Girl All The Gamers Want

Girl All The Gamers Want

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally play with a girl a little better than me.
Her name is Nilla, she's a gamer with a beanie
She owns at all games, man this girl she sure does play mean

And when she walks,
All the guys drool and Jess does too
She’s always ownin’ you

Cause she’s playin’ Halo
Creamin' people online
Kickin’ ass at Smash Brothers
Smash Balls in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She’s ownin’ newbies
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Wi-fi, boot me!”
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to beat the girl all the gamers want.
She's the girl all the gamers want!

She likes the Ganondorf and I like Captain Falcon
Her VC channel’s full of games that only came in Japan
She says she'd like to score some super spicy curry
I’m out of E-Tank and She Just Turned the Game on Again


And when she walks,
All the guys drool and Jess does too
She’s always ownin’ you

Cause she’s playin’ Halo
Creamin' people online
Kickin’ ass at Smash Brothers
Smash Balls in her eyes
She likes 'em on the DS
X-Box and NES
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She’s ownin’ newbies
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Wi-fi, boot me!”
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to beat the girl all the gamers want.
She's the girl all the gamers want!
She's the girl all the gamers want!
She's the girl all the gamers want!
She's the girl all the gamers want!

There she goes again
With items off and foes on level 9
She beat me hard, I can’t believe that I lost
All I wanted was to blow her head off!

Now I am playin’ Halo
Tryin' to get online
Kickin’ ass in Smash Brothers
Smash Balls in my eyes
I can't find my DS
And I ain't got no NES
All I got's N-Gage…N-Gage…N-Gage

It's like a bad movie
She’s ownin’ newbies
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Wi-fi, boot me!”
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to beat the girl all the gamers want.

She's the girl all the gamers want.
She's the girl all the gamers want.
She's the girl all the gamers want.
She's the girl all the gamers want.
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the gamers want.
She's the girl all the gamers want.
(Damn, I lost again)
She's the girl all the gamers want.
She's the girl Meta Knuckles wants!