"Apparently, in Cuba they have no toilet paper.
We could smuggle thousands of pounds of some nice soft double ply big puffy rolls out there, and sell them for $10 a roll!
We could be all like: "Because wiping you're ass with leaves isn't fun anymore when you get a rash." and "Genuine American toilet paper for sale! Made with the softest, uh, paper and intwined with clouds that angels weaved from their hair and then lightly sneezed on... by beautiful angels." and "Extra absorbent because we know what you Cubans eat."
May we be friends.. until were old enough to successfully own cat farms and die away near a stack of tuna and yogurt containers... and eaten by our beloved animals....
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