Robert Wagner saves you as only a man can.

Robert Wagner, a man of women. A man of magic.

A man akin to Harry Dresden.

But I swear, as God as my witness, that I didn't know of Harry Dresden when I came up with Robert.

Besides, Harry's a slob. And he likes a half-vampire woman, and experiments in S and M. Robert's nothing like that.

There will be a comic for this, and I will stick to this comic. This baby has been stuck in my head forever.