Not-quite-a-summary

Not-quite-a-summary

Kitania Ellis is not having a good time.
A) She's been shipped off to a boarding school in the middle of nowhere.
B) Just because she has magic.
C) Which she didn't want in the first place.
D) Things keep spontaneously combusting in her presence.
E) She is being harassed by a squirrel.
F) Ominous Notes™ are being left on her bed.
G) And someone is trying to kill her with stairs, demons, and a highly suspicious fruit basket.

Chloe Ellis is also not having a good time.
A) Her sister Kit has magical powers.
B) Which she's wanted her whole life.
C) An All-Powerful Popularity Goddess seems intent on becoming her new best friend.
D) But she must have ulterior motives.
E) Meanwhile, crazy Satanists are out for her blood.
F) She's being stalked by an absentminded wizard with a knack for falling out of trees.
G) And she's hiding an extremely noisy fire demon in a box.

If these two want to survive the school year, they'll have to stop making enemies at such a rapid rate…

But that probably isn't going to happen.

So they'll just have to write to each other.

And see what happens.