SECA Thanksgiving Filler!
SECA Thanksgiving Filler!
Mystic Castle
Nic Clones 43-49: <finish setting up a camera studio>
Nic: Are we ready?
Nic Clone 43: Almost, master! We just have to adjust the lighting angle on this big ol lamp thing.
Nic Clone 45: Nearly theeeeere, perfect! We're set!
Nic: Great! I'll round up the troops. You girls hold down the fort. <disappears>
Nic Clone 47: How long do you think she'll be gone?
Nic Clone 43: Oh please, she's always coming and going. In fact...here she coooomes now.
Nic: <appears with the main Heroes(capitalized because they're members of the Heroic Legion at the end of the saga and stuff)>
Heroes: <dressed up as pilgrims and native americans>
Lugia: <dressed up as a turkey with an unamused look, no less>

+.....let's get this over with...
Articuno: <dressed up as a native american> Oh honey, you look great.
Lugia: I have to wonder how long this is going to spin around...
Nicolette: You guys really should've got rid of his tail beforehand. It looks like he's a fat, goth turkey in the middle of taking a-
Lugia: SHUT UP!
Moltar: Explain to me why we celebrate this holiday again?
Zorak: Apparently we get together, take pictures, decorate the place with brown and yellow leaves, and eat a bunch of food. Turkey being the main course.
Moltar: Food?
Zorak: Oh I mean a LOT of food. You better come to the table famished if you want to stomach it all.
Heroes: <in front of the lens>
Kaijun: Be quiet and stand still. They're taking the picture.
Nic Clone 46: Ready...? Say cheeeeeese!
Nicolette: We're not 5 years old, just shoot this puppy already!
Nic Clone 46: Simmer down. <takes the picture>
<flash to a picture of the heroes dressed up and stuff with Lugia holding up a cardboard sign saying "Happy Thanksgiving from the Heroic Legion!">
<cut back to scene>
Lugia: I seriously think this holiday is starting to lose-
Veemon: QUIET YOU!!! I'm trying to hear through the speaker... <puts barrel end of boomstick to his ear>
Guilmon: <quitely> What's it saying...?
Lugia: O_O....please tell me you guys really aren't that retarded. Oh PLEASE tell me you're just fucking with me...
Nic: Lugia, stop it. You need to let them dream.
Lugia: And YOU need to put a leesh on these guys! Yesterday I nearly got a bolstering headache because I was tackled to the ground and knocked all the way down a mountain slope and into a huge pile of leaves!
Nic: <magically zips his mouth closed>
Banjo: <smells smoke> Hey, what's deepity frying around here?
Nic Clone 47: Oh right I let Guilmon fry the turkey... <.<!!! INCOMIIIING
<cut to following words while the screen shakes a little due to the explosion>
Happy turkey eating day, you sillies! Now excuse me while I spend some time with my fimmity fam. I suggest you do the same.
Lugia: I can't feel my crotch...
Nicolette: Wow. The thing just 5-pointed the fatso in the love parts.
Guilmon: I just remembered that I left my video games on...heheh... <runs away with the heroes chasing after him>
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