The stupid adventures of: Scarecrow, Joker and Batman!

by KatrinaVanTassel

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The stupid adventures of: Scarecrow, Joker and Batman!

At a local ice skating rink in Gotham City:

Joker: *foams at the mouth* Reddddd..............BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scarecrow: Dude calm down.
Batman: *runs over to a bouncy ball machine, buys two of them, and comes back* BALLS!
Scarecrow: Yeah, I'm actually sure Im truly insane.
Joker: JON!!!!!! *Pulls on Scarecrows shirt sleeve* RED BULL!!!!!!!
Scarecrow: OK!
*Scarecrow buys a red bull and sits back down with Batman and Joker*
Scarecrow: Take it.
Joker: BAIFWUIALFHAOLKLKLFDAOIUYUI!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Scarecrow and Batman are silent*
Joker: What? Why so serious? *Innocent face*
Batman: *Finds the magical tape that appears right next to him* IM GUNNA TAPE MY BALLS TOGETHER!!!!!!!
Scarecrow: Dude shut up! There is this weird old lady checking us out! SHE MIGHT GET THE WRONG IDEA.
Joker: What if the Batman wants to tape his balls together?
Scarecrow: SHUT UP.
Joker: Here batman, Let me help you.
Batman: *Grabs his two balls and the tape* NO.
Joker: Please?
Batman: NO!
Scarecrow: I swear...
Joker and Batman: SHUT IT CRANE!
Scarecrow: WHAT!? I JUST SAID SOMETHING!
Joker: WELL TOO BAD!!!!!!!!!
Batman: Hehe Balls....*Bounces them*

(Number two will be coming soon!)
> 'The next Mr. T...' by KatrinaVanTassel

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Sep 15th 2008
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Okay, so Kevin Jenna and I were at Ice skating.
We were being really retarded
Anywayz, I said: "Wouldnt it be funny if Scarecrow, Joker and Batman were us?!"
And this is what came out of that.
Me: Scarecrow
Jenna: Joker
Kevin: Batman

Oh and if you dont like it, I really dont care.
I did this for my own amusement.

Batman, Scarecrow, and Joker(C)To whoever owns Batman

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Yoruhoshi Says:

*falling off my chair laughing uproariously* NICE! Jonny-boy is the only sane one there....

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