Modern Christmas celebrations demand Pirate Santa. He pilots an airship with a magical red lantern to light his way, so that he has enough cargo room to store all of those presents for delivery. Instead of leaving coal in those bad little girls' and boys' stockings, he kidnaps them and puts them to work rowing his airship or making toys in his factory until they learn to be good.
Well, he's got to do something piratey. <<;
There's prints available, too. You can buy them directly from me by sending me a note, which means I sign your 18"x24" print with a 24kt gold pen, or you can buy them through the
DA print service. *levels her power of suggestion at your forehead!*
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banjo2E Says:
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: BEWARE. HE FIRES LAZERS.