The Stupid Adventures of: Scarecrow, Batman, and Joker 2!

by KatrinaVanTassel

in Completed Works

The Stupid Adventures of: Scarecrow, Batman, and Joker 2!

In a gotham high school gym, Scarecrow, Joker and Batman play basketball to get in shape..
Batman: God lord! We keep run back and forth!
Joker: *Walks his awesome pimp walk* except me!
Scarecrow: Ugh, I HATE BASKETBALL!
Bruce: OH MY GOD GUYS! BALLS!
Joker: *Pulls his pimp cane out of no where* SAY MY NAME!!! *Points it at Jon and Bruce*
Jon and Bruce: *Sigh* Joker.
Joker: Hehe, thats right!
*Ball flys past Jons face*
Jon: AH! JESUS GO GET IT BRUCE! *Starts to run*
*Bruce runs, finally gets the ball and gets ready to shoot*
Big mean steroid taking girl: *In deep voice* HEY WANYE-BOY. GIVE ME THE FRICKEN BALL.
Bruce: *Has a look of absolute terror while Bertha takes the ball*
*Joker is hitting people with his pimp cane, while Jon is laughing hysterically at Bruce*
*Bruce walks over to their "corner"*
Bruce: That was the most scariest thing I have ever seen....*shudders*
Jon: Oh, what Bertha? Dude, that was the FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen!!
Bruce: It was like I finally got to see Big Foot....
Joker: *Wacks Jon on the leg with his pimp cane* WHATS MY NAME!?!?!
Jon: *falls and grabs his leg* OW! JESUS!!! YOUR FRICKEN NAME IS JOKER!!!
Joker: *Smiled* Thats right!
Bruce: God, Jon do you even eat? YOUR SO SKINNY!
Jon: *Serious look* Hey since when did you have boobs?
Bruce: WHAT!?
*The basketball gets handed to Jon and instead of the basket, he throws it at Bruces head*
Bruce: WHAT TH-
Joker: *Starts doing to moon walk* I am so much cooler than you guys...
*Jon and Bruce roll their eyes and follow Joker to the locker rooms*

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Sep 19th 2008
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Here is part two! It is partly based on our really retarded P.E class!
And if you dont like it, I dont care

Scarecrow/Jon: Me
Batman/Bruce: Kay
Joker/Pimp: Quetzal

Batman characters(C)whoever first wrote batman

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WoLfHyBRID Says:

Ah, yes, we pwn so hard it scares me...