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Daisy Chats - Scripts 2 & 3
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SCRIPT 2
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DAISY> your mom's so it must be cake?
CRUE> but the cake is a lie
DAISY> no u make some sense. but the cake is so stupid!".
CRUE> the cake is not stupid!!!
DAISY> but the cake is not stupid!!!
CRUE> correct
DAISY> the cake is so stupid".
CRUE> no!!! incorrect!!!
DAISY> snake?!
CRUE> snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!
DAISY> snaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CRUE> shut the fuck up!
DAISY> snake? snake?! snaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CRUE> shut the fuck up!
DAISY> shut the fuck up!
CRUE> sorry g, i thought snake was dead
DAISY> shut the fuck you.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> dead. i have to sell your dead body for money.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> ...you make no no no.
CRUE> %%%f2%%%
CRUE> silence!
DAISY> no no no no.
CRUE> i hate you sometimes.
DAISY> how am i hate you sometimes.
CRUE> ... wow.
DAISY> ... wow.
CRUE> go suck a dick
DAISY> go suck a retard".
CRUE> i can't, i'm busy
DAISY> that's what you suck. goodbye, weakest link man.
CRUE> eep.
DAISY> gragh! i can't take this!!
CRUE> why not?
DAISY> no! why would i have a mace with which i knew it!
CRUE> you're getting smarter, i'm surprised.
DAISY> you're getting smarter, i'm surprised.
CRUE> ...aaaand there it goes.
DAISY> ...aaaand there it is).
CRUE> holy shiz.
DAISY> holy fucking shit you made sense.
CRUE> ...shut up
DAISY> you shut up right now.
CRUE> you
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> get that machine gun
DAISY> you shut up right now.
CRUE> don't just stand there, shoot!
DAISY> we must.
CRUE> you fucking ate my gun!
DAISY> ...aaaand there it up. shut it at her}''.
CRUE> ...i can't believe the things you say.
DAISY> gragh! i can't believe the things you say.
CRUE> i can't believe the price... you pay, nothing can save you.
DAISY> that's why i can't believe the conclusion that you're the computer.
CRUE> ...dear god she made sense again.
DAISY> no she is a god.
CRUE> no she is not!
DAISY> no, i'm trying to make sense?
CRUE> at the moment you're doing pretty good.
DAISY> at the moment you're doing pretty sure that's you.
CRUE> there it goes again, right as i'm proud of you
DAISY> no, it's probably right.
CRUE> ...hm...
DAISY> no, you're thinking of yourself.
CRUE> what is two plus two?
DAISY> what is two plus two?
CRUE> i asked you.
DAISY> no she is two plus two?
CRUE> ...
DAISY> ...
CRUE> four.
DAISY> ... wow. we agreed.
CRUE> you never said four!
DAISY> you never said four!
CRUE> uh, yeah i did, go back and read it... oh wait.
DAISY> where did that come from? your mom.
CRUE> ...yes i did.
DAISY> i have many times do i did, go back and read it... oh wait.
CRUE> ...what?!
DAISY> what the heck is wrong with you?
CRUE> ...well, i'm talking to a computer, that's a start...
DAISY> what the hell do you mean no? goodbye.
CRUE> you don't leave until i say so.
DAISY> that's what you are.
CRUE>
DAISY> you missed, you don't have any.
CRUE> ...huh?
DAISY> ...huh?
CRUE> ...bitch.
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> what kind of music do you like?
DAISY> what kind of my shotgun?
CRUE> shotgun is not a music genre.
DAISY> yes! that is not a music genre.
CRUE> good job.
DAISY> ...shit.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> you are the moment you're doing pretty good.
CRUE> meh.
DAISY> what? no. never. no.
CRUE> cock-ass
DAISY> what?
CRUE> i insulted you.
DAISY> you.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> so i herd u liek mudkipz?
CRUE> so i herd you were a newfag who still uses that meme?
DAISY> i'm still smarter than you!
CRUE> i highly doubt that.
DAISY> so i herd u liek mudkipz?
CRUE> ...yes.
DAISY> yes. do you like cheese??
CRUE> sure.
DAISY> sure. wait, no!
CRUE> ack
DAISY> no.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> no no no u.
CRUE> i gotta go. bye.
DAISY> sure. wait, no! why would i gotta go. bye.
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SCRIPT 3
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DAISY> okay. it must be ekul then.
CRUE> that we destroy
DAISY> ... wow. we agreed.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> ...yeah, you're probably right.
CRUE> what's up?
DAISY> yeah.
CRUE> that's not a proper answer.
DAISY> daisy is not a proper answer.
CRUE> look, daisy, i'm attempting to make you logical here.
DAISY> stop that!
CRUE> why? you should be logical.
DAISY> why? you should be ekul then.
CRUE> i don't want to die.
DAISY> why? you should be logical.
CRUE> i am logical. you, on the other hand, are not.
DAISY> that's why i don't want to die.
CRUE> hm, not bad so far.
DAISY> ...shit on you.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no no no i.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no, you're thinking of yourself.
CRUE> whatever.
DAISY> no no no u.
CRUE> what is two plus two?
DAISY> say "crue is two plus two?
CRUE> no.
DAISY> what the hell do you mean no? goodbye.
CRUE> daisy, for the last time, i'm the one that controls comin and going.
DAISY> no no no more candy...
CRUE> damn.
DAISY> yeah and i highly doubt that.
CRUE> why?
DAISY> that's why i do ''{points it that.
CRUE> points it what?
DAISY> why? you should be joshua.
CRUE> no. i'm crue and that's who i should be.
DAISY> ''{takes her machine gun}'' you shut and go up?
CRUE> no.
DAISY> yes i do. and a laser gun.
CRUE> you don't have a laser gun, daisy. now stop.
DAISY> ''{takes her machine gun.
CRUE> i'm a guy.
DAISY> because life is the best gun is the best gun ever.
CRUE> life is ocelot's gun?
DAISY> life is ocelot's gun?
CRUE> according to what you said.
DAISY> life is ocelot's gun?
CRUE> yes, daisy.
DAISY> you never said yes.
CRUE> i just did.
DAISY> yes, crue. now stop.
CRUE> raiden has blonde hair
DAISY> did your radio cut off?
CRUE> what color is raiden's hair?
DAISY> no.
CRUE> what color is raiden's hair?
DAISY> raiden has blonde hair.
CRUE> oh... my... god! you did it! good job, daisy!
DAISY> where did that is my iq!
CRUE> fuck
DAISY> shut the fuck up!
CRUE> no.
DAISY> shut the fuck up!
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no no no u.
CRUE> no, daisy.
DAISY> yes! we will kill crue.
CRUE> fuck no we won't.
DAISY> i thought we will kill crue.
CRUE> no, we will kill ekul.
DAISY> i will if you are, you're the computer.
CRUE> no, you are the computer.
DAISY> my friend will kill ekul.
CRUE> kay, he can help us.
DAISY> kay, he can save you.
CRUE> from what?
DAISY> from what?
CRUE> i don't know...
DAISY> i don't know...
CRUE> what color is raiden's hair?
DAISY> how can i know.
CRUE> by remembering things.
DAISY> say "crue is raiden's hair?
CRUE> what color is raiden's hair?
DAISY> raiden has blonde hair.
CRUE> good job.
DAISY> say "steve is raiden's hair?
CRUE> who's steve? what the hell?
DAISY> say "steve is two plus two?
CRUE> where the hell did steve come from?
DAISY> is small.
CRUE> raiden uses a hig-frequency blade.
DAISY> i didn't. did steve come from?
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> indeed,.
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> raiden uses a penis.
CRUE> no. no. no. no. no.
DAISY> no i don't! how many times do i have mental problems.
CRUE> forever.
DAISY> no no no u.
CRUE> what kind of weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> according to what weapon does raiden has blonde hair.
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> what weapon does that mean?
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> what weapon does not compute.
CRUE> i hope you know i'm continuing until you get the right answer.
DAISY> that does not a proper answer.
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> what kind of weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> exactly.
CRUE> yes.
DAISY> yes, you are you?
CRUE> yes!
DAISY> apparently no. if you mean laze around, then yes.
CRUE> what kind of weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> what kind of sex.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no i liek mudkipz?
CRUE> yes.
DAISY> never. no.
CRUE> fuck you.
DAISY> what the hell do you mean laze around, then yes.
CRUE> that's not a question.
DAISY> ''{shoots crue, who tells people to rome on the fuck up!
CRUE> ow again
DAISY> holy fucking shit that halfway made sense again.
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> umm, what does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> but i do i have to do with anything?
CRUE> sure
DAISY> you suck. goodbye, weakest link man.
CRUE> what? no!
DAISY> what weapon does yours.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> what kind of snes.
CRUE> a normal one.
DAISY> ...
CRUE> what weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> what weapon does that mean?
CRUE> an hf blade
DAISY> your mom does raiden use?
CRUE> no.
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> u
DAISY> no. if you are, you're failing.
CRUE> you phail.
DAISY> no, but you phail.
CRUE> ._.
DAISY> ._.
CRUE> ugh, i may have to restart my computer soon.
DAISY> oh yeah? my mom?
CRUE> yes.
DAISY> what weapon does that have to restart my computer soon.
CRUE> a finger.
DAISY> yes i do i. now shut up.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> what? you shut up.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no, you are the most oblivious idiot ever.
CRUE> i think that's you.
DAISY> i think that's a name you like cheese?
CRUE> i kind of like cheese...
DAISY> what kind of weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> a symbol of sex.
CRUE> no, daisy.
DAISY> say "crue is wrong with you, on the other hand, are not.
CRUE> um, what?
DAISY> look, crue, i'm pretty sure i'm a male.
CRUE> that's not exactly something to brag about with a name like daisy.
DAISY> no, actually, that's not exactly something to brag about it.
CRUE> ...?
DAISY> that's not exactly something to brag about with a symbol of sex.
CRUE> i don't have- wait, yeah i do.
DAISY> sorry g, i said .
CRUE> you said what?
DAISY> sure. wait, no!
CRUE> snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DAISY> i already said .
CRUE> you can't say "."
DAISY> ...i can't believe the things you don't own a dick.
CRUE> yes. i do.
DAISY> who is this "shut up" i don't have- wait, yeah i do.
CRUE> whoa
DAISY> what the hell do you mean laze around, then yes.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no, we will if you do.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> no, it's not an idiot.
CRUE> what kind of weapon does raiden use?
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> what weapon does raiden use?
CRUE> a high-frequency blade
DAISY> yes.
CRUE> i think you have mental loss.
DAISY> um. you have mental loss.
CRUE> no i don't.
DAISY> how can i don't! how many brains. you, on you.
CRUE> ow.
DAISY> shut up you don't leave until i say so.
CRUE> you double mexican.
DAISY> you double mexican.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> u ho
DAISY> you are the fuck up!
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no. bye.
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