Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Ep11 Pt3

Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Ep11 Pt3

Episode 11 Part 3

Now you're probably expecting it to open right up with a bigass bang. Well it does. What else were you expecting?

Heroes: <bust on out that main camp>

<insert longer fighting montage with more blood, more in-balls kicking and Lugia getting wedgied after his pants have been taken off to scare enemies! 8D >

<how long? longer than you usually imagine it, but by about three minutes>

Heroes: <pose after montage ends around a lot of dead and beaten monsters>

Lugia: <covers his be-wedgied ass> ...where the hell are my pants?

Nicolette: <magically unwedgies Lugia> I don't know, and how is it possible for those boxers not to break!?

<close-up at Lugia's Snoopy boxers>

Lugia: They're completely elastic, even for someone like me, okay? <bends over at the camera and pushes it away> <camera goes back in place> Anyway, where's this witch we kept hearing screams from?

Nicolette: <magically puts Lugia's pants back on> Hmm...

Zephilus: Sure hope it's not too scary where she is.

Nic: Shh. She's trying to think.

Nicolette: <scans the entire battlefield> ....right around where we are. In the southwest.

Veemon: By the way, was that there? <points at the witch's mini hideout, which just appeared out of thin air>

Nicolette: <_<.... <glares at the hideout with her demonic eyes(Nic and Nicolette are still respectively in angel and demon form btw)> ...don't deny me, goddammit.

Heroes: <rush into the hideout>

Battlefield Hideout

???: Ah, so it's you band of misfits who's been dispatch as the..."special" reinforcements.

Nic: You sound pretty calm after we beat your forces senseless. I figured you'd be calling for blood right now.

???: YOU THINK!!?? <appears dramatically>

Articuno: <shields eyes> Jesus, lady! We know you're mad at us, you don't have to flash in like that!

Nic: *While she's busy appearing, I have to tell you that I've been catching you using magic. Seem you know more than you think, Articuno.*

Articuno: *...that was magic? That stuff coming out of my hands?*

Nic: *Yes...but you need to elaborate on more than just Blizzard, sweetie.*

Tamo(the aforementioend bi- I MEAN witch): <Meerkat with magic scar on one of her eyes wearing a slightly scarier version of the standard witch's clothing pointy hat and all> <not short, btw> YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE MEDDLED WITH ME FOR THE FIRST AND LAST TIME!!! YOU REALLY ARE ON THEIR SIDE, AREN'T YOU!!??

Lugia: Hey, calm down! We don't even know who their side even IS!

Tamo: "Calm down!?" "CALM DOWN!!??" You jackasses beat up all of my monsters, and YOU BARGE IN HERE EXPECTING ME TO CALM DOWN!!??

Nic: Well yeah...you have to accept-

Nicolette: Nic... <shakes head> No. Not the kind of person.

Zephilus: O_O;..... <pretty much piss pants scared>

Nic: I think I'll teleport you back to the main camp, honey. <teleports Zephilus back> And as for you... <attains battle stance> I think it's time to straighten you up!

Shadow Lugia: I know you're old, but you're one dumb bitch compared to this one chick I had to battle.

Tamo: Enough of this already! I came here for the bloodshed, not the small talk! <attains battle stance> You wanna dance? <close up to her squinting eyes> Let's dance.

<insert epic magic fighting montage of awesome here>

Tamo: <crosses blades with Nic and Nicolette> Impossible! My mischief magic isn't affecting your resolve!

Nicolette: Are you kidding? Turning Lugia into a toad isn't nearly as humiliating for him as that one prank I did last week involving duct tape and the High School Musical 2 dvd.

Tamo: <shoves them off her staff and crosses again> Then how the hell did you turn them back!?

Nic: What do you think is staring into your eyes?

Tamo: <takes a better look at them> <light gasp> .....oh crap....

Nicolette: <smirk> You're lucky we went easy on ya. We really could've sealed your ass.

Tamo: <hops back in fear> Get away! <holds up staff in defense> Get away, I concede already!

Nic: <mischevious smirk> Oh do you? Do you meeeeean it? <holds up Holy Water>

Tamo: Y-y-yes, just please! Put that down!

Nicolette: <holds up sealing stuffs> Are you suuuuuure?

Tamo: YES, JUST FOR THE LOVE OF-

Nic: Think fast! <throws Holy Water on her>

Tamo: GAAAAAAH!!! <skin gets burned alot> Oh god that stings! It's like I'm melting or something!

Guilmon: <leans over> I wouldn't be surprised if she was right now.

Dr. Lawnmowers: I LIKE KITTENS

Tamo: <falls over> DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!!?? I SAID I CONCEDED-

Nic: We know you're just going to escape prison.

Nicolette: By the way, wouldn't you think it weird that prisons can have breaks? Even though this is the spiritual realms? Those prisons are supposed to be really strong since they're supposed to be voids and stuff.

Nic: Those ARE voids. Nobody's perfect, you know.

Nicolette: Just shut up and stick her in prison somewhere.

Nic: I know just the place, actually. <teleports Tamo to Dragontales Land> Let's see how long she can keep her sanity. <psychically montiors her a little> Hmm... <neurally watches her blow up> <lifts sleeve and looks at sundial> ...20 seconds? Must be some new record.

Lugia: I still can't believe you guys are supernaturals! ...by the way, you'll be able to come back with us to the mortal realms, right?

Nic: <hangs her head> No...I won't...

Lugia: .... <starts looking sad>

Nic: .....psyche! Of course I will!

Lugia: Wha-! Don't do that!

Nic: <giggle>

Veemon: Did that charizard guy who lives with you find out yet?

Nic: Yes, actually. I revealed my angel form after we got married. Even though it sounded like he saw through my mortal form...I'm kind of surprised he didn't really figure it out. Sometimes that guy's hard to read.

Kaijun: By the way, are we done here? I'm kinda sick of these bones and empty chinese take out boxes everywhere.

Nicolette: Why yes, Kaijun, and if you would kindly shut your damn cakehole, we can leave. <teleports everybody back to the main camp>

Main Camp

Sgt. Lui Thom: I thank all of you sincerely. Anyway, you're all probably wanting to go back to the mortal realms, right?

Lugia: Yeah, actually...

Sgt. Lui Thom: Not as easy as it sounds. What Zephilus used was kind of a one-time thing. It'll be pretty hard to call up a warp like that ever again.

Zephilus: Uh yeah...see, I like using that warp but I can only use it once a day at the strength I'm at.

Nicolette: <sigh> GREAT. Now we have to wait until Authur kindly lets us through a plothole back to the others or something.

Sgt. Lui Thom: Don't look so down! There's another way.

Nic: What's that, Sgt.?

Sgt. Lui Thom: If you go deep into the forest, there's a mana spring that'll restore-

Veemon and Guilmon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! <cling to Lugia> We wanna stay here! D8

Lugia: GET. OFF.

Veemon and Guilmon: <get off>

Lugia: No, we're not going to stay here! And I know what you're thinking, so we're not going to any clubs either.

Veemon: <holds up a club sandwich> Aw, I wanted to know what it's like...

Lugia: <unamused look> ......

Nic: Well I suppose you guys can stay for a little while, but tommorow, we're leaving. These guys don't exactly like mortals in their realms for too long.

Zephilus: Except for me.

Nicolette: Shut up. Anyway, where's some shelter?

Zephilus' House(apparently a house only big enough for Zephilus)

Heroes: <standing/floating outside with awkward looks> .....

Zephilus: Uh oh...you guys might need something bigger.

Nicolette: Ya think?

Spiritual Hotel

Lugia: Much better.

And so they went into the cities and stuff as well as made a name for themselves by letting loose the heroes without half a brain, who basically raised hell and ate candy. But by the next day, it was time to go, so everybody just went back.

Hotel in La Vintage

Kazooie, Banjo, Moltar and Zorak: <asleep on the couch>

Heroes: <hop out of the warp>

Zephilus: ....

Nic: Um...why didn't you...

Zephilus: ......OH PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU AND STUFF!!!

Kazooie, Banjo, Moltar and Zorak: <sissy scream awake>

Moltar: Don't do that! Geez, I was having a dream that I was banging this really hot chick, okay!?

Nicolette: Wait...why do you want to come with us?

Zephilus: When you guys looked at my house, I bet you all thought I had a family that was still alive. Well...I don't.

Nack: <hops back out of the magic purse to listen>

Zephilus: You see, my family died in a war about 10 years ago. Against that witch. I'm thankful you guys beat her so I can't have nightmares ever again, but I still don't understand the world you guys live in. That...and I really need a home. I don't know how to take care of myself yet. I'm only 15.

Nack: ....Nack thinks that Zephilus should come with us.

Nicolette: What!? No! He'll get in the way! And besides that, have you ever heard of an "escort mission"? This is what it's like in real life!

Zephilus: Didn't you see me fight against those monsters!? I was doing kinda good! I can learn how to fight too, just take me with you! Please...I have nowhere else to go...

Nic: That warp isn't coming anytime soon, so I think we're stuck with him either way, sis.

Nicolette: Damn...this is...just the best day ever...

Dr. Velocity: <very carefully stacks legos on her neck>

Nicolette: I mean...this is just better than getting laid, it....ugh....just wow....

Dr. Velocity: <starts another stack>

Nicolette: <rears up at him flinging the legos off> WILL YOU QUIT THAT!!??

Dr. Velocity: But I like legos!

Nicolette: <bitchslaps Dr. Velocity>

Dr. Velocity: Over I go! <falls down>

Nicolette: <turns to the heroes> Anyway, how are we going to do this? Just let him tag along? I don't feel like potty training a rookie, thank you very much. <reverts back to normal form>

Nic: <reverts back to normal form> Well you're just going to have to let him try, so I'll train him. With the help of my Nic Clones, of course.

Nack: Nack will make sure Zephilus is welcome here.

Zephilus: Thanks you guys!

NEW PARTY MEMBERS!!! ZEPHILUS AND NACK!!!

Everybody: ._. .....

Villains: <pee their pants and run away>

Zephilus: ...um...well anywho, I can wear something else if you're not quite comfortable with this-

Shadow Lugia: Diaper? Yeah, that's kind of gay.

Zephilus: It's not a diaper!

Lugia: <snicker>

Kaijun: Didn't Ghandi wear a diaper?

Nic: Guys, STOP IT! Yeah, you might as well shapeshift some different clothes on you.

Zephilus: <shapeshifts clothes into regular street clothes(Jeans, cool sweater...you know)>

Moltar: Much better. Anyway, what the hell did you say your name was?

Zephilus: Zephilus. Just call me Zeph.

Moltar: Whatever. Zeph. Why do you sound like Otacon?

Zephilus: "Otacon?"

Moltar: ....you don't know Metal Gear Solid?

Zephilus: <shakes head>

Moltar: .....

Zephilus: What!?

Nic: <sigh> Think I'll just take Zeph for a walk. Come on.

Zephilus: <walks with Nic out the hotel and through the city to get a little culture>

Jake: I'M STILL HERE AND STUFF

Dr. Lawnmowers: YES YOU ARE

Kazooie: Did you help them fight a lotta monsters?

Jake: Yeeeeeees. :3

Kazooie: <kisses him> I'm glad you did.

Jake: -w-....

Kazooie: <giggles>

Articuno: Nic's right. If I can do this kinda stuff, I probably need some scrolls for something other than Blizzard.

LOL RANDOM LINE

Shadow Lugia: So what did you lazy idiots do? Kiss each other all day?

Zorak: No!

Banjo: What's kissing?

Moltar: We did something way more awesome! Play Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

Zorak: Yeah, I kicked the shit out of Moltar like 11 times!

Moltar: Uh...no you-

Zorak: <kicks him in the balls to shut him up> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID BECAUSE I'M SO AWESOME

Shadow Lugia: <laughs> You n00b. You're so into video games now, aren't you?

Zorak: No! ....well yeah. At least into ones where you blow stuff up.

Moltar: Or beat things senseless... <coughs up blood...through his helmet>

Veemon: WE'RE LOSING POWER D8

Guilmon: WE NEED THE AURA THAT IS DUNKIN DONUTS DDDD8

Nicolette: <casts Silence on them> Alright already, GOD! <teleports out and teleports back in with donuts> Here.

Veemon and Guilmon: <try to yell YAAAAAY but no sound comes out> ...?

Articuno: That's what Silence does?

Kazooie: And it disables your magic until you cure yourself of it.

Articuno: Rough...

Nicolette: <uncasts Silence>

Veemon and Guilmon: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY <lunge at her>

Nicolette: *OSHIT* <knocked down>

Veemon and Guilmon: <eat up the donuts>

Nicolette: <kicks them off> GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!! <gets up> Jesus, it's like you guys wanted to have sex with me! I mean in that case you could've asked.

Kazooie: Slut...

Nicolette: Yes, thank you.

<"Get It Together" by the Go! Team suddenly plays>

Sackboys: <run at Nicolette and somehow force her down into their grasp> <carry her to the window and throw her through it> <hop around and cheer>

Nicolette: I HATE THOSE FUCKING SPRIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Sackboys: <look at the other people>

Heroes: <cower behind the couch>

Sackboys: <leave the room as the song fades out>

Nicolette: <teleports back in a little beaten up> ...oh god do I hate those sprites.

Kazooie: Those things were sprites?

Nicolette: Sackboys are considered sprites because they actually do have a little power, are mischevious, and live in a part of space where dreams form worlds.

Moltar: ...that was weird.

Zorak: Can Authur advance the plot already!? I'm getting bored!

<uses his author powers to give Zorak a wedgie> IN A FREAKING MINUTE <thinks of something> Hmmm....time advancing to space might be good.

Zorak: Wait, what?

<time advances to the time where they went into space>

HL Mothership(honestly forgot the name, you guys): <flies through space and stuff>

Lugia: Well finally, after going back to the tower to save it from the bad guys, saving the city from the villains, preventing them from blowing the planet up, and deciding to chase them through space, we're finally getting somewhere!

Hmm....nice ideas, Lugia! Thanks!

Lugia: What!? NO!!! I DIDN'T SAY-

<time regresses back to the present>

La Vintage

Hotel

Nic: <comes back with Zephilus> I'm back! Zeph has a better idea of how we live now.

Zephilus: Glad I do. Otherwise I might've done something wrong.

Nicolette: Wait...I'm sensing those stupid villains from the tower!

Nic: Oh crap...we better go there. That tower's existence is important!

A little later...

HL Bus: <rides through the streets> <a bunch of enemies drop on top of it>

Lugia: Oh great, another one of these. <gets on top with heroes and beats them up>

<in a sick montage!>

Much later...

The Tower

Dr. Robotnik: <in this weird spin top UFO thing with the other villains> <evil laugh> Those heroes will never-

Nicolette: <turns giant and throws their stupid machine into the landscape> WILL YOU GUYS GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND PLAN SOMETHING ALREADY!!?? YOU ALREADY ATTACKED THE FUCKING TOWER!!! Jeez... <shrinks back to normal size>

Villains: <escape from the wreckage>

Hades: ...yeah, we should probably do that... ._.

<montage of our heroes driving back to where they just were now! and with Lugia getting pranked on along the way!>

Hey, at least the monotony of these montages is broken up by a little.

La Vintage

Hotel

Lugia: What're we doing here again? Why can't we just-

<hears crowd screams and rumbling>

Lugia: GODDAMMIT

La Vintage Streets

Dr. Robotnik: <riding his ugly endboss mech from Sonic 2's Death Egg>

Hades: <riding Cerberus>

Dr. Wily: <riding a giant Guts Man>

Bowser: <in his big ol battleship>

Valderis: Ugh, not this crap again. Well, you people know what to do.

Zephilus: I'm just gonna...stay here. Where it's probably safe.

Nicolette: They really look like they'll kill your ass and take the building with you. Come with us.

Zephilus: No, I'm not good at fighting giant-

Nicolette: <aims gun at him> <gives him a stern look>

Zephilus: O_O....shutting up.

Nic: <floats in front of him> Well in that case, he's staying near me. It seems you're not patient enough to teach anyone anything.

Nicolette: Hmph. <takes gun back and turns away> Judge me however you want.

<another crash sounds>

Articuno: Stop arguing! Let's go already!

Nic: Stay near me, Zeph. I'll protect you.

Zephilus: O-okay...

Badniks and Heartless: <move toward the heroes>

Nic: <gets her weapons out along with the heroes> Heartless? Seems like they're borrowing from the Apocalpyse Shadows.

Nicolette: I can just imagine what they'll say if we trashed em. Heheheh...

Heroes: <trash the enemies in yet another montage of awesome with Zephilus helping out>

Zephilus: <still holding his weapon out ready for more> <looks around>

Nic: Nice moves!

Zephilus: <looks over to Nic sheepishly> Heheheh...survivalist's instinct?

Nicolette: Nic, face it. He's just like how Nack used to be. Just wait until we actually get to those assholes.

Nic: Can you just give him a chance? He helped us thrash the bad guys' minions!

Nicolette: He's not earning my respect until he single-handedly takes down one of those mechs. If he has moves like that, I shouldn't waste my time if he pisses himself in front of a stupid giant robot!

Zephilus: <looks over to Nicolette> ...what are you getting at?

Nicolette: What am I getting at? <turns to Zeph> You want to know what I'm getting at? Isn't it obvious? If you've been saying that you can't fight, yet you CAN and with a longsword no less, that automatically makes you an IDIOT.

Zephilus: Hey, I'm not an idiot! Didn't you see how I fought?

Nicolette: And now you actually care about how you fight. Don't wanna be an idiot? Well if you're serious, then take down at least one of those mechs all by yourself. After seeing you fight like that, you're bound to knock out their power supply or something if you look hard enough.

Zephilus: <dashes at the mechs>

Nic: Wait! <turns to Nicolette> What're you doing!?

Nicolette: What you taught me to do. Test others.

Nic: I meant with respect, dammit! Now he's going to die!

Nicolette: Uuuuuuh, he CAN'T die? He's a spirit if he's from the spiritual realms, right? Isn't that how it works?

Nic: Not entirely. He has blood running through him.

Nicolette: You sure it isn't scented candle wax?

Zephilus: <rushes at em Dynasty Warriors style>

Nic: Well if you weren't so selfish, then he couldn't have been throwing himself into danger!

Zephilus: <jumps at one of the mechs aiming his sword at it>

Dr. Robotnik: ...this can't end well. That sword looks very shiny and sharp...O_O;

Nicolette: SELFISH!!?? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME THAT STUPID MORAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Nic: It has become abundantly clear that you do not fully understand them! And it's lead to this!

Nicolette: I'm just trying to be like you, you fucking- <quickly covers her mouth in gasp> o_o ....

Nic: ....

Nicolette: .... <puts her hands down>

Nic: ....

Zephilus: <stabs the power supply and makes the mech explode, but gets sent flying back towards the heroes>

Nic: Oh crap!

Nicolette: <quickly sees Zeph flying and turns into a safety net> <catches him and slowly gets him back down to the ground>

Zephilus: ...did I just see what I think I saw?

Nicolette: <shapeshifts back>

Nic: <still kind of shocked> ....

Nicolette: ....

Nic: ...no wonder. You really were jealous. You really did want to be me after all. Why didn't you tell me this before?

Nicolette: <backs away a bit, embarassed> I...<sigh> <lowers head> ...

Nic: <floats to her> Don't worry about it. <puts her hand on her upper back> You really were trying to do the things I do all this time, weren't you? Even when you were still alive.

Nicolette: ...

Nic: Well not only have you told me, you've given me proof. I'm proud of you.

Nicolette: Nic...no...don't say that around them... <picks her head back up and starts to try and hide behind her> >.>;

Nic: You shouldn't be afraid of that. So what about what they think? Isn't that what you kept saying?

Nicolette: Nic...seriously...I don't like revealing stuff about me in public...they're listening...

Nic: No they're- <looks to the others who are pretty much as shocked as she was> ...okay maybe they are overhearing, but so what? I'm glad that you're trying to follow your sister. Or rather your rival. <giggle>

Nicolette: >_<;....

Nic: <gives her a hug>

Nicolette: .... <gives her a hug>

Hades: Oh my god...two Nics?

Dr. Wily: That sounds worse than The View with Whoopie Goldberg.

Nicolette: <lights them all up with a few rockets still hugging Nic> ...it's true. After a while of fighting you...I got to know you. You can figure out the rest...

Nic: Don't be ashamed to try and follow my example. <breaks hug> Well that was a good hug! <smells smoke> <looks over to the mechs> ...hmm. Snarkiness has its dues after all.

Sonicsaber: <looks at watch> ...isn't this the part where Jake opens his cakehole? <looks over to Jake and Kazooie making out> O_O...oh...

Jake: <making out with Kazooie>

Dr. Lawnmowers: OH NO HE DI'INT! <slaps Zorak unconscious>

Deepercutt: HAX

Moltar: ...God knows what the offspring's going to look like...

Nicolette: <looks over to Jake> Oh pft. He's just using his tongue. If my sexy Janga was here, I'd show him how to REALLY kiss someone.

...yes, THAT Janga. Ask me if you want, it's kind of interesting.

Nic: *Does she EVER pick her battles...?*

Zephilus: Um...yeah, I think now we're just filling space.

Nic: We WILL be in about a few minutes.

A few minutes later

<camera whoosh>

Nicolette: <floating close to the camera in front of a flaming YMCA> You all saw it! That YMCA attacked me! And with its batallion of shower gays! Indecency, I tell you! INDECENCY!!!

<camera whoosh>

Jake: <now cuddling with Kazooie hearing about how cute he is and blushing about it>

Banjo: Is that what love is like...? o.O

We'll just leave it here and let you decide what's going on in Banjo's mind as he actually said something competent. Now remember, if I like an episode a lot, it MIGHT...I'm not going to guarantee, but it MIGHT have more than one part. If it seriously amuses me(and it should you), there will be more than one part to it. Don't count on this happening all the time though.