Happy Indeniably, Inexcusably late Birthday!

As the title says, I would like to wish a very happy and also indeniably, inexcusably late birthday to !!!!!!

Sorry for all the lateness, but I just started doodling last night and started thinking about you for some reason... Oh YEAH! I remember. But I'm not gonna clog this up with that, because this is supposed to be for birthday-related rants only!

Anyways, It just sorta... happened. I started feeling guilty and thought I should draw you a catgirl, but then I started drawing myself for some reason, and... um... well, this happened.

Now, for the long list of appologies. I'm sorry that:
Of course, it's so late.
The shirt is the color of puke. Well, very orange puke. It was supposed to be black, and I was trying to follow this tutorial that usually gave me pretty good results, but... I really don't know what happened. Anyways, I'm sorry.
Um... there was more stuff I wanted to appologize for, but I can't remember. oh well.

And, in a strange twist, I am going to threaten you.

You better like it. You have no idea how much crap I had to go through to get it posted. I seriously need to get that new laptop. SOON.

ANYWAYS, If anyone else's birthday is coming up soon (or if I missed it), just tell me, and I'll get started and hopefully have less to apologize/threaten you for. ^^