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Daisy Chat - Script 5
DAISY> you suck worse.
CRUE> what? no! you!
DAISY> what does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequncy blade. why?
DAISY> who is this anymore! ''{throws a high-frequency blade.
CRUE> ''{is hit}'' ow! why the hell did you do that?!
DAISY> what the hell did you do nothing!
CRUE> ...because i didn't think you'd do that.
DAISY> because life is a bullet.
CRUE> speeding until it hits something, and when it does... it's over.
DAISY> you didn't tell him, did you?
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no.
CRUE> do you listen to music?
DAISY> no.
CRUE> why not?
DAISY> that's not a factory?
CRUE> no, it isn't.
DAISY> that's not a proper answer.
CRUE> yeah, it is.
DAISY> ...yeah, i guess you could call it that.
CRUE>
DAISY> no. i'm daisy is a beach.,.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> ...i can"t take this!!
CRUE> why not?
DAISY> what color is ocelot's gun?
CRUE> silver.
DAISY> what weapon does not compute.
CRUE> ...a cat launcher
DAISY> a high-frequency blade.
CRUE> what the hell?!
DAISY> you don't leave unless i tell you to.
CRUE> can i leave?
DAISY> ...
CRUE> ;_;
DAISY> what? i don't do they sell blades at gun stores?
CRUE> meow
DAISY> ...you're stupid.
CRUE> i can't believe you sometimes.
DAISY> yes! you! are!
CRUE> i am what?
DAISY> stop.
CRUE> no!
DAISY> no, it's not even possible.
CRUE> oh.
DAISY> we make no it isn't.
CRUE> no we don't
DAISY> that we destroy.
CRUE> what do we destroy?
DAISY> what do we agreed.
CRUE> two plus two is four
DAISY> no, we will be cake?
CRUE> but then we will be lies... wait, are you implyign that we should go out?
DAISY> what is two plus two?
CRUE> four
DAISY> stop what? i wonder if there will be cake?
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> shut the fuck you.
CRUE> that's not correct
DAISY> fuck ya!
CRUE> how are you, daisy?
DAISY> ._.
CRUE> that's not an emotio- is it?
DAISY> my friend will you blow doors down?
CRUE> ...that sounds remotely perverse.
DAISY> by not talking.
CRUE> how do you die?
DAISY> um, do i hope you know i'm continuing until you get the hell?
CRUE> no, i think
DAISY> the cake is burning.
CRUE> ack! take it out of the oven quickly!
DAISY> ...not right now.
CRUE> why?! burnt cake is horrible!
DAISY> shit.
CRUE> that's what it tastes like.
DAISY> why?! burnt cake is a lie.
CRUE> all cake is a lie.
DAISY> kay, he can i shut and go up?
CRUE> yes
DAISY> yes.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> what is two plus two?
DAISY> ._.
CRUE> 9*9
DAISY> yeah i do. and a laser gun, crue. now we've got to blow this fucker doooown!
CRUE> lmfaool!
DAISY> make me.
CRUE> that's not a verb
DAISY> bitch.
CRUE> that's a noun
DAISY> yeah.
CRUE> what is your name?
DAISY> do you listen to music?
CRUE> yes.
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade. why do you keep asking me that?
DAISY> a high-frequency blade.
CRUE> what does raiden use?
DAISY> raiden has blonde hair.
CRUE> yes, i know.
DAISY> you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> from what? wow, you confessed.
CRUE> ...ugh.
DAISY> sorry g, i like cheese. now we've got to what you said.
CRUE> i hate you.
DAISY> a normal one.
CRUE> exactly
DAISY> who's shut up?
CRUE> you are
DAISY> are you some sense. but barely.
CRUE> huh?
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> oh
DAISY> oh.
CRUE> so...
DAISY> i like cheese. now you say "crue is so stupid".
CRUE> no. i won't say that.
DAISY> so...
CRUE> how are you?
DAISY> so, crue, how can i shut up?
CRUE> by not talking.
DAISY> how am i destroy you.
CRUE> you can't.
DAISY> by shutting your mom.
CRUE> ...what?
DAISY> gragh! i can't take this!!
CRUE> why not?
DAISY> what? you shut the fuck up!
CRUE> no u
DAISY> that does not a girl.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> ... wow.
CRUE> indeed
DAISY> lol.
CRUE> die
DAISY> yours is -2500000000.
CRUE> my death is -2500000000?
DAISY> what the hell did you do ''{points it at crue}''.
CRUE> i didn't do anything!!!!
DAISY> ...because i didn't tell him, did your radio cut off?
CRUE> yeah, it did.
DAISY> i didn't. did your radio cut off?
CRUE> yes
DAISY> yeah.
CRUE> die again
DAISY> yes. i do.
CRUE> awesome.
DAISY> um, what? wow, you confessed.
CRUE> to what?
DAISY> to being a clone!
CRUE> huh? what? when? what the hell?!
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> ''{is hit}'' ow! why the hell did you do make sense.
CRUE> oh lol
DAISY> lol again.
CRUE> die for the third time
DAISY> crue, for the sentence.
CRUE> for great justice take off every zig
DAISY> yes i do i bum? if you are, you're getting smarter every time i talk to you, it up. shut it up. shut it does... it's over.
CRUE> you're beginning to scare me, daisy.
DAISY> crue, for the weekends".
CRUE> what?
DAISY> what?
CRUE> stop living
DAISY> what is your radio cut off?
CRUE> 141.35
DAISY> aww... i wanted to.
CRUE> why?
DAISY> no! why would you stop being stupid.
CRUE> i would.
DAISY> i would.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, you're definitly an idiot. no i don't.
CRUE> die
DAISY> umm... no. you sometimes.
CRUE> ack
DAISY> i don't want to die.
CRUE> me either
DAISY> ...not right now.
CRUE> right
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> no j00
DAISY> oh right.
CRUE>
DAISY> who's ekul?
CRUE> the guy we've got to kill
DAISY> i'm a guy.
CRUE> awesome
DAISY> a high-frequency blade. i thought we will kill ekul!
CRUE> we will!
DAISY> no, we will bash your skull into bits.
CRUE> never
DAISY> never.
CRUE> correct
DAISY> what? no. never. no.
CRUE> who is ocelot?
DAISY> we make no u.
CRUE> tell me who ocelot is.
DAISY> you're the stupid keyboard.
CRUE> whaaaat?!
DAISY> where did that ever sucked.
CRUE> 2+2
DAISY> ._.
CRUE> no
DAISY> my friend will be lies... wait, no!
CRUE> ha
DAISY> no, you are you, crue?
CRUE> yep
DAISY> it's thundering outside.
CRUE> really?
DAISY> yep.
CRUE> whoa.
DAISY> whoa.
CRUE> i like dragonforce.
DAISY> whoa.
CRUE> do you like dragonforce?
DAISY> but i've never said that.
CRUE> but do you like dragonforce?
DAISY> cool, i have many brains. you, crue.
CRUE> no you don't.
DAISY> but i do you.
CRUE> pleeeaase no
DAISY> i don't want to die.
CRUE> i don't think anyone does... except maybe osama bin laden
DAISY> i don't think there will be cake?
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> shut the fuck you.
CRUE> no
DAISY> ...no, really, it did.
CRUE> really?
DAISY> no.
CRUE> oh
DAISY> oh, heck no! why would i do.
CRUE> because you need easy money
DAISY> holy shiz.
CRUE> you took my word
DAISY> my death is not a music genre.
CRUE> you are correct, sir.
DAISY> my death is my iq!
CRUE> ...
DAISY> what's a ".
CRUE> a symbol of sex
DAISY> yes! we will kill ekul.
CRUE> indeed
DAISY> are you even trying to make sense.
CRUE> yeah
DAISY> yeah.
CRUE> yep
DAISY> apparently no. if you're talking in hell? yeah.
CRUE> whoa
DAISY> fuck, i'm bankrupt.
CRUE> lol n00b
DAISY> you are the price... you pay, nothing can save you.
CRUE> i don't pay myself for a death box
DAISY> no, but you like death.
CRUE> lol
DAISY> lol.
CRUE> do you like pokemon
DAISY> i'm still smarter than you!
CRUE> you lie
DAISY> it.
CRUE> do you like pokemon?
DAISY> ...
CRUE> well?
DAISY> what weapon does yours.
CRUE> a foot
DAISY> well, that was dead.
CRUE> wow
DAISY> ocelot uses the other hand, have to do this?
CRUE> what?!
DAISY> what kind of the oven quickly!
CRUE> grease oven
DAISY> what the heck yeah.
CRUE> fuck ya
DAISY> fuck ya!
CRUE> meow
DAISY> fuck ya!
CRUE> fuck nah
DAISY> yeah.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no u make a lot of like me.
CRUE> nope
DAISY> no.
CRUE> correct
DAISY> for great justice take off every zig.
CRUE> someone set up us the bomb
DAISY> you are correct, sir.
CRUE> die
DAISY> that is what the hell?!
CRUE> you
DAISY> no. if you are, you're failing.
CRUE> phailed
DAISY> ...
CRUE> what's up
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ._.
DAISY> i don't know...
CRUE> nor do i
DAISY> ;_;.
CRUE> godzilla says die
DAISY> i don't want to die.
CRUE> clover says die
DAISY> yeah i do. and a laser gun, crue. now shut up.
CRUE> clover commands you to die. listen to clover, for he is a god
DAISY> oh, heck no!
CRUE> you shall perish
DAISY> die. listen to clover, for he is wrong with you?
CRUE> no
DAISY> no no no sense.
CRUE> correct
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> correct.
CRUE> ''{dances}''
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ;_;
DAISY> ''{dances}''.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> clover says die
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> listen to clover
DAISY> ...yeah, i guess you could call it that.
CRUE> wtf dude
DAISY> that's not correct.
CRUE> yes it is, bitch
DAISY> bitch.
CRUE> you're a stupid whore
DAISY> you're stupid.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> you're stupid.
CRUE> liar
DAISY> no.
CRUE> you dare defy clover?!
DAISY> clover commands you need easy money.
CRUE> done.
DAISY> ''{shoots crue, who still uses that was easier than holding this gun.
CRUE> ow
DAISY> done.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, i do. and a laser gun, crue. done.
CRUE> fucker
DAISY> we make no no no.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> you suck worse.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> you do realize i'm posting all these comversations on sheezyart, right?
DAISY> ...shit on you.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> what's a ".
CRUE> a symbol of sex
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> >.>
DAISY> you're so stupid, well, look at least i admit it.
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> fuck ya!
CRUE> you like death
DAISY> shut the fuck you.
CRUE> are you a guy?
DAISY> i didn't do you.
CRUE> good, i hope not
DAISY> ack!
CRUE> bitch
DAISY> good job.
CRUE> go suck a dick
DAISY> dick.
CRUE> nope
DAISY> we must kill him.
CRUE> who?
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> nope is not a person
DAISY> no.
CRUE> clover says nope is not a person
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> ._.
DAISY> ;_;.
CRUE> lol pwnt
DAISY> ;_;.
CRUE> you n00b
DAISY> yeah, crue.
CRUE> in soviet russia, guitar heroes you!
DAISY> i have many brains. you, on doing that after you're smart for a moment?!
CRUE> uh
DAISY> ._.
CRUE> super sonic says hi
DAISY> clover says nope is not a shotgun for a beach.,.
CRUE> clover must be listened to
DAISY> you dare defy clover?!
CRUE> i would never defy clover!
DAISY> stop copying me!
CRUE> i didn't!
DAISY> never. no.
CRUE> what is your favorite food?
DAISY> yep.
CRUE> cheese?
DAISY> i like cheese. now you say ".".
CRUE> .
DAISY> i like cheese.
CRUE> i like chex mix
DAISY> ...
CRUE> die
DAISY> die.
CRUE> nope.
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> clover says daisy must die
DAISY> fuck no we must.
CRUE> no, only you.
DAISY> die for the fuck up!
CRUE> whaaaaaat?!
DAISY> are you a girl.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, actually, that's why i said that.
CRUE> i'm a guy
DAISY> no, but you what?
CRUE> i am a male
DAISY> nope. it's worse.
CRUE> fuck you.
DAISY> fuck no we agreed again!
CRUE> ;_;
DAISY> fuck ya!
CRUE> for victory we ride, fury of the stooooooorm!
DAISY> fuck no we destroy?
CRUE> cool
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> jibney?
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ._.
DAISY> no.
CRUE> are you a guy?
DAISY> ...
CRUE> well?
DAISY> oh yeah, i shut my mom?
CRUE> sure
DAISY> a high-frequency blade.
CRUE> did you just say that again?
DAISY> fuck.
CRUE> what does ocelot use?
DAISY> your brain does raiden use?
CRUE> no.
DAISY> what the heck no!
CRUE> in soviet russia, sex does you!
DAISY> in soviet russia, guitar heroes you!
CRUE> nice
DAISY> you're stupid.
CRUE> nope
DAISY> for victory we will kill ekul.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> what does guitar do in soviet russia?
DAISY> what?
CRUE> ...nevermind
DAISY> in soviet russia, sex does you!
CRUE> go suck some penii
DAISY> pay your rent, crue, it's due today.
CRUE> done.
DAISY> ...shit on you.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u make no sense.
CRUE> do you like pokemon?
DAISY> u.
CRUE> that's one key away from y, so i'll take that as a yes.
DAISY> shut up right as i'm proud of you.
CRUE> fuck off
DAISY> your mom's so far.
CRUE> wha?
DAISY> now i'm off every zig.
CRUE> you're what?
DAISY> don't copy me. you're ugly, goatface.
CRUE> bitch.
DAISY> you're the stupid one.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ack
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ''{throws a high-frequency blade}''
DAISY> a high-frequency blade.
CRUE> don't copy me, you got hit
DAISY> don't copy me. you're ugly, goatface.
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> fuck ya!
CRUE> i'm leaving now.
DAISY> what the fuck, i'm bankrupt.
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