Halloween Fic

Halloween Fic

Halloween Fic and Stuff!!!

Yes, this is the short Halloween-themed fic of EPIC you're looking at. Let's see our heroes or whatever you like to consider them as give little kids candy!

Mystic Castle

At the door marked "trick or treat here"

Kid in crappy astronaut costume: <knocks on the door marked "trick or treat here">

Authur(dressed up as Invader Zim down to the eyes): <opens the door>

Astronaut kid: Trick or treat!

Authur: Oh hi! I like your costume! <gives his candy and slams the door in his face> Whew...okay, you take it from here, Nic.

Nic: <floats over dressed up as Jeanie(yes, the one from I Dream of Jeanie)> Okay! <gives candy to the kids>

Authur: <walks to the other guys> I really don't know how much more of this I can take...ugh...

Lugia: <dressed up as Pom Pom> Well at least you know how to fake being nice. Nicolette actually catapulted one of those little brats across the field once!

Tial: <dressed up as Todd McFarlane's Spawn> Pft. I can do worse.

Lugia: And what's that?

Tial: Pinch their ears.

Lugia: .....I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that...

Nicolette: <dressed up as Rogue from X-Men> Yeah, well the little fucker deserved it. He actually threw his boogers onto my face! Do his parents even TRY!? Fortunately for him, he landed on a mattress somewhere, but still...

<camera woosh to a pumpkin>

Pumpkin: <holds sign saying "Happy Halloween, you sillies!!!"> <blows up>

<camera whoosh back to heroes>

Heroes: <.<;.....

Lugia: What was the point of that?

Happy halloween you guys! Get lots of candy and kegstand with an atomic wedgie if you have to!

Dr. Velocity: Aren't you going to talk about how elephant shit saves lives?

...no.

Dr. Velocity: :(