Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Saga1 Ep11 Pt2

Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Saga1 Ep11 Pt2

Episode 11 Part 2

La Vintage(I remembered the city! 8D)

some big hotel

Lugia: <asleep on a couch somewhere in the lounge room>

Dr. Velocity: <gives Lugia a big ol bitchslap>

Lugia: OW! <falls out of the couch>

Dr. Velocity: GET UP YOU SILLY BIRD YOU!!! CAN'T HAVE ANYBODY LAZING AROUND WHEN IT'S TIME TO HARVEST THE OREOS!!!

Lugia: <gets up and strangles Dr. Velocity> SHUT UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Dr. Velocity: <higher voice> That tickles!

Lugia: <throws him down and attempts to crush him with a well-aimed ass drop> <gets up> <breathing heavy> .... <calms down> Well now I know Dr. Velocity's my personal stress ball. Stupid brother trying to ruin my time with my girlfriend...

Dr. Velocity: <hops up from flattened form back to normal> HORRAY!!! <jumps out of his pants and back in>

Lugia: Shut up. Seriously.

Dr. Velocity: <zips his mouth closed with a retarded look>

Lugia: <deep sigh> <walks over to a tv and watches the news>

News guy from the Simpsons: LOL <explodes>

Dan Waters: o.O? ... <cautiously walks over to his chair> <sits down and gets his newsanchor on> Good evening. This is breaking news. An out-of the-ordinary yoshi has been spotted in the city and everyone is trying to figure out just what it means. Is it somehow connected to the mysterious necklace named Valderis? Is the large group of ragtag heroes involved? <picture of our heroes appears> Reportedly, Dr. Velocity has been seen wearing Valderis around his neck. In an interview two weeks ago, Heroic Legion Head Commander Nic Tenshi stated that not only has she joined the heroes, but she also reassuringly told the world that they are trying to put Valderis in its resting place. So far, they have traveled a very small portion of the world under constant attack by the classic villains Dr. Robotnik, Hades, Dr. Wily, and Bowser. Some members of the Heroic Legion Justice Organization's fanbase claim that the villains might "get more serious with their fighting soon." Will they? I am Dan Waters, and this has been Breaking News.

Lugia: Woah...that yoshi does NOT look normal...

Valderis: It is a spiritual messenger of the mystic realms. He has come for a reason.

<cut to Lugia looking out the window at the supernatural-lookin gold yoshi with the others>

Everybody: ...

Nicolette: It looks...fidgety.

Messenger Yoshi: <looking pretty nervous walking with a bunch of people but healing their souls nonetheless with his aura> >.>...<_<....o_o;....

Jabberwock: Maybe he hasn't seen mortals before.

Messenger Yoshi: <nearly trips over a feral Pikachu and lets out a girly scream hunching over in defense>

Pikachu: ...?

Messenger Yoshi: <still hunched over>

Pikachu: ....Pikachu?

Messenger Yoshi: <no, he doesn't have a gay voice, just an innocent slightly panicky voice> It cries...in rage...>_<

Nic: Aw, the poor thing! Let's get it over here.

Zorak: No, let's not! I don't like anyone dorky!

Nic: Now let's see, where can we put him...oh screw it. <teleports Messenger Yoshi on up here>

Messenger Yoshi: <appears> <wimpily yelps> <shivers before our heroes>

Lugia: ....oh my god! You ARE a supernatural!

Nic: <comes close to Messenger Yoshi> <softly> Just between you and me, they're dealing with more than just one supernatural right now... <backs away> Now don't worry, we're the heroes carrying Valderis.

Messenger Yoshi: V...Valderis!? Is he with you?

Valderis: I am.

Dr. Velocity: <walks over to Messenger Yoshi>

Valderis: It is good to see you again, Zephilus.

Zephilus: Please...just call me Zeph, O Honorable Valderis. I have pity that your soul is still trapped inside that infernal necklace of yours.

Valderis: I am still mystic, no matter what shape or form I take. You know that. Anyway, this young wolf speaks the truth. These are my trusted protectors. I am resting on the neck of one of the greatest warriors of Existence...Dr. Velocity.

Zephilus: <gasp> ...D....DUH....DOCTOR VELOCITY!!??

Dr. Velocity: <gets close to Zephilus> Shhh...it's a library.

Zephilus: ...no it isn't.

Dr. Velocity: <backs off> I am please to meet you, you silly yoshi you!

Zephilus: Even though he's...strange to say the least, at least he's friendly! But who are his companio-

Nicolette: Just get to the point, goldy. What's the message?

Zephilus: A-ah-! ....well...um...the message is for His Honor the Mystic Valderis, but perhaps I can tell you so-called protectors of him. Y-you see, I have spotted those mischevious and dastardly villains again! They're planning a big doomsday device using Valderis' soul as the firepower! You must understand that Valderis is a VERY powerful spirit who can destroy even big planets such as yours! If you heroes fail to keep Valderis from the malice of those four awful people...Neo Mobius may be forefit.

Nic: We'll make sure that doesn't happen, Zeph. And by the way, you look so cute!

Zephilus: O_O.... <blushes> heheheheh...==

Nic: <gives him a hug> You don't have to feel panicky around us, sweetie. We know you're just trying to be you.

Zephilus: Th-thanks...

Nic: So do you have anything else to tell us?

Zephilus: Well...hmm...let's see... <takes off stone backpack and looks at the messages> ...oh yes, this one. <takes out a scroll and gives it to Dr. Velocity>

Dr. Velocity: <grabs it with his foot and bites off the seal> <unfurls it so Valderis can read>

Valderis: Hmmm... <reads it>

"Dear Valderis, We need your help right now! Our men cannot withold! These wretched monsters have been conjured by that stupid witch again! Please assist us at Lioatao!

Signed, Sgt. Lui Thom, Uit(pronounced "wheat") Dimensional Army"

Valderis: Ah, BLAST! I'm trapped inside this stupid necklace and I can't help anyone!

Zephilus: What will you do, O powerful one? Without your soul placed in your body, you can't fight!

Valderis: <idea bulb> O_O!!! ...unless...

Lugia: ...oooooh no. <backs away> I see what you're trying to do here. I'm not going to any spiritual realm anytime soon!

Zephilus: Even though you people are mortals, I will let it slide. I mean, this IS an emergency, after all.

Nicolette: Ahem, "mortal" you say?

Zephilus: ....yes. <.<

Nic: <floats to Nicolette> No. Wait till the right time. It's almost there.

Nicolette: <sigh> .....

Sonicsaber: What're you three talking about?

Nic: Nothing important!

Sonicsaber: You know, I'm starting to get suspicious of your aura. AND your sister's. In fact, you're two auras.

Nack: <pops halfway out of Nic's magic purse> Nuh.

Nicolette: <does the aooga eye thing> YOU BROUGHT NACK!!?? OH MY GOD, NICOLE, ARE YOU FREAKING OUT OF YOUR MIND!!??

Nic: Chill out! He's been relaxing with my spare clones! He hasn't seen any action lately.

Nicolette: ...and when has he seen action?

Nack: ...a few weeks ago...a small mission... <looks away in fear> You're going to punish Nack, aren't you?

Nic: No no no, you were just found out by one of my friends, that's all.

Sonicsaber: ...you guys aren't exactly alive, are you?

Nic: Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact still alive. Now quit playing Magnum P.I. and let's go to wherever this is taking place so we can set things right! You coming, Zeph?

Zephilus: N-no! I may be supernatural, but I'm not strong enough to fight!

Nicolette: Strong, or strong-willed?

Zephilus: ....

Nicolette: <gives a "you know what I'm talking about" look>

Zephilus: <sigh> I guess you're right...

Nic: If you DO have to fight, I'll make sure we don't work ya too hard. I'll have you know I'm the Head Commander of the Heroic Legion, so I know what I'm doing. Trust me.

Zephilus: Okay. And by the way...I never really been hugged by a total stranger.

Nic: That's my mommy side.

Zorak: <sarcastic> OH HOW CUTE! <normal> Can we get going already!? <cocks big auto-laser gun> I'm ready to put some holes in these muthas!

Banjo: Do we have to go, too?

Kazooie: I sure hope not. I don't think we can be of any help. Besides, every time we fight the villains, it feels like a big dumb stroke of luck to me.

Jake: Aw, don't feel bad! Maybe Banjo can unite the vikings and use their good looks and fighting skills to break into candy stores and save the world from Barney the Dinosaur and his army of mutant candlestick shops! OH THAT EVIL PIERONE IMPORTS PLACE!!!

Sonicsaber: <holds side of sword to his head in anguish> Lord, give me strength...

Kazooie: ...I'm not sure what you just said, but it made me feel better! <gives Jake a short snuggle>

Jake:

Kazooie: But listen, I'm still not sure if we can do this. Besides, SOMEBODY'S gotta hold

down the fort! What if those jackass villains attack again?

Jake: THEN I SHALL BE YOUR HERO 8D

Sonicsaber: Oh my god...Jake makes sense!?

Veemon and Guilmon: IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Kaijun: NOES <faints>

Shadow Lugia: Bro, that's a fucking breakthrough! I thought you were all nonsense talk!

Zephilus: Uh, hello? I'm still here?

Jabberwock: <hides behind Dr. Lawnmowers> PROTECT ME!!! D8

Dr. Lawnmowers: <looks at his body> I HAVE FEATHARZ!!! X3

Moltar and Kazooie: Stop exaggerating! <look at each other>

Kazooie: Jynx.

Moltar: GODDAMMIT

Kazooie: Well you go be my hero for me, handsome. <gives him a kiss>

Jake: <turns red as all hell> ==

Sonicsaber: Ugh, gimme a break. First the talk back at the tower about Dranzer's ass and now THIS. Somebody lynch me...

Nicolette: Are you done? I have my hands on my chainguns in case you aren't.

Nack: Nack don't wanna go! Nack scared!

Nic: Oh come on, little bro! Just who was it three weeks ago who took up a small mission for me and Zordon, managed to defeat a big ol mech twice over with his dual keyblades, and hasn't flinched for a second?

Nack: ....

Nic: <smiles>

Nack: ...Nic right. Nack shouldn't be scared, should he?

Zephilus: *Even the Holy Blacksmith...I'm truly among famous figures at this moment.*

Valderis: Who's coming?

Dr. Velocity: <drops scroll, which disinegrates to dust> <takes Dr. Lawnmowers' head and beats it against his belly>

Dr. Lawnmowers: <coughs up a cyberdigital notepad w/ scrollbar>

Jabberwock: <backs away> Groooooss...

Dr. Velocity: <holds up notepad>

"Dr. Velocity w/ Valderis, Lugia, Shadow Lugia, Kaijun, Articuno, Nack, Nic, Nicolette, Veemon, Guilmon, Zorak, Moltar, Sonicsaber, Jake, Dr. Lawnmowers, Zephilus"

Articuno: I have to go too...?

Lugia: Don't worry, Articuno. I'll protect you.

Articuno: But I don't think I know magic or anything particularly mystic...

Nic: Oh, you don't THINK, eh? You sure...? <smile>

Articuno: ...yeah.

Nicolette: Not my problem. You take this one, Nic.

Nic: Come along with us and I'll show you what you really know. I promise we'll protect you.

Zorak: Are you SURE she has to come? So far all's I seen is martial arts and ice attacks. No thanks.

Articuno: Well if you're so egotistical, you can just stay here with Banjo and Kazooie.

Zorak: Fine! I need SOMETHING to light up anyway!

Kazooie: Tempting, but no thanks. I think I remember why I want him around me.

Banjo: <busy picking his nose with one eye looking to the right>

Dr. Velocity: <deletes Zorak and Moltar off the list> 8B

Moltar: Hey, how come I'm off the list!? I want a piece of this action!

Dr. Lawnmowers: You can't come because you haven't shown respect for candy!

Dr. Velocity: And garden gnomes!

Dr. Lawnmowers: But mostly CANDY!!! >8(

Moltar: Dammit.

Zorak: Can you at least tape it for us?

Nicolette: No promises.

Valderis: So are we going or what!? There's probably 100 casualties by now!

Zephilus: Oh, sorry Valderis! <creates portal> Step into the portal. Don't worry about a thing, it's perfectly stable. I travel through this trusty thing all the time!

Lugia: I've been through that crazy ass Desert of Hidden Imagination, so I'm not willing to trust you for a second.

Zephilus: ; Nic?

Nic: <turns into a sexier version of Articuno> Oh Luuuugiaaaaa... ;3

Lugia: 8D!!!

Nic: <walks away sexily into the portal>

Lugia: <follows> OwO...

Zephilus: Cruel...yet effective.

Articuno: <giggle> I'm happy he admires me that much. I'll be able to have more fun with him after marriage. <perverted smile>

Nicolette: Yeah yeah, whatever. Let's get going. <goes in with Articuno>

Veemon and Guilmon: <run into the portal together very retardedly> YAAAAAAAAAAY

Dr. Velocity: <hops onto Dr. Lawnmowers' pudgy belly> HI HO SILVER, AWAY!!!

Dr. Lawnmowers: WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!! <flies into the portal>

Zephilus: Quite the lively bunch...>.>;

Jabberwock, Kaijun, Shadow Lugia, Sonicsaber and Jake: <go in>

Oh, Nack jumped out of Nic's purse when she turned into that thing.

Nack: <looking at Zephilus innocently> ...

Zephilus: Come on, you can be with me for now. <puts stone backpack back on> Climb up.

Nack: <climbs up and gets a sturdy hold on the pack> Nack scared...

Zephilus: It's okay...I'm scared too... <walks in>

Warp Rift

Heroes sans Moltar, Zorak, Banjo and Kazooie: <floating around>

Lugia: So what happens now?

Zephilus: Now we wait. It's a pretty short wait, though.

<place shakes as if they got into a big crash>

Zephilus: I love that part! ...whenever I'm not stressed out. <sees exit form> Well, go on. It won't disappear, I promise.

Kaijun: But how are we supposed to move?

Zephilus: You just swim. <swims over to the exit and heads on out>

Heroes: <swim out the rift>

Spiritual Realm(honestly not sure which one)

Lioatao: Forest Path

Lioatao's...well...okay I can assure you it's not misty. None of these spiritual places are misty despite some popular belief from watching anime and stuff. That's just the weather. Lioatao's definitely not like any other natural place our heroes have been in, but it does have beautiful flora. How can I put this...I guess just imagine something Spyro-ish(no, not taken from Spyro, Spyro-ISH), but insead of keeping the bright colors, tone it down a smidge and put all these crazy plants and trees in it. Oh, and the civilization ain't so bad either. Okay now back to the fic.

Heroes plus Zephilus: <hop out the warp rift>

Lugia: Woah...this place is-

Nicolette: Prettier than you'd expect, huh? <smug>

Lugia: <sigh> Yeah...sorry. I just don't feel safe on another plane of existence.

Zephilus: I hope they'll let you guys help them.

Valderis: I know Sgt. Lui. He and I are great friends. He'll understand.

Nic and Nicolette: <forced respectively into a Seraphim angel and a kickass lookin demon>

Everybody Else: <gasp> <shocked>

Nic: ...well, I guess now we can't hide anymore, sis.

Nicolette: Ya think? You talk.

Nack: Nicolette look scary... <hops offa Zephilus>

Nic: Um...it's actually a very interesting story. You see, long ago my family was randomly killed by Sephiroth with one running away to live. I was backed up against the wall in fear, but as faith would have it, someone from Heaven came to defend me. Lati, a very powerful angel, came down from the skies and saved me. She then took me to Heaven where I would become a Seraphim angel.

Nicolette: With Tial pissed off, no less.

Nic: As for how Nicolette's a demon...well, all you need to know is that she and her brother Fang died from a freak mining accident and escaped from Hell as demons.

Nicolette: *Thanks for not going into detail.*

Nic: *You're welcome.* I know our forms lied to you in the past, but you can trust Nicolette. Since she's been staying with my family, she's learned quite a few morals.

Nicolette: <looks away in shame> I feel like we've been lying to you for quite a long time. We're sorry.

Others: <get over the shock a little>

Lugia: ...it's okay. I have a Reaper as a wife, so it isn't all that strange to me. In fact, the thought of having an angel as the Head Commander...

Nic: Sets your mind at ease, huh?

Lugia: It explains a lot! Everything!

Nicolette: Save your epiphany for when you realize you've pretty much lost your powers.

Lugia: No I haven't!

Zephilus: By the way, physically the spiritual realms aren't too different from the mortal realms. I mean, the only stark contrast seems to be that we have crazier flora than you guys-

Nicolette: Yeahthat'sgreat, now get going already! Lead us to this battlefield!

Zephilus: Ah! S-sorry! <starts leading them to the battlefield while Nack hops back onto his stonepack>

Shadow Lugia: I never thought I'd say this, but you really need to chill.

Nicolette: I just wanna fight already!

Shadow Lugia: You actually care about those dorks, don't you?

Nicolette: ....yeah.

Shadow Lugia: <smug> Thought so. Pussy.

Nicolette: I wouldn't be so damn smug if I were you, SL. Don't you care about your brother?

Shadow Lugia: What the hell kind of inconsistent comeback is that!?

Nicolette: The one that holds your soul to the obvious fact that you DO care about your brother. You just like to piss him off.

Shadow Lugia: O.O...and Authur kills time the same way....hmmmmm... <grinchy smile>

Nicolette: Think fast! <turns him into a phone and carries him with her>

Shadow Lugia: ... <rings>

Nicolette: <picks it up> Hello?

Shadow Lugia: GET ME THE FIGGITY FUCK OUT OF THIS FORM OR I WILL KICK YOUR DEMONIC ASS

Nicolette: Alright, jesus! It was just a joke. <turns him back and drops him> Catch up, fatty!

Shadow Lugia: <gets up and runs back into the group>

Zephilus: How long is this going to last...

Nic: If it gets worse, I'll shut them up somehow.

Kaijun: I wish something would happen like sex or a pirate attack, because this is getting BOOOORIIIING...but Zeph's right. The plants are cool. I just wish I still had Hadouken to kick around.

Dr. Velocity: HYPHENS STEAL YOUR WALLET LEATHER

Dr. Lawnmowers: GET OFF MAH BELLY <pulls Dr. Velocity off his belly and sits him on his shoulders>

Dr. Velocity: YOU HAS A LONG NECK

Dr. Lawnmowers: IT GOES ALL THE WAY

Nicolette: o_o...

Veemon: Oh no you didn't!

Jake: OH LAWD

Sonicsaber: <starts to take his sword to Jake>

Nic: AY! <stops him> Beat him up with your mind.

Sonicsaber: With my mind...? <shrugs> Okay. <K tosses him into a tree really hard>

Jake: LOL

Nic: .....

Sonicsaber: What? I did what you told me. <smug>

Nic: You must be very proud of yourself.

Guilmon: I wonder how those other four are doing?

Meanwhile...

Banjo: <playing Smash Bros. Brawl with Moltar and Zorak> Yay! I got a bat!

Moltar: Not for long, lumpy. <smash attacks the bat offa him>

Banjo: Hey! <uses strong attacks> Take that!

Moltar: Oh yeah? <does some powerful special attacks>

Banjo: <gets smashed offstage> Aw!

Zorak: By the way you forgot about me, Moltar. <breaks open Final Smash> You dumb shit.

<readies Hyper Beam>

Moltar: ._. ...

Tourettes Guy: OH SHIT

Moltar: <gets rocket KOed off the stage>

Zorak: That's for stealing my pokeball, jackass!

Moltar: Oh, it's SO on.

Kazooie: <on a pool chair relaxing and sippin some margarita> <sigh> Satisfying.

<camera woosh to our active heroes>

Zephilus: *I never heard such a lively group. I kinda wish I could join in on the conversation, but I'm not too cynical of things. Sometimes I hate being shy...*

Nic: By the way, Zeph, how come we can see the stars by looking at your skin?

Zephilus: I don't know. I guess it's just how I was born.

Nic: Actually, I think it might pertain to your rank status. Some of this stuff works that way. Anyway, how close are we to the mission location?

Zephilus: Not too far. If I placed the warp point any farther away, they might've all been dead by now.

Lioatao: Battlefield

Heroes plus Zephilus: <approach the main camp>

Gate Captains: <get in front and guard>

Dr. Velocity: <gets in front of the heroes and holds up Valderis> Looky what I got!

Gate Captains: <gasp> <bow down>

Valderis: Let them enter.

Gate Captains: <get up and crack open the gates wide enough so the heroes can slip in unnoticed>

Heroes: <mosay right on in dat camp, yo>

Sgt. Lui(some awesome looking yet kinda fat alligator): Dr. Velocity...!? What an honor it is to meet with legendary heroism!

Dr. Velocity: I has a necklace!

Sgt. Lui: You've found Valderis!? Excellent! I've expected nothing less from you.

Zephilus: Um, if I may jump in here Sgt., I have been sent to inform them. They allowed me to try fighting alongside your forces.

Sgt. Lui: You don't look like much, but go ahead and grab a weapon and some armor. I carry spares for this kinda thing.

Zephilus: <goes to get some armor and a weapon>

Sgt. Lui: As for you mighty heroes, I have been watching you all since you have been with Valderis...at least in sleep. You guys should hardly need anything from here. I know you are here to help, so there is no explanation needed.

Dr. Lawnmowers: PUT US IN, COACH! 8B

Sgt. Lui: Ha ha! Such boastful attitude! Just the way I like it!

Nic: So what're the plans?

Sgt. Lui: This is going to be a difficult battle since our morale is low. We're going to need improvisation. But as for Zephilus, I believe he's going to need a bit of direction.

Nack: <now standing on the ground beside Lugia> Nack thinks that Zeph should drink some Holy Water before fighting. He doesn't have a clear mind. Holy Water always helps Nack before he fights.

Sgt. Lui: Wise words...I'll be sure to consider that once he- ah, here he comes.

Zephilus: What? <has a sword and some armor as well as a shield plus bow and quiver of arrows>

Sgt. Lui: All ready for battle, are you? Well little Nack has gotten me thinking...you should drink some Holy Water.

Zephilus: ...really? Does that actually work?

Nack: Yeah. All the time.

Zephilus: Then why don't you use it on the villains?

Nic: It's more fun messing around with em. That's just how Good Vs. Evil works. True peace is impossible. SOMETHING's going to happen, even if every last evil person is converted. The balance will be thrown off slightly. What good is life if it's so easy?

Zephilus: I see...well let me take a drink. I'm starting to shake again.

Nic: <gives him Holy Water> I bestow thee valor by the Power of Christ. May He blesseth thou in battle. Amen.

Zephilus: <drinks Holy Water> <Holy Water clears his mind instantly> <deep breath> Okay. I'm ready. <puts hand on his sword>

Nic: Time to make this more fun. <gets out keyblades looking at the camera with that determined/mischevious smiley look>

And that's your cliffhanger! Will Zorak beat Moltar in SSBB, or will the latter's King Dedede beat his Lucario up? And will Banjo ever have a clear shot at smashing one of them off the screen with Captain Olimar? Help me as well as help yourself find out by putting your suggestions in the comments or anywhere you please! Winners don't do drugs! ...when you're looking.