told me how you died and stuff.

Maggie: Oh bless his soul. I hope he's not still traumatized about it...

ChrisV: Listen, I have a question to ask. What's up with Skarmory? You've been watching him too, right?

Maggie: Yes, I have. Apparently, all these natural disasters have tainted his judgement, and cause him to run away...or rather, fly away.

ChrisV: So should I do anything to help?

Maggie: It's out of Bulbasaur's hands now. Let the proper time come.

ChrisV: ...you know, I don't know why, but you're kind of comforting. Like my mom...only she's not dead yet.

Maggie: She must be very worried. Do you dream of leaving this place?

ChrisV: No, actually. And if I can never go back to my world...then that's okay. I'm ready to just face it.

Maggie: You're more brave than I thought.

ChrisV: I wonder if Bulbasaur's having a nightmare or something...

Meanwhile...in Bulbasaur's nightmare...

Warped Abandoned Barnyard

Bulbasaur: <running toward his mother who just got shot and is just standing there> I'm comin, Mom! Hang on! <gets to her and sees she's just standing still with the gunshot wound>

Maggie: ....

Bulbasaur: ...Mom? Are you okay?

Evil Redneck Lickitung: <appears in a smoky shadow>

Bulbasaur: Are you alive? <pokes her> <makes her crack like glass> O_O...what the...

Evil Redneck Lickitung: <shotgun appears>

Bulbasaur: <touches his mom again>

Maggie: <cracks completely and falls into a pile of glass>

Bulbasaur: <stares at the glass with a horrified look on his face>

Evil Redneck Lickitung: <materializes>

Faint Echoing: GET OFF MY PROPERTYYYYY!!!

Bulbasaur: <quickly looks behind himself at Evil Redneck Lickitung>

Evil Redneck Lickitung: <shoots Bulbasaur>

<cut to evil black brick wall with a lot of Bulbasaur's blood hitting it as well as some leaves and parts of his bud from his back>

Bulbasaur: <wakes up in a cold, sweaty shock> <quickly looks around the room> ...... <breathes a sigh of relief>

Back in ChrisV's dream...

ChrisV: <heard the scream> ...sounded like he had a nightmare about you.

Maggie: Bless his poor soul....I wish I was still alive to comfort him.

ChrisV: I'm pretty sure you can do more for him since you're an angel. They bless people and make miracles and stuff.

Maggie: I've only come here somewhat recently, Chris. I don't think I have those powers yet. However, I can do something. I can have you tell him that I am having a good time in Heaven and that I'm watching over him from up here.

ChrisV: What about the nightmare?

Maggie: Tell him to stop worrying about when I died, then.

ChrisV: I don't know how he'll take it...I'm afraid to...

Maggie: Then let me talk to him in a dream. If he has a nightmare like that ever again, I'll come and chase the monsters away. Those evil things keep haunting him every night he thinks back to that shooting.

ChrisV: Well...take care. I'll be sure to tell him that I've talked with you.

<dream loses focus a bit>

Maggie: You're about to wake up, Chris. Keep saving people's lives like you've been doing.

ChrisV: I will. <smiles>

<dream fazes out>

The next morning...

ChrisV: <wakes up with a big ol yawn> <goes to the kitchen>

Kitchen

ChrisV: <sees Bulbasaur still catching his breath in shock> o.O? What happened?

Bulbasaur: Dude...I had a nightmare...about when my mom died...and how I couldn't save her...

ChrisV: Tell me.

Bulbasaur: Okay, fine.

<flashback to dream footage>

Bulbasaur: Okay, so I was running through this warped barnyard that was all hilly and stuff. Then I found my mom just standing there with the big gunshot wound. I just simply touched her and she cracked like glass. While this was happening, the shadow of the guy who shot her came up behind me. Then around when she fell into a pile of glass, the gun appeared. At that moment, I heard the exact thing the guy yelled, and he appeared. I looked quickly behind me, and...

ChrisV: He shot you?

Bulbasaur: Yeah. Even though it didn't show it. Just my blood and some of my leaves hitting a scary brick wall.

<end flashback>

ChrisV: Well believe it or not, I talked to your mom again.

Bulbasaur: ...you did!?

ChrisV: Yeah.

Bulbasaur: Did you actually say something this time?

ChrisV: We had a conversation and stuff. She says she wishes that she was still here to help you.

Bulbasaur: ...really?

ChrisV: Yeah.

Bulbasaur: What else?

ChrisV: She says she's having a good time in Heaven, so that must mean she's safe up there. Oh, and I asked about Skarmory. She says that all these natural disasters made him really crazy, so apparently he thinks everyone's turning their backs on him or some bullshit like that. Said something about the disasters tanting his judgement and all that.

Bulbasaur: You're serious, right?

ChrisV: Dead serious.

Bulbasaur: Don't say "dead"... <shivers>

ChrisV: Dude, it's over. You had the nightmare, it's over, it's not like the guy's coming out of a mirror to kill you or anything. Besides, you had your revenge. You threw a rock at the dude.

Bulbasaur: Stop trying to cheer me up, Chris...that was the most horrible dream I ever had...worse than any Horror movie you can see...

ChrisV: Worse than Freddy Krueger dressed up as a Superman knock off of himself turning his victim into a paper cutout of himself with a big bite taken out of him, and then ripping him up with his claws into a comic book?

Bulbasaur: ...

ChrisV: What?

Bulbasaur: Well of COURSE IT'S WORSE THAN THAT! Freddy Krueger isn't Horror, it's dry Comedy that you should never touch! Not even Freddy vs. Jason!

ChrisV: ._. .....

Bulbasaur: .....sorry.

ChrisV: Are you sure nothing will take your mind off it?

Bulbasaur: Hmm...maybe watching a little tv and taking the day off from rescues would help things a little bit.

ChrisV: Okay. <puts up a sign that says "Taking a day off, yo" on the front door>

Dean: <comes out from the oven> I had a dream that my mom stuck me through the back with brocolli and wiped my eye off my face.

Bulbasaur: Dean, shut the hell up. Why don't you just go outside and play or something? <turns on the tv>

Dean: Okay.

Pokemon Square

Dean: I forgot where this is.

Lombre: 'Ay! Dumbass! Where Team AWESOME?

Dean: I heard Bulbasaur had a really bad dream that totally shocked his system, so they're taking a day off.

Lombre: Oh what? Those eses can't do without him?

Dean: Chill, bro! It's just two-fourteen hours.

Lombre: Man, this is some bullshit...

One day later...

ChrisV: You over it?

Bulbasaur: Over what?

ChrisV: The nightmare.

Bulbasaur: Oh yeah, I'm over it. Just don't make me think about it.

ChrisV: Okay, dude. Hey, why don't we do some requests?

Bulbasaur: I'm bored. Let's do it.

Thunderwave Cave

ChrisV: <takes some Elekid down to half his health>

Elekid: OKAY OKAY STOP! STOP! >.O

ChrisV: Why should I?

Elekid: You guys...sorry.

ChrisV: SURE you are...

Elekid: No, seriously! I'm tired of doing this! I don't wanna fight anymore!

ChrisV: You sure?

Bulbasaur: Chris, let's hear him out.

Elekid: This may seem out of the blue but...can I join your rescue team?

ChrisV: Why?

Elekid: I think randomly attacking people for their money is getting kind of boring.

Dean: You SURE you're not backstabbing us? I heard my stuffed elephant stole money from me, but it turned out it was a mailman.

Elekid: o.O...?

Bulbasaur: Dean, shut up. Anyway, yeah I guess you can come along. Just promise you won't pull nothin.

Elekid: Okay, okay...fine...I-I come in peace...

ChrisV: Are you seriously that scared of us?

Elekid: YES! You have bigass jaws!

ChrisV: Well if you really come in peace, then don't expect me to bite your prongs off or nothin. I'm not one of those Totodiles who randomly bite at stuff, actually.

Elekid: ...okay... <sides over to Bulbasaur so he feels safe> ...a-anyway, my name's Rick. Mind if I help out with whatever you're doing?

Bulbasaur: Yeah sure, just don't faint or anything.

Rick: Okay.

ChrisV: <leans over to Bulbasaur> This guy's nerves are shot...

Bulbasaur: Maybe because of what YOU did...

After the mission(s)...

ChrisV: Anyway, we're Team AWESOME.

Bulbasaur: This is Chris, I'm Bulbasaur, and this guy's Dean.

Dean: That's Dean with an N! >

Rick: Hey...everybody...heh...

ChrisV: Dude, quit feeling like you're not safe.

Rick: Sorry man...I did like 5 different shots of caffine today...

ChrisV: Caffine or electricity?

Rick: Okay, both.

ChrisV: Why don't you go chill out in the Power Plant? There's this Magnemite over there named Jim who'll keep you company.

Rick: He's not a rapist is he?

Dean: No, bro! He's my beer-drinking buddy, man!

The next day...

Outside Team AWESOME Base

Jumpluff: Is this Team AWESOME? <spots ChrisV> ...well hello again, baby.

ChrisV: OwO....hi...

Jumpluff: <giggle> Never thought I'd see your handsome face as part of a rescue team.

ChrisV: Well I guess I'm everywhere.

Jumpluff: So who's with you?

ChrisV: Oh, the team? I usually roll with my buddies Bulbasaur and Dean. Dean's a Magnemite.

Bulbasaur: Yo, who is tha- O_O....I hope this isn't out of line but...can I say you're beautiful?

Jumpluff: That's fine, sweetie. I ain't offended. :3

ChrisV: *Testosterones, don't fail me now!* So do you have a rescue request or do you wanna just talk?

Jumpluff: Well remember back at Pokemon Square when that player hater Shiftry took up my request?

ChrisV: Oh that guy...

Jumpluff: Foo hasn't come back.

ChrisV: There's seriously something off about him.

Bulbasaur: Well, it's a request, so we have to do it.

ChrisV: Alright, but if it turns out I'm in another fight over the person in trouble, I'm not holding back.

Bulbasaur: Weren't you not holding back the last two fights?

ChrisV: Oh yeah! <turns to Jumpluff> Anyway, we'll go get them for you.

Jumpluff: Aren't you going to ask me what I'll give in return...? <half-seductive smile>

ChrisV: <blushing smile> Uh...no...;

Jumpluff: Boy, that's sweet of you not to ask anything from me. Well I'll be hangin around Pokemon Square until you get my sister and Shiftry back.

Pokemon Square

ChrisV: What're we doing here again?

Bulbasaur: We're here to get Dean a slap in the face since he won't shut up.

Dean: <keeps talking to himself loudly>

Wigglytuff: Oh it's you guys again. Listen, I'm sorry about yesterday.

ChrisV: That was three days ago.

Wigglytuff: Whatever. Anyway, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that to you in the first place. However, I'm not sorry for smashing my coffee over Dean, even though I couldn't have anything to drink that day since that.

Bulbasaur: We were wondering if you could get him to shut up.

Dean: <still talking to himself>

Wigglytuff: Gladly. Hey Dean!

Dean: What?

Wigglytuff: Wanna find out if I have boobs?

Dean: <zooms up to Wigglytuff> RIGHTEOUS!!! 8D

Wigglytuff: You have to look really close at my hand. It'll point to them.

Dean: Okay. <looks really close at her hand>

Wigglytuff: <smacks him really hard in the face>

Dean: OW!

Wigglytuff: Stop talking to yourself! You're really annoying Chris and Bulbasaur!

ChrisV: I really don't care if you say sorry or not, but thanks anyway.

Wigglytuff: Can we start over? I'm Wigglytuff.

ChrisV: I'm ChrisV. Just call me Chris.

Bulbasaur: And I'm Bulbasaur.

Wigglytuff: I know.

Dean: I'm Dean!

Wigglytuff and Bulbasaur: We know.

Bellsprout: I'M Sparticus!

Dean: <smacks Bellsprout with one of his magnets> No one asked you!

Bellsprout: <runs away> WAAAAAAAH

Chem: Aw, poor ex-boyfriend! <makes exaggerated sad face>

ChrisV: Woah...didn't see that one coming.

Chem: You said coming!

ChrisV: <throws a Gravelrock at Chem>

Chem: <KOed>

Lombre: Nice aim, ese!

ChrisV: Heh. <smug>

Lombre: Anyway, I heard that Shiftry and his rescue team are stuck in Silent Chasm. Good luck, los muchachos.

ChrisV: Yeah, that sounds like a place with more floors than Sinister Woods. Let's just all hope to god that the Keckleon Bros. don't have a shop there.

Lombre: You and me both, amigo.

ChrisV: "Amigo"?

Lombre: Si, "amigo".

ChrisV: Um...okay.

Lombre: Why, you don't like it?

ChrisV: No, I think it's cool. Why, you like us that much?

Lombre: You guys are Silver Rank, why not? That and you're basically busy with a lot of requests simultaneously!

ChrisV: Oh yeah. Well okay. Always good to have a fan.

Bulbasaur: I have an idea.

ChrisV: What?

Bulbasaur: Let's sneak Rick and Zigzagoon in with us.

ChrisV: I'm thinking about letting Zigzagoon go, actually...

Bulbasaur: Why?

ChrisV: I don't like his type and he's...just not cool.

Bulbasaur: It's up to you, since you're apparently the leader and I'm not somehow. Anyway, let's just take both Dean and Rick with us to Silent Chasm already.

ChrisV: Okay.

Slient Chasm

ChrisV: Dude...we're really high up.

Bulbasaur: Don't remind me...

Rick: Goddamn...that is one deep canyon...

Bulbasaur: Dude...shut up...

Dean: I bet someone can fall if they're drunk or something.

Bulbasaur: Shut the fuck up, guys...seriously...I'm not a big fan of heights...

<montage of kicking ass>

Slient Chasm B10F

ChrisV: Yo! Anybody in here?

Flo: Oh thank god somebody found me! Boy, I was stuck in between some rock and this stupid playa came here and saved me only to find himself starin at me.

ChrisV: So you beat him up?

Flo: No, some freaky thing came out and saved me the trouble.

ChrisV: <walks over to Shiftry> Come on, get up. We're here to get your punk ass outta this canyon.

Shiftry: Go on...without me....get away....

<everything goes pitch black>

Bulbasaur: Woah, who turned out the lights!?

Flo: None of you better be touchin!

ChrisV: I'm over here! And are you related to Jumpluff?

Flo: I'm her sister, and don't think you can get fresh with her, boy.

ChrisV: I'm not lookin for trouble. And if I WAS trying to cop a feel, I'd probably end up feeling Dean.

Rick: Dude, this is like Alone in the Dark.

ChrisV: Um...no it's not.

Flo: You have a crackhead with you?

ChrisV: Nah, that's Rick. He does caffine and electricity.

Flo: Really...

Dean: I'm scared...

Flo: Lower your voice.

Dean: <whispers> Sorry.

Flo: Back yo ugly ass up.

Dean: I can't...I'm scared...

Flo: <shoves Dean away>

<lights come back on>

Zapdos: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLE- <hack> <violently coughs> <hunches over and keeps coughing a little more> <groans> ...

ChrisV: Stop being a tool.

Zapdos: You shut your mouth! Do you know how hard it is to yell in a cave that makes you allergic!?

Flo: Wait, where's that foo with the white hair?

Zapdos: <evil laugh> I don't think you'll have to worry about him anymore...

ChrisV: <readies Gravelrock> Where is he?

Zapdos: On Mt. Thunder. There, happy?

Flo: <runs out of the room>

Rick: Hang on, I'm coming with you! <runs after her>

Dean: <flies out screaming>

Zapdos: In any case, cease your jesting! I want you out of my cave now!

ChrisV: And what if I say no...?

Zapdos: Then prepare for the shock factor of a lifetime... <charges up>

ChrisV: Dude, I know I'm weak against you in type, but you forgot one other factor.

Zapdos: What's that, water fodder?

ChrisV: The level factor.

Zapdos: What's the level factor?

ChrisV: When a pokemon is a higher level than the other, regardless of type, they are stronger. Couple this with type advantage and the fight is as easy as punching your little brother in the face.

Zapdos: Then it's too bad I have both over you...

ChrisV: Think that scares me?

Zapdos: Yes, actually.

ChrisV: It doesn't. What else ya got?

Zapdos: I have the Nightmare on Elm St. movies.

ChrisV: Lame.

Zapdos: <hack> <repeatedly coughs>

ChrisV: <throws a Gravelrock in his eye>

Zapdos: OW!!! <holds his eye in pain>

Bulbasaur: <runs up to ChrisV and gets in front of him> WHAT'RE YOU DOING!!?? This is the legendary pokemon Zapdos!

ChrisV: So!? I'm not scared of him!

Zapdos: <flies back into the air>

ChrisV: Friggin pussy.

Bulbasaur: Dude, you are so retarded.

ChrisV: Shouldn't you be saving that comment for Dean?

Bulbasaur: ...okay fine, I'm sorry. Just don't get all ballsy like that next time!

ChrisV: Alright alright, don't get your leaves in a bundle. Let's go follow Dean before he gets the wrong idea.

Bulbasaur: Kay.

And so, our heroes plus the victim got out alive after escaping a horde of pissed off pokemon. However, they've yet to learn why Shiftry was taken to the summit of Mt. Thunder by Zapdos, the legendary Electric-type.

Outside Team AWESOME Base

Jumpluff: Flo! <both hug> Thank you, uh...didn't quite get your name yet.

ChrisV: Chris.

Jumpluff: <gives Chris a kiss on the lips> <seductive look> <holds his chin> You brave Totodile.

ChrisV: OwO... <in a trance>

Flo: <rolls eyes>

Bulbasaur: Can you tell us what happened back there? I don't understand all this. <looks over to ChrisV> ... <slaps him with one of his vines>

ChrisV: OW! >.O

Dean: Isn't Zapdos supposed to be in the sky or something making lightning and thunder that zaps stuff?

Rick: Yeah, I mean what's he doing messing with us?

Flo: Okay, so I was squirmin around being caught up in some rocks, right? Well, Shiftry decided to come over and do that wind thing. I tried to tell that crazy foo not to do it so hard, but he actually broke a grey-ass cloud in the sky. Then Zapdos came down and scared the crap outta me. But I felt better when he took down Shiftry, that dumbass. But now since he's at Mt. Thunder I guess you gotta help him. For all I care, it's up to you boys.

ChrisV: So the Mt. Thunder part wasn't bullshit? Damn...I don't even know where that is.

Bulbasaur: Me neither. I hope it isn't far away.

Jumpluff: <poses> Can you go save that crazy foo? :3

ChrisV: owo...yes...

Flo: Quit turnin him on.

Jumpluff: Oh now you listen, I haven't had a boyfriend since Bulbasaur, aight? I even came to his wedding, so don't you bitch at me how I should live, sista!

Flo: <walks away> Then don't come cryin to me when he starts doing bad touch.

Jumpluff: <walks really close up to ChrisV> Unbeknownst to her, that's EXACTLY what I want you to do, baby... ;D

ChrisV: <tail starts tapping the ground> *This...is the best...moment...EVER...*

Jumpluff: <sexily walks away> I think you boys are so kind...much unlike Team WICKED, of course.

ChrisV: <snaps out of it> Oh yeah, they're really careless. Dude, they even robbed the mailbox.

Jumpluff: Doesn't surprise me. <turns to Team AWESOME> So you two goin to save Shiftry or- <sees Alakazam's Rescue Team come over> Yo Chris, it's Alakazam! <points to him>

ChrisV: Huh? <looks over to Alakazam's Rescue Team> <jumps back> HOLYCRAPALAKAZAM'STEAM!!!

Alakazam: You need not tremble in fear, destined one.

ChrisV: "Destined one?"

Alakazam: Did you not see Gardevoir?

ChrisV: Yeah, I saw her...when I was sleeping, at least.

Alakazam: ....what am I doing? I am focusing on trivial matters.

Charizard: You're here to tell them about Zapdos.

Alakazam: Ah yes...Zapdos. He was sleeping in the clouds.

Bulbasaur: So Shiftry woke him up?

Alakazam: No...it was only the trigger. To begin with, the absence of winds there was unnatural. It must have been caused by the rash of natural disasters recently. Zapdos is enraged from having been awoken from its long slumber. Therefore, it is important that Shiftry be saved from the legend's wrath.

Tyranitar: But Zapdos won't be easy to deal with. His attacks are deadly.

Alakazam: I know. We must have courage.

ChrisV: Then we'll go with you! I wanna take him down!

Alakazam: What!? .... <calms down> I apologize for speaking up like that, but you do realize that Zapdos is quite powerful, don't you? It will be too much.

Bulbasaur Hey! We're not that weak! Besides, Chris already said that Zapdos doesn't scare him. Like six different times already.

ChrisV: I already know his weak point other than type. He tends to cough and hack a lot.

Alakazam: How could that be? He used to be just fine before....ah...the natural disasters.

Charizard: <steps forward> Have you ever been hit by an electrical blast? It's not pleasant.

ChrisV: Then what do I have these Peacha Berries for?

Charizard: You don't get it, do you? There's a difference in a shock and a blast.

ChrisV: So? I have an Elekid on the team.

Charizard: Hmm... <smiles> Not one to miss details, are you?

Tyranitar: But Zapdos is powerful! He might litterally try to eat you!

ChrisV: Hey, we're a rescue team, too! Silver Rank! Remember us back at Pokemon Square? We were Bronze back then, but we've been busy, okay?

Bulbasaur: He's right! We might be able to help you guys!

Dean: And I can smash bad dudes in the face and eat zappy stuff!

ChrisV: Oh yeah, Dean's an Electric-type, too. He's stronger than that Elekid I have.

Alakazam: ....Gardevoir was right. Your determination DOES burn strong...untouched by fear. You can come with us, but only when you are ready.

Jumpluff: Excuse me, but I think you three might need their help. Always good to have people watchin your back, know what I'm sayin?

Tyranitar: ...you're right...

Charizard: Alakazam, are you sure you know what you're doing? They don't look very strong.

Alakazam: You used to tell me that, Charizard.

Charizard: I know-

Alakazam: You used to tell ME...

Charziard: .....forgive me.

Jumpluff: I'll still be around when you get back. <looks over to ChrisV> Only go when you're ready, Chris. <smiles>

ChrisV: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

Jumpluff: <giggle>

Bulbasaur: One nickel.

ChrisV: Quit ruining my moment.

Alakazam: We all should be ready in the morning. We leave you for now. <walks away with his team>

Jumpluff: <seductive look>

ChrisV: OwO....

Jumpluff: <romantically kisses him for 5 seconds> That's for rescuing my sista. <lightly grabs ChrisV(you know where) and sexily walks away>

ChrisV: She gives me a reason to see if I have a penis. -w-

Bulbasaur: You do, just...it's too complicated for you.

ChrisV: How so?

Bulbasaur: JUST SHUT UP.

ChrisV: <laughs and goes inside>

Bulbasaur: Ugh...pervert...

Dean: Quit being a total square.

Bulbasaur: <turns to Dean with a stern look> You know, Dean, you should be very lucky right now that I don't know where your arms or your ass is, because if I did, I would no sooner stick my foot up the latter!

The next morning...

ChrisV: <wakes up and goes to the kitchen>

Kitchen

ChrisV: Hey Bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur: Hey, Chris. You know, I'm seriously starting to think we might not be strong enough to help Alakazam's rescue team.

ChrisV: I'm thinkin we might have to hit the Lv20 mark before we're ready.

Bulbasaur: So what're we waitin for? Let's get stronger while we do some rescue missions!

<montage of Team AWESOME getting stronger doing rescue missions>

Meanwhile, on Mt. Thunder...

Zapdos: They still haven't come, have they? <smug>

Shiftry: Shut up, you stupid bird.

Zapdos: YOU SHUT UP! If it wasn't for your greed, you wouldn't have been trapped here in the first place!

Shiftry: My greed!? YOU'RE the douchebag who brought me here!

Zapdos: Because YOU woke me up!

Shiftry: How the hell did I wake you up!? Aren't you supposed to be untouchable!?

Zapdos: You split my fucking cloud in two, jackass.

Shiftry: o.o....oh.....uh....truce? ;

Zapdos: How about no?

Shiftry: Just go easy on the torture, man...

Zapdos: Fine, I'll just make you watch the Nightmare On Elm St. movies.

Shiftry: NOOOOOO!!!

Back with Team AWESOME, who's doing a rescue mission...

ChrisV and Bulbasaur: <beat up on a Geodude>

Geodude: AY AY AY AY AY STOP

ChrisV and Bulbasaur: <stop beating on him>

Geodude: You los muchachos muy bueno at fighting! Can I join you?

Dean: Totally!

Edwardo: The name's Edwardo, ese!

ChrisV: <leans over to Bulbasaur> I don't like the look in his eye...

Bulbasaur: Me neither, but maybe he's alright. Let's give him a chance.

Rattata: Can I join?

ChrisV: <kicks him in the face> NO.

Rattata: <runs away> WAAAAAAAAH

Scyther: OOH! OOH! What about me!? 8D

ChrisV: What's your name?

Syke: Syke. I'm a Scyther!

ChrisV: Ooh, a Scyther! You'd be a big help! Sure, you can come with us!

Rick: You sure about this guy...? >.> <looks at Scyther's sycthes>

ChrisV: Shut up, man. Just chill.

EDWARDO THE GEODUDE AND SYKE THE SCYTHER JOINED YOUR RESCUE TEAM!!!

Team AWESOME Base

ChrisV: Sweet! More members! Stronger ones, too!

Bulbasaur: But it's sunset now.

ChrisV: ...DAMMIT

The Next Morning...

Mt. Thunder

ChrisV: Woah...this looks like a great place to put up a goth rave.

Zapdos: <from the summit> I can hear you from all the way up here!

Bulbasaur: Dude...be careful. This guy does not fuck around.

Dean: I can eat his zappy stuffs because I'm an Electric-type!

ChrisV: We KNOW, DEAN...

Syke: Why're you guys mean to Dean?

ChrisV: You'll figure out why sooner than you think. Trust us.

Edwardo: LET'S BUST THESE LOS MUCHACHOS UP, MI AMIGOS!!! ANDALE!!!

Mt. Thunder Mid

ChrisV: Woah...dude, it's a statue of your wife!

Bulbasaur: What the hell...? Not only does this remind me that I should probably swing by and say hello...but this really seems to creep me out. Why would somebody make a statue of my wife with my son in her pouch posing happily?

Gardevoir: *This is a safe place. You will not be attacked here. Rest, but be warned. The more time you waste, the less of life Shiftry gets to live.*

ChrisV: <looks up to the ceiling> Do you have any other reason why I should save him? I'm just saving him to get money. Nothing more, really.

Bulbasaur: Who're you talking to? o.O;

Dean: Maybe a really hot psychic chick.

Bulbasaur: Shut up.

Gardevoir: *You need to save Shiftry because it is wrong to forefit a life out of careless spite. Careless he may be, but everyone deserves to live. Go to his aid now. There is still time.*

ChrisV: But what about Zapdos?

Gardevoir: *You have the power to defeat Zapdos deep within your heart...for you are the destined one. Didn't I tell you that you have a role here? <hangs up>*

ChrisV: <looks over to Bulbasaur> ...what?

Bulbasaur: Do you talk to yourself this often?

ChrisV: Sorta.

Bulbasaur: Let's just GO already! I think I caught my breath since 5 minutes ago!

Dean: <flies into the next floor> AWESOME!!!

ChrisV: GET BACK HERE, YOU METAL DUMBASS!!!

Mt. Thunder Summit

ChrisV: Yo! Zapdos! You said you can hear me! Get out here and give us back Shiftry!

Zapdos: You can have him... <appears> IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME FIR- <hack> <violently coughs>

ChrisV: <throws a Gravelrock>

Zapdos: <gets hit in the eye> OW!!! <holds eye in pain> STOP DOING THAT!!! I SUCKED UP TOO MUCH CUMULUS, OKAY!!??

ChrisV: Hey, where's Alakazam's team? They better be backing us up by now.

Dean: I haven't seen them here. Maybe we beat them to the mountaintop.

ChrisV: Oh crap...

Zapdos: <evil laugh> So the tables have finally turned, hm?

ChrisV: Hey wine chugger, it's not Victorian England anymore.

Zapdos: HEY! I can't help but have a cheesy voice, okay!? Now come and get some, you worthless Water-type!

Team AWESOME: <gets ready for battle>

ChrisV: Bring it on!

BOSS: ZAPDOS

<fighting montage with Chris doing most of the fighting since the rest of the team is harmlessly blown back at one point>

Zapdos: <thrown back a bit by the final hit> Gah-! N-no...! How can this be...!? <bleeding in places> ....are you....the destined one...?

ChrisV: That's what Gardevoir told me. How come?

Zapdos: .....

Team Alakazam: <rushes in>

Alakazam: What's going on? Did you take care of Zapdos?

ChrisV: Well it's about time! I was afraid I might've had a violent heart attack from his guy-

Bulbasaur: DON'T SAY THAT!!!

Alakazam: ...?

Bulbasaur: ...sorry. I had a nightmare.

Alakazam: <reads Bulbasaur's mind> Ah...that....

Zapdos: <hovers, lightning circuiting around him>

Charizard: You want more? We can take you on!

Zapdos: <suddenly spots Team Alakazam> <girly scream> PLEASE!!! NO MORE!!! CAN'T WE TALK OR SOMETHING!?

ChrisV: I believe that's probably what Shiftry asked you when you beat the crap out of him earlier.

Zapdos: ..... <looks away in shame>

ChrisV: <gives that "you know who I'm talking about" look>

Zapdos: Take him back. And you know what? You kind of impressed me. But destined or not, round two is when I will win. <unearths Shiftry>

Shiftry: <gasps for air>

Zapdos: <flies back into the clouds>

ChrisV: What an asshole! No wonder he's so violent in the second movie!

Bulbasaur: What second movie?

ChrisV: It's this...nevermind. Let's go do CPR on Shiftry.

Bulbasaur: UUH, no.

ChrisV: <walks over to Shiftry and does CPR on him>

Shiftry: Hey! Stop! I'm fi-

ChrisV: <blows air into Shiftry's mouth>

Shiftry: <bitchslaps ChrisV> I SAID I'M FINE, GODDAMMIT!!! Jesus, what're you, gay?

ChrisV: <laughs>

Team Alakazam: <walks over to ChrisV>

Tyranitar: We watched the fight as we were advancing through the peak.

Charizard: You're a lot stronger than you look for a Totodile. I never knew there was any way for someone like you to have such power over a legendary pokemon.

ChrisV: You know what? I didn't either.

Alakazam: ....I sensed it when we first met. Perhaps...you aren't a pokemon, are you?

ChrisV: Well...not originally. I'm really a human, I just got turned into this awesomeness a while ag-

Bulbasaur: WHAT THE HELL!!??

Dean and the rest of Team AWESOME: WOAH!!!

Charizard: THE FUCK!!??

Tyranitar: HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Zapdos: WHAT THE WALT DISNEY IS GOING ON!!??

<camera whoosh to Pokemon Square>

Keckleon Bros.: <girly scream and faint>

<camera whoosh back to Mt. Thunder Summit>

ChrisV: Listen, don't ask me, because I really can't undertstand a whole lot. I don't know why I'm a Totodile! I dunno, maybe something happened while I was asleep or something. I can't remember what went on to turn me into this. However, if I'm stuck like this forever, I'm willing to deal with it. Besides, life here is WAY more interesting than on my planet anyway...but I do kinda miss my parents.

Dean: Hey Alakazam, can you figure out why Chris is really a human dude and not a pokemon dude since you're all psychic and stuff?

Alakazam: ....no. I cannot determine that. However, there is a way for unveiling the truth. Make your way to the Hill of the Ancients. There, you will find a pokemon that stares into the sun all day. A pokemon who is said to see into the future. Xatu is his name. He should shed light on Chris.

Bulbasaur: ...you're serious?

Alakazam: <nods>

Bulbasaur: ...this is so weird. <starts walking down the mountain> Come on, everybody. Let's go.

ChrisV: <follows Bulbasaur>

Dean: <looks back at Shiftry> You coming, dude?

Shiftry: Yeah, I think I'm not dizzy anymore. <follows Team AWESOME down the mountain>

Charizard: <sees them leave> Alakazam, I know you. I don't think you're completely ignorant about this. You know something, don't you?

Alakazam: There is something that concerns me. But it should go unspoken for now...for their sake... <follows Team AWESOME and Shiftry down the mountain with his team>

That night...

ChrisV: <having a dream with Bulbasaur's mom again>

Dream Transition

ChrisV: <telling Bulbasaur's mom about the whole thing> ...and then Alakazam's team kinda figured out that I'm not really a pokemon and stuff.

Maggie: You're not a pokemon? I thought something was different about you.

ChrisV: Surprised?

Maggie: Actually, kind of. But if you're close friends with my son, then it doesn't really bother me much. Why does Alakazam want you and Bulbasaur to go to the Hill of the Ancients?

ChrisV: You tell me...

Maggie: Anyway, please tell him that-...oh, I shouldn't bother you with it. I'll tell him myself. You take care now! <dims out>

ChrisV: ...well this sucks. The dream's over and I'm not even awake yet. Damn...

Dream Transistion

Team AWESOME Base

<slow camera pan over to Bulbasaur, who's asleep>

Bulbasaur: <has a dream with his mom finally>

Dream Transition

Bulbasaur: <in this really dark space>

Maggie: Bulbasaur?

Bulbasaur: ...m....mom?

<big flash>

Bulbasaur: WOAH!!! <covers eyes>

Maggie: <dims it so he can see> Sorry! I keep forgetting to dim it.

Bulbasaur: Don't blind me! <spots his mom> <gasp>

Maggie:

Bulbasaur: O_O;....

Maggie: You shouldn't be scared, Bulbasaur. It's me. You're not having a nightmare or anything.

Bulbasaur: I'm not?

Maggie: I'm sorry you had that horrible nightmare. That must've haunted you already.

Bulbasaur: It has...<shudder>

Maggie: Don't let that scare you anymore. I'm fine now! I'm peacefully afterliving in Heaven.

Bulbasaur: Hey Mom, I have a question. Is Chris really a human?

Maggie: Yeah, he told me himself.

Bulbasaur: Is this Hill of the Ancients thing something to scare me with?

Maggie: No, it's a real place. It just hasn't really been visited much.

Bulbasaur: .....are you coming back?

Maggie: ...no. <holds his chin> But I'm still with you.

Bulbasaur: I see you took that locket with you.

Maggie: Yes, I did. Your father is still alive, he's just still divorced from me.

Bulbasaur: I kinda hate dad for that.

Maggie: All that is past now. I bet he still loves me. If he behaves, he'll see me in Heaven.

Bulbasaur: .... <hugs Maggie> I love you so much...

Maggie: <hugs Bulbasaur> I love you too, Bulbasaur...

Bulbasaur: Will I see you in Heaven?

Maggie: If you're good enough down there.

Bulbasaur: Heh...I'll try.

Maggie: I know you, you perverted little boy. <giggle>

Bulbasaur: Hey, I'm married now. You can't call me that anymore.

Maggie: By the way, I think Chris is a good name for my grandson.

Bulbasaur: Nah, too generic. I think I'll just call him.....Dean?

Maggie: Why do you want to name him after Dean?

Bulbasaur: I really don't know what to call him.

Maggie: Then maybe Kangaskhan's thought of something. Listen honey, I have to go now. Besides, you're waking up. <dream blurs a bit>

Bulbasaur: Okay mom...bye.

Maggie: Bye, Bulbasaur...take care....

The next morning...

Bulbasaur: <wakes up and goes to the kitchen>

ChrisV: <wakes up and goes to the kitchen with Bulbasaur>

Kitchen

ChrisV: Hey, Bulbasaur. What's up?

Bulbasaur: I had a dream about my mom again, but this one was actually a lot more helpful. In fact, it's pretty much the same dream you had about her. She said for me not to worry about when she got shot anymore.

ChrisV: Finally...I thought I told her to do that like last night.

Bulbasaur: Was that supposed to be a joke?

ChrisV: No.

Bulbasaur: Good.

Dean: <inside the oven> Ow! <opens the oven and floats out> Dude, get some new oven racks already! They're really hurting me!

Bulbasaur: Then stop sleeping in the oven! You're not The Cheat!

Dean: He sleeps in the King of Town's grill.

Bulbasaur: Same difference! Geez...anyway, I'm not one to question Alakazam. I remember the last time I did that...

<flashback>

Bar

Alakazam: <drunk> And then I grew my balls until they were as big as the Eifel Tower! FANTASTIQUE, MOTHERFUCKER!!! WOOT!!!

Bulbasaur: How much did you drink!?

Alakazam: <burp> I dunno! I got drunk around like 10!

Bulbasaur: Damn...

Alakazam: Shut up, little man!

Bulbasaur: What!? You don't tell me to shut up!

Alakazam: <K throws him into a wall> <crazy drunken laugh>

<end flashback>

Bulbasaur: I thought I lost teeth.

Dean: Woah, dude. Alakazam rocks.

Bulbasaur: Hey Dean, what's that on your screw?

Dean: <looks up at his screw> Huh?

Bulbasaur: <grabs him by the screw with his vines and throws him into the wall> <turns to ChrisV instantly wiping off that pissed off expression> Anyway, I think we should go to the Hill of the Ancients place if Alakazam thinks he can grow his manparts by thinking about it. Who knows? Maybe he can shapeshift.

ChrisV: If he can, he's sure attracting teh ladies...at least when he's drunk.

Bulbasaur: ...so? We goin or not?

ChrisV: How's about we go back to the Square?

Bulbasaur: Why the hell do you want to go to the Pokemon Square all the time?

ChrisV: Because, that's where I get pumped up for rescue missions!

Bulbasaur: If it'll get you to focus, then oka- O_O! <idea bulb> Maybe we can do rescue missions! 8D

ChrisV: HELL YEAH

<during this one rescue mission>

Sudowoodo: <getting beat up by ChrisV> OKAY STOP STOP STOP

ChrisV: <stops> And why should I?

Sudowoodo: Dude, you have me mistaken or something. I didn't DO anything to you. All I did was stand on the ground, and then you fucking scratched me! I'm a Rock pokemon!

ChrisV: Hmm...maybe I don't know my own strength.

Bulbasaur: Um, don't crocodile pokemon NOT have claws?

ChrisV: Oh yeah... It was a move, then.

Steve: Anyway, I'm Steve.

ChrisV: STEVE JOBS!? HOLY SHEIST!!! GIMME AN iPHONE! GIMME GIMME GIMME

Steve: What, no! I'm not Steve Jobs! I'm just Steve...the Sudowoodo. Not Steve Jobs the human.

ChrisV: By the way that reminds me. How do you guys get human channels up here?

Bulbasaur: Let's just say we've done some persuading here and there. <smug>

ChrisV: Nice!

Steve: Can we go now? I'm eager to get out of this cave! I'll even join your rescue team!

ChrisV: Okay, but you have to be gay.

Steve: WHAT!? THEN NO!!!

ChrisV: lol, I'm just kiddin. Sure, you can come.

Steve: Whew...

Bulbasaur: Why did you SAY that...

Dean: Uh, are you guys kidding or something? This dude's a tree.

Steve: No I'm not, I'm rock.

Dean: You're a tree.

Steve: I'm ROCK.

Dean: TREE.

Steve: ROCK.

Dean: TREE!

Steve: ROCK!

Bulbasaur: <gets in between them> Both of you are getting Vine Whipped past backlash if one punch is thrown.

Dean and Steve: ._. .... <back off>

ChrisV: Can we move on, now?

Team AWESOME plus Steve: Yes.

Giant from Monty Python: Yes, get on with it!

Knights from Monty Python: GET ON WITH IT!!!

After the rescue mission, Steve got into the rescue team and was apparently Otacon incarnate at least in voice. Now all they need is Armake21 incarnate to entertain them when he gets pissed. But that might not happen since I imagine him as a mobian crocodile furry.

AND NOW, THE HILL OF THE- oh screw it let's let Bulbasaur meet Kangaskhan again.

Pokemon Square

Kangaskhan: <wandering the area in what to do while the store's closed>

Bulbasaur: <walks up to her> Hey, Kangaskhan.

Kangaskhan: Oh hi, Bulbasaur! <spots the rest of Team AWESOME> Hi, everybody. I hope you're all helping out.

ChrisV: If you've been following the news...we're apparently the ones that beat up Zapdos.

Kangaskhan: ...oh my god, is this true!?

Bulbasaur: Yes, actually. I thought we were gonna die for a second there.

Kangaskhan: I'm glad you're alright, but don't do stuff like that!

Bulbasaur: Um...Chris was pretty much the only one fighting Zapdos.

ChrisV: I don't know why, but I felt like Popeye or something dealing those punches. Maybe Hercules.

Bulbasaur: No, not Hercules.

ChrisV: Then Popeye.

Bulbasaur: No.

ChrisV: Quit ruining my moment!

Kangaskhan: <giggle> You're so cute when you're like that, Bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur: Why'd you have to tell me that...

Kangaskhan: <smooches him on the head> Well, just so you know I decided I should give the kid a name already.

Kangaskhan's Son: <looks up at ChrisV>

ChrisV: ?

Kangaskhan's Son: <tilts his head slightly>

ChrisV: <waves hi>

Kangaskhan's Son: MEEZELEHAILSMNIOJIVOENWIOARJKLESDA

ChrisV: o_o;

Kangaskhan's Son: <giggle>

ChrisV: Does he happen to have a steady diet of sugar?

Kangaskhan: No, he's just like that. He learned to say a few words, though. Like "silly" and "you" and "candy"....

ChrisV: Why's he...

Kangaskhan's Son: <holds out hand at ChrisV> Chris make...Zapdos go...bye bye!

ChrisV: Yeah, I guess I did!

Kangaskhan's Son: <touches ChrisV by the end of his snout> Chris...

ChrisV: o.O?

Kangaskhan: ...aw, how sweet! You helped him talk!

Kangaskhan's Son: ....Chriiiiis...

ChrisV: Why's he keep saying my name?

Kangaskhan: He likes you.

Bulbasaur: Really? o.O

Kangaskhan's Son: Chris!

Kangaskhan: ....."Chris"...that sounds like a perfect name!

ChrisV: Can you kinda change it up a little so we don't get confused?

Kangaskhan: "Christopher" ...such a lovely name.

ChrisV: Uh...thanks? And your welcome...?

Bulbasaur: *Wow...this guy really IS a good person, isn't he?*

Kangaskhan: I'll call him something else when you're around. Like "squirt" or something cute like that.

Bulbasaur: You did that for me?

ChrisV: Um...kind of? <shrugs> I guess I did.

Bulbasaur: You really don't give yourself enough credit, do you?

ChrisV: I tend to stay away from gloating over stuff like this. Unless of course I just fought someone.

Kangaskhan: Thanks, Christopher.

ChrisV: Please...just call me Chris...and your husband is like right there... ==

Kangaskhan: <giggle>

Bulbasaur: Aw, I'm not bothered. That's how she usually is around gentlemen.

Dean: <busy making circles with his pupil>

ChrisV: <leans to Bulbasaur> So glad I already have a love interest...

Bulbasaur: You mean sex interest, right...?

ChrisV: Whatever...

Kangaskhan: I know we just officially met, but it feels like we're good friends! I'll help you any way I can!

ChrisV: I feel simultaneously flattered and embarassed, actually...

Bulbasaur: Dude, she's just skimpy. She knows who her husband is.

ChrisV: Okay man, just warn me, because I don't know what she's thinkin.

Kangaskhan: <giggle> <smooches ChrisV's head>

ChrisV: == <looks over to the fountain and sees Jumpluff> <walks over to her> Hey, Jumpluff.

Jumpluff: Oh hi, Chris! Happy to see you made it back.

ChrisV: Believe it or not, I pretty much did most of the fighting. As in fighting Zapdos.

Jumpluff: ...what choo talkin bout?

ChrisV: Zapdos and I acutally fought each other, but somehow I was stronger than he was. Seriously, I was kicking his ass!

Jumpluff: ...boy, you jus somethin else.

ChrisV: Yeah...I really didn't know my own strength. Literally.

Jumpluff: Well thank you for savin that foo Shiftry. I suppose you had something in mind...? <half-seductive look>

ChrisV: @w@...

Jumpluff: <giggle> <waves no-no finger cutely> Not till I'm ready, handsome.

ChrisV: ==

Jumpluff: You know, you're better than all the boyfriends I had already. You don't talk too much.

ChrisV: I'd rather listen sometimes.

Jumpluff: I like that in a pokemon...and I should probably exlplain why I sound like I'm feelin sexy. A while ago I used to have this one playa who came off as someone tough enough to stay out of the hood. We used to do everything together until something too emotional came up. I told him to back the fuck up one too many times...but I'm past that now. See, I feel like I need someone brave and strong to be with me instead of someone confused with love.

ChrisV: I'll be completely honest with you right now...I never had a girlfriend. At all.

Jumpluff: Aw, well I'm glad we found each other, sweetie. <gets seductively up close again> You SURE you don't have anything in mind...?

ChrisV: I um...am really trying not to do anything out of line here...

Jumpluff: No one's watchin... <puts his hands on her undrawn butt and her hands on his> <romantically kisses Chris a little>

ChrisV: <apparently happens to be a good kisser> <gently breaks the kiss> <sees them still holding each other>

Jumpluff: You're such a good kisser, aren't you...

ChrisV: == *This is SO awesome...*

Jumpluff: <giggle> Don't you wanna feel around?

ChrisV: I'd rather not...

Jumpluff: What, you scared of my booty?

ChrisV: .... <feels around a little>

Jumpluff: <quickly takes his hands off and giggles a little harder> You bad boy...

ChrisV: <blushes a lot>

Jumpluff: <holds him by the chin> Well I'll be going now, Chris. Take care, honey.

ChrisV: You too, Jumpluff.

Jumpluff: <walks away sexily> <stops, looks back and shakes her butt a little> <winks and keeps walking away>

ChrisV: <stares at her walking away> @w@

Team AWESOME: <watching it all>

Syke: Dude...Chris got the moves.

Bulbasaur: Nah, I know Jumpluff. She's a bit easily impressed.

Rick: How easily?

Bulbasaur: Not too much...like below standards.

Kangaskhan: It was a bit harder to impress me though.

Bulbasaur: Yeah I know...

Kangaskhan: I learned to soften up, however.

Bulbasaur: A little too much if you ask me.

Kangaskhan: What's wrong with being a little playful?

Bulbasaur: It's...nothing, honey.

Dean: I think he DOES have the moves! He touched her ass!

Bulbasaur: Wait...WHAT!? <remembers back to the kissing part> <snaps back to the present> ....woah....

Steve: Yeah...quite the amerous one...

Edwardo: She one hot jalapeno...

Bulbasaur: ...um...how long's he been standing there?

Kangaskhan: <looks at watch> About 2 minutes now.

ChrisV: <still in a trance>

Bulbasaur: <grabs him with his vines and pulls him over to his friends>

ChrisV: Woah, what's got me!? <brought over to Team AWESOME and friends> Oh hey guys.

Bulbasaur: ....you either have to be the sexiest pokemon alive, or Jumpluff has to be the most easily impressed pokemon alive.

ChrisV: I don't care which one it is, because either way it works out. Now I has a girlfriend! A very sexy one at that.

Dean: You rock!

ChrisV: Totally. <high fives Dean>

Bulbasaur: Does she really think you're that sexy?

ChrisV: Apparently. I honestly don't know what it is, but it's working!

Bulbasaur: Well lucky for you, she isn't playing around, she does have a nice body, and she really doesn't have any boyfriends anymore. Have premarital for all I care.

ChrisV: Uh...that's against my religion.

Bulbasaur: You have a religion?

ChrisV: Christianity.

Bulbasaur: ....seriously?

ChrisV: Yeah. I limit myself to naked cuddling and sexy french kissing before marriage.

Bulbasaur: I'm pretty sure that's still adultry.

ChrisV: Ugh, okay FINE. I'll make out with her touching her ass when she asks me- wait a minute...how do you guys know about Christianity?

Bulbasaur: Just so you know, this will sound like a lie, but it's not....someone actually found a bible somewhere in here and read it to Pokemon Square one day.

ChrisV: ...seriously?

Bulbasaur: That was back when I wasn't born yet.

ChrisV: Then what about the other religions?

Bulbasaur: Slowly came.

ChrisV: ....your world goes through some weird ass circumstances sometimes.

Bulbasaur: Yeah I know...

Kangaskhan: So where are you guys headed?

Bulbasaur: The Hill of the Ancients. Alakazam told us to go there.

Kangaskhan: Ooh...good luck. The path to that place can get very dangerous. Just make sure that if you really want to go, you go prepared, okay honey? And if Xatu gets really weird, just come back home.

Bulbasaur: Okay, Kangaskhan. <gives her a kiss> <pets the son on the head>

Kangaskhan's Son: Daddy.

Bulbasaur: <leaves Pokemon Square with his team>

Kangaskhan: <sigh> Sometimes, I don't know if this whole rescue team thing as a good idea or not.

ChrisV: So where're we going?

Bulbasaur: I read that the Hill of the Ancients is somewhere in the Great Canyon or something.

ChrisV: Another canyon. How original.

Bulbasaur: Well it's not like the canyons were there before, Chris.

ChrisV: Yeah, I know. Just don't freeze up at the entrance this time.

Bulbasaur: I'm afraid of heights...it's natural for me to freeze up sometimes...

Will we reach Xatu? Will Kangaskhan stop being cute? WILL AUTHUR EVER EAT BREAKFAST THE SAME AGAIN!!?? Yes, no, and you bet my sweet ass. I love them Honey Bunches of Oats! Oh and in case any of you admins are reading this, Game Freak didn't draw that part of the body, and THAT'S AS FAR AS WE GOT. That's really all I'm shooting for as long as I stay here. Anyway, read the next one when it's up.