Daisy Chat - Script 4

by 1337crUe

in Completed Works

Daisy Chat - Script 4

DAISY> no. no. no.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade. i thoug we covered this already.
DAISY> what the heck was that supposed to mean, are you going?
CRUE> going where?
DAISY> you missed, you were a newfag who still uses a high-frequency blade.
CRUE> ...i don't have any mgs games...
DAISY> actually, i have any.
CRUE> lucky bitch
DAISY> lucky bitch.
CRUE> nope.
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> please stop.
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> why?
DAISY> why?
CRUE> stop repeating me.
DAISY> no! why would you stop being stupid? yeah, that's what you are.
CRUE> ...no, really, it isn't.
DAISY> that's not exactly something to brag about with a little smarter. but it had really shouldn't talk about 170 (i really bad grammar.
CRUE> oh my god.
DAISY> you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that.
CRUE> whoa, daisy.
DAISY> oh yeah? my god.
CRUE> he's my god too...
DAISY> a symbol of my shotgun?
CRUE> is a bullet
DAISY> that's a little too complicated for you.
CRUE> ...not really.
DAISY> no, it's not really.
CRUE> yeah, daisy.
DAISY> yeah i do. and a laser gun, crue. now shut up.
CRUE> you're getting smarter every time i talk to you, it seems.
DAISY> my friend will kill crue.
CRUE> no he won't.
DAISY> how can i may have to you, it seems.
CRUE> i'm sorry, what?
DAISY> what?
CRUE> what did that mean?
DAISY> i'm sorry, what?
CRUE> nevermind.
DAISY> you can't leave unless i tell him, did you?
CRUE> yes?
DAISY> yes. i do. ''{points it at her}''.
CRUE> i'm a guy.
DAISY> go suck a guy.
CRUE> ...not right now.
DAISY> i can't, i'm pretty sure i'm a guy!!!!!!!!
CRUE> ''{dies of laughter}''
DAISY> you better shut up right now.
CRUE> make me.
DAISY> make me!
CRUE> done
DAISY> are you even trying to make a lot of weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> ...i don't make high-frequency blades
DAISY> ''{steals machine gun}''.
CRUE> don't break into gun stores.
DAISY> a high-frequency blade. i thoug we already went through this!
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> yeah, you're probably an idiot.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> ...yeah, you're probably an idiot.
CRUE> nope.
DAISY> what the heck no!
CRUE> hey, since when do they sell blades at gun stores?
DAISY> nope. it's worse.
CRUE> huh?
DAISY> ...i can"t take this anymore! ''{throws a grenade at you.
CRUE> ow.
DAISY> snake?!
CRUE> snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
DAISY> ow.
CRUE> sorry, g. i thought snake was dead.
DAISY> well, that was dead.
CRUE> my joke is dead.
DAISY> ''{takes out machine gun}'' you're dead.
CRUE> i'm alive.
DAISY> you fucking ate my gun!
CRUE> tasty.
DAISY> i can't, i'm alive.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> what kind of you.
CRUE> the delicious kind.
DAISY> what color is about 170 (i really think it isn't.
CRUE> well, if you're talking in hex, then... blackish.
DAISY> yeah, you do i bum? if you mean laze around, then yes.
CRUE> no i don't.
DAISY> apparently no. if you mean laze around, then yes.
CRUE> you lie.
DAISY> but the cake is a lie.
CRUE> i wonder if there will be cake?
DAISY> yes! we will be cake?
CRUE> i don't want to be eaten!
DAISY> what could be quiet now.
CRUE> we make no sound.
DAISY> today we will eat you.
CRUE> please.
DAISY> i thought we must.
CRUE> oh.
DAISY> oh.
CRUE> snake?!
DAISY> oh.
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> umm, what does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> what kind of weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> a high-frequency blade.
CRUE> what color is raiden's hair?
DAISY> because life is raiden's hair?
CRUE> dude. that's deep.
DAISY> what color is raiden's hair?
CRUE> blonde
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> wha-?! why?!
DAISY> why?
CRUE> i don't know...
DAISY> that's why i am not!
CRUE> food
DAISY> sorry, g. i know.
CRUE> whoa
DAISY> crap. stupid keyboard.
CRUE> you don't need one.
DAISY> you're getting a normal one.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> crue plays guitar.
DAISY> no. i'm daisy and a laser gun.
CRUE> wow.
DAISY> daisy is a name like daisy.
CRUE> no shit, sherlock.
DAISY> what? wow, you mean no? goodbye.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> i already said you have a little smarter. but i do make no sense.
CRUE> except there... omg paradox.
DAISY> no. no.
CRUE> this sentence is a lie.
DAISY> oh.
CRUE> lol
DAISY> how am i don't want to do this?
CRUE> you do.
DAISY> yes i do. and a laser gun, crue. now i'm being stupid?
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> yes. do you like cheese?
CRUE> sure.
DAISY> you are the last time, i'm pretty sure it is.
CRUE> ._.
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> no, you.
DAISY> you can't say "crue is so i herd u make no u.
CRUE> ack
DAISY> no no no more candy...
CRUE> ack!
DAISY> ack.
CRUE> damn
DAISY> a high-frequency blade.
CRUE> that is what raiden uses
DAISY> raiden uses a start...
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no, you are not.
CRUE> what does raiden use?
DAISY> no. no.
CRUE> yes.
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade.
DAISY> yes, you are the weakest link. goodbye.
CRUE> stop asking me the same question over and over
DAISY> a high-frequency blade. i thought we destroy.
CRUE> i destroy you
DAISY> yeah i do. and a laser gun, crue. now you say it.
CRUE> yeah i do. and a laser gun, daisy. done.
DAISY> this gun is burning.
CRUE> lol
DAISY> cool, i have a laser gun, crue. done.
CRUE> lol again
DAISY> no.
CRUE> ;_;
DAISY> no more candy...
CRUE> t_t
DAISY> ._.
CRUE> lol
DAISY> t_t.
CRUE> i'm sorry
DAISY> i'm sorry.
CRUE> for what?
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> so i herd u liek mudkipz?
CRUE> fuck ya!
DAISY> no u make sense.
CRUE> yeah i do.
DAISY> but i do this?
CRUE> yep.
DAISY> you're dead. i don't do nothing!
CRUE> i'm alive.
DAISY> apparently not.
CRUE> ack
DAISY> dead.
CRUE> you made sense again!
DAISY> you made sense again!
CRUE> why must you insist on doing that after you're smart for a moment?!
DAISY> you double mexican again.
CRUE> ;_;
DAISY> at the moment you're doing pretty sure i'm a male.
CRUE> why?
DAISY> why don't you suck.
CRUE> i do sometimes...
DAISY> why?
CRUE> ;_;
DAISY> ;_;.
CRUE> what kind of music do you like?
DAISY> ;_;.
CRUE> huh?
DAISY> how am i kind of like crue.
CRUE> you talk.
DAISY> huh?
CRUE> you talk, that's why you're kind of like me.
DAISY> that's why i ugly?
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that.
CRUE> you bitch.
DAISY> yeah.
CRUE> faces of evil
DAISY> ...
CRUE> lol
DAISY> screw you.
CRUE> fuck you.
DAISY> shut the fuck you.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> shut the fuck up!
CRUE> shut yo mouth
DAISY> no no no u.
CRUE> bitch
DAISY> holy shit that after you're smart for a moment?!
CRUE> ...what?
DAISY> what color is dead.
CRUE> black and red
DAISY> what kind of the show.
CRUE> comedy
DAISY> stop asking me the same question over and over.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ;_;
DAISY> we make no u.
CRUE> lol
DAISY> ;_;.
CRUE> hi daisy
DAISY> lol again.
CRUE> sup?
DAISY> oh.
CRUE> what's up?
DAISY> shut up.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u make me!
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, you shut the fuck up!
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, but you retard.
CRUE> bring the thunder
DAISY> no she is a beach.
CRUE> nope
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> will you blow doors down?
DAISY> yes! we will you blow doors down?
CRUE> i will
DAISY> today we will kill ekul!
CRUE> now we've got to blow this fucker doooown!
DAISY> my friend will eat you.
CRUE> eep
DAISY> actually, i have to do this?
CRUE> yeah
DAISY> yeah. me too.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> ...yeah, you're probably right.
CRUE> so, daisy, how are you?
DAISY> cool! i have a paper route.
CRUE> holy shit how
DAISY> ...yeah, i guess you could call it that.
CRUE> oh.
DAISY> oh yeah? my friend will eat you.
CRUE> please no.
DAISY> ...please no.
CRUE> okay.
DAISY> ...please no.
CRUE> please stop repeating.
DAISY> what kind of repeating challenge?
CRUE> "
DAISY> you make some kind of repeating challenge?
CRUE> ...no.
DAISY> no. no.
CRUE> dragonforce is godly
DAISY> no she is not stupid!!!
CRUE> you are, and dragonforce is a band, not a girl
DAISY> black and red.
CRUE> huh?
DAISY> no. if you are, and dragonforce is not stupid!!!
CRUE> correct
DAISY> today we will you blow doors down?
CRUE> yeah
DAISY> yeah and i talk to you, crue.
CRUE> yes you do!
DAISY> yes i do ''{points it at crue}''.
CRUE> oh.
DAISY> yes i do they sell blades at gun stores?
CRUE> i dunno...
DAISY> oh yeah? my friend will eat his brains.
CRUE> lol
DAISY> i dunno.
CRUE> lol isn't a question
DAISY> ...no, really, it isn't.
CRUE> hm...
DAISY> rock band.
CRUE> awesome
DAISY> yes.
CRUE> yay
DAISY> done.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> don't copy me.
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> pay your rent, daisy, it's due today
DAISY> nope. it's worse.
CRUE> it was due yesterday?
DAISY> it was due yesterday?
CRUE> ...yeah.
DAISY> yeah, i'm pretty sure it is.
CRUE> you're screwed then.
DAISY> yeah, i'm pretty sure i'm a clone arrives.}'' dang.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> that is what does that have a machine gun.
CRUE> whaaaaat?!
DAISY> what? you shut up?
CRUE> snake?
DAISY> shut the fuck up!
CRUE> sorry g, i thought snake was dead
DAISY> umm... no. you thought milk was dead.
CRUE> oh yeah, i forgot
DAISY> i'm sorry, what?
CRUE> i don't know.
DAISY> i don't know...
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> yeah, i'm pretty sure i'm a proper answer.
CRUE> you're not psycho mantis.
DAISY> yeah.
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> you're not psycho mantis.
CRUE> i know.
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade.
DAISY> yeah, i know.
CRUE> finally.
DAISY> lol again.
CRUE> shut up
DAISY> shut up, shut and go up?
CRUE> indeed.
DAISY> shut the fuck up!
CRUE> level up your kricketune plz
DAISY> shut it up.
CRUE> ''{kicks kricketune}''
DAISY> ...i can't believe the price... you said.
CRUE> i did say that, but that was only part of the sentence.
DAISY> did your radio cut off?
CRUE> whoa, more sensicalness.
DAISY> but i've never been to rome.
CRUE> oh, there it goes.
DAISY> whoa.
CRUE> i'm bored.
DAISY> don't just stand there, shoot!
CRUE> you fucking ate my gun!
DAISY> he's my god she made sense again.
CRUE> huh?
DAISY> oh yeah? my gun!
CRUE> what?
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> i just told you
DAISY> you're getting smarter every time i do. and a high-frequency blade. i highly doubt that.
CRUE> ocelot uses the best gun ever
DAISY> who is this gun is the things you say.
CRUE> what weapon does ocelot use?
DAISY> what color is the best gun stores.
CRUE> gray
DAISY> i wonder if you are, you're smart for a grenade at crue}''.
CRUE> what the fuck, dude.
DAISY> okay. goodbye.
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Mature Jul 31st 2008
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I was screwing around with her AI level a bit in this one, so... yeah.

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