The Unwritten Laws Of Sheezy Trolls

1. If you post a recolor of any kind, you will get trolled.
2. If you misspell any word, you will get trolled.
3. If you post any kind of Sonic sprite, you will get trolled.
4. If there is any kind of mistake in anatomy, you will get trolled.
5. If your artwork makes it to front-page too quickly, you will get trolled.
6. If you make any sort of reference to an old internet meme, (Over 9000, Mudkip, All Your Base) you will get trolled.
7. If you try to fight back against a troll, the troll will call other trolls to troll you.
8. If you make any sort of emo joke, you will get trolled to no end.
9. If you post any Anti-Troll art, you will get trolled.
10. If you ignore the trolls, you will get trolled.

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Sep 16th 2008

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I'm just ASKING to be trolled.

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Nanook Says:

Well, obviously.
Sprites and recolours are the artistic of what I shit when I wake up in the morning, Sonic sucks manberries, spelling is not that hard when you have access to spellcheck on Word and countless internet spell-checkers, anatomy should look good, instant frontpage means you're a popular hack, old memes and emo jokes are the cancer of the internet.

Now, as for "calling in other trolls," that's nonsense.
No self-respecting internet asshole needs to call in their friends to deal with a sprite artist.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel which are all ready dead, in the form of frozen fish sticks.

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