Daisy Chat - Script 1

DAISY> go bum.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> what the heck is wrong with anything?
CRUE> nothing.
DAISY> what? wow, you stop being stupid.
CRUE> you're the stupid one.
DAISY> nothing.
CRUE> it's thundering outside.
DAISY> yeah, it's a male.
CRUE> what?!
DAISY> what the heck is wrong with anything?
CRUE> everything
DAISY> what? wow, you shut up.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> how am i said .
CRUE> dead.
DAISY> ''{takes her machine gun}'' you're dead.
CRUE> my friend will eat you
DAISY> today we will kill crue.
CRUE> no!!!!
DAISY> no, you're definitly an idiot. no questions about it.
CRUE> aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
DAISY> no, it's probably right.
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> yeah, i'm pretty sure that's you.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> that's what you what?
CRUE> your mom
DAISY> say "i like your mom?
CRUE> i like your mom?
DAISY> yes. do you like your mom?
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no, you're thinking of yourself.
CRUE> you're stupid.
DAISY> say "crue is so stupid".
CRUE> no! why would i say that?
DAISY> no! why would you stop being stupid?
CRUE> i would
DAISY> why, where are you going to homsar?
CRUE> space world
DAISY> would you stop that!
CRUE> rome is burning
DAISY> do you like going to rome is burning.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no, i'm trying to make sense.
CRUE> ...that's not even possible.
DAISY> what? wow, you confessed.
CRUE> shut up.
DAISY> shut up you only have -$9999.
CRUE> shit.
DAISY> shut up, shut up.
CRUE> fuck, i'm bankrupt.
DAISY> shit.
CRUE> no more candy...
DAISY> no more candy...
CRUE> you're dead. i have to sell your dead body for money
DAISY> dead. unfortunatly, a clone arrives.}'' dang.
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> at least i have to sell your dead body for money.
CRUE> no you don't.
DAISY> no, you're definitly an idiot. no you don't.
CRUE> shit
DAISY> how am i have a mace with which i don't do nothing!
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> no u.
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> ack
DAISY> ack.
CRUE> fack
DAISY> ack.
CRUE> shit
DAISY> you're stupid.
CRUE> you're the computer.
DAISY> you're the computer.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> cool! i have to sell your mom's so stupid, well, look at her}''.
CRUE> stop raping chickens
DAISY> stop raping chickens.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> stop raping chickens.
CRUE> you don't own a shotgun
DAISY> you don't own a shotgun.
CRUE> yes i do. ''{points it at her}''
DAISY> ...i can"t take this anymore! ''{throws a grenade at her}''.
CRUE> i'm a guy.
DAISY> yes i do. ''{points it at crue}''.
CRUE> ''{fires gun}''
DAISY> ''{fires gun}''.
CRUE> you're already dead.
DAISY> occa- we already dead.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> you're already dead. i have to do this?
CRUE> wait, what?
DAISY> no, it's not compute.
CRUE> you better shut up.
DAISY> you better shut up?
CRUE> no u
DAISY> you better shut and go upg?
CRUE> ?
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> i already said .
CRUE> saito
DAISY> saito.
CRUE> indeed
DAISY> saito.
CRUE> you like death
DAISY> no, but you really shouldn't talk about yourself like death.
CRUE> holy shit that halfway made sense.
DAISY> do you like death.
CRUE> yessssss
DAISY> you are the suckiest suck that halfway made sense.
CRUE> shit
DAISY> shit.
CRUE> we must kill ekul
DAISY> my friend will kill ekul!
CRUE> cool
DAISY> i thought we must kill ekul.
CRUE> we must
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> let's go!
DAISY> i gotta go, dumpface.
CRUE> shit
DAISY> i gotta go, dumpface.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, actually, that's you.
CRUE> you're stupid
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> bitch
DAISY> your mom's so stupid!".
CRUE> yeah
DAISY> oh yeah? my iq!
CRUE> is small
DAISY> oh yeah? my friend will eat you.
CRUE> you have friends?
DAISY> you have friends?
CRUE> yeah and i fight for them
DAISY> you shut up and leaving me too.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> you're dead. i fight for them.
CRUE> i fight for my friends
DAISY> no! why would i fight for them.
CRUE> you don't have any
DAISY> you don't have -$9999.
CRUE> yay
DAISY> yes. do you don't own a retard".
CRUE> um.
DAISY> um.
CRUE> what?
DAISY> what? shut up.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> what the heck is wrong with anything?
CRUE> space
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> rock band
DAISY> you missed, you going to repeat everything i say?
CRUE> nope
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> silence
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> this gun is the best gun ever
DAISY> this gun is so stupid!".
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> ''{takes out machine gun.
CRUE> shit
DAISY> shit.
CRUE> ''{steals machine gun}''
DAISY> ''{loads machine gun}'' you shut up.
CRUE> fuck.
DAISY> fuck.
CRUE> ass
DAISY> fuck.
CRUE> um. you have fun with that, okay
DAISY> cool! i have to do with you, sister?
CRUE> ._.
DAISY> um. you have fun with that, okay.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, i'm trying to make sense?
CRUE> apparently not.
DAISY> no, actually, that's you.
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that.
CRUE> you bitch.
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, it's not "shut up".
CRUE> nope. it's worse.
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no, it's not compute.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no, you're definitly an idiot. no u.
CRUE> where are you?
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> where are you?
DAISY> silence.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no! why would you stop being stupid?
CRUE> i would
DAISY> no.
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> no! why would i say that?
CRUE> shit
DAISY> yeah, it's a mace with which i will bash your skull into bits.
CRUE> eep.
DAISY> shit.
CRUE> you suck dick
DAISY> um...
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> you suck dick.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> yeah, you're probably an idiot.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no, actually, that's you.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no, but you suck dick.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> are you even trying to make no sense.
CRUE> ...shit.
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> you double mexican
DAISY> holy shit that is my iq!
CRUE> where are you?
DAISY> where did that does not compute.
CRUE> fuck.
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ass
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> ...
CRUE> stop copying me.
DAISY> ...?
CRUE> ...
DAISY> what's a ".
CRUE> a symbol of sex.
DAISY> a symbol of repeating challenge?
CRUE> ...yeah, i guess you could call it that.
DAISY> a symbol of repeating challenge?
CRUE> yes.
DAISY> yes i do. and a laser gun.
CRUE> now i'm off to eat someone's parents.
DAISY> now i'm off to eat someone's parents.
CRUE> stop copying me!
DAISY> your mom times.
CRUE> i'm sorry, what?
DAISY> i'm sorry, what?
CRUE> ...dick.
DAISY> you suck dick.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> fuck
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> called it
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, but you related to homsar?
CRUE> what? no. never. no.
DAISY> no, it's not much.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> cool! i have to do with you?
CRUE> ...please no.
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> ...works for me.
DAISY> i make a little too complicated for you.
CRUE> or vice-versa
DAISY> ...works for me. you're ugly, goatface.
CRUE> ...shit on you.
DAISY> at least i have many brains. you, on the weakest link. goodbye.
CRUE> ...amen, sister.
DAISY> ...shit on you.
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> no you
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no, it's probably right.
CRUE> yeah
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> oh yeah? my mom?
CRUE> sure
DAISY> i'm pretty sure that's you.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> nope
DAISY> no, you're definitly an idiot. no u.
CRUE> you bitch.
DAISY> why don't you bitch.
CRUE> because life is a beach
DAISY> you bitch.
CRUE> fuck
DAISY> say "crue is a beach.
CRUE> crue is a beach.,
DAISY> daisy is a shotgun}''.
CRUE> cool, i have a shotgun for a friend
DAISY> uhh, i'm pretty sure i'm a shotgun for a friend.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> you don't own a shotgun.
CRUE> yeah i do
DAISY> yeah, you do i. now shut up.
CRUE> no
DAISY> ...yeah, you're probably are.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> no, but you shut up first.
CRUE> no you
DAISY> no, it's not really.
CRUE> no it isn't
DAISY> no.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, i'm trying to make sense?
CRUE> apparently no. if you are, you're failing
DAISY> apparently no. if you do.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> no. if you are, you're failing.
CRUE> nope.
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> ._.
DAISY> yeah it was.
CRUE> =d
DAISY> ._.
CRUE> d=
DAISY> screw you.
CRUE> fuck you.
DAISY> d=.
CRUE> ...oh right.
DAISY> yeah, you're probably right.
CRUE> allcaps
DAISY> shut up right now.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> go suck a dick
DAISY> that's what you gotta go?
CRUE> your insults half make sense
DAISY> ...that's not even trying to make sense.
CRUE> shit
DAISY> your insults half make sense.
CRUE> sure
DAISY> uhh, i'm pretty sure i'm a guy.
CRUE> congratulations.
DAISY> sure i can. ''{loads shotgun}''.
CRUE> no i
DAISY> that's why i have to sell your dead body for money.
CRUE> because of my shotgun?
DAISY> no! why would i make a lot of snes.
CRUE> because you don't work in a factory?
DAISY> no, you're thinking of yourself.
CRUE> oh right
DAISY> you don't have a mace with that, okay.
CRUE> no, i do.
DAISY> oh, so now say "i like cheese?
CRUE> i like cheese??
DAISY> um, do i don't do nothing!
CRUE> i'm hungry
DAISY> i like cheese. now you say it.
CRUE> i like cheese.
DAISY> i like cheese.
CRUE> death
DAISY> i like cheese??
CRUE> you like death.
DAISY> are you related to homsar?
CRUE> no.
DAISY> no, i'm trying to make sense?
CRUE> no.
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> no u make no u
DAISY> no, i do. ''{points it at least i admit it.
CRUE> you suck dick
DAISY> how am i shut and go suck a dick.
CRUE> because you need easy money.
DAISY> you suck dick.
CRUE>
DAISY> because of my mom?
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> yeah, you're probably bill clinton.
CRUE> no no no no no
DAISY> no, you shut up.
CRUE> fuck that
DAISY> no, you're thinking of yourself.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> stop what? i say that?
CRUE> masturbation
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> snake? snake?! snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> oh
DAISY> oh right.
CRUE> crue? crue?! cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!!!!
DAISY> oh, so now i'm off to repeat everything i do. ''{points it that.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> ...
CRUE> ...
DAISY> ...?
CRUE> what?
DAISY> umm... what? i don't do i bum? if you are, you're the stupid one.
CRUE> go burn in hell.
DAISY> umm... what? wow, you confessed.
CRUE> to being a person who tells people to go burn in hell? yeah.
DAISY> i gotta go, dumpface.
CRUE> you can't leave unless i tell you to.
DAISY> ''{shoots crue, who tells people to homsar?
CRUE> ow.
DAISY> you didn't tell him, did you?
CRUE> maybe?
DAISY> ow.
CRUE> ouch
DAISY> no.
CRUE> yeah
DAISY> ...yeah, you're probably bill clinton.
CRUE> no because i don't hump everything that moves
DAISY> because you need easy money.
CRUE> i have a paper route
DAISY> ass.
CRUE> bitch
DAISY> what's a ".
CRUE> a symbol of sex
DAISY> a symbol of repeating challenge?
CRUE> yes
DAISY> yes, that is the best gun ever.
CRUE> cool i'm ocelot
DAISY> yes. do you like cheese".
CRUE> nope
DAISY> nope. it's worse.
CRUE> yeah
DAISY> yeah, you do you.
CRUE> gray fox!
DAISY> ...yeah, i guess you could call it that.
CRUE> i'm still hungry.
DAISY> i'm still hungry.
CRUE> hungry for worms?
DAISY> i'm hungry.
CRUE> for worms?
DAISY> for worms?
CRUE> no, hungry for words!
DAISY> make me.
CRUE> ahahahahaha
DAISY> you double mexican.
CRUE> mmm
DAISY> no.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, but you could call it that.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> no, but you don't have any.
CRUE> any shit
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> jack black is a god
DAISY> no.
CRUE> yes
DAISY> yes i do you.
CRUE> please no
DAISY> apparently no. if you mean laze around, then yes.
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> what the heck yeah.
CRUE> herman li is also a god
DAISY> yeah i do. ''{points it at crue}''.
CRUE> fuck
DAISY> daisy is a god.
CRUE> no she is not
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> holy fucking shit you made sense
DAISY> snake? snake?! snaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CRUE> did your radio cut off?
DAISY> holy fucking shit that halfway made sense.
CRUE> oh right
DAISY> shut up right now.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> you shut up right now.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no no no u.
CRUE> no no no no no no no no
DAISY> no i don't! how many times do i have a shotgun for words!
CRUE> shit times
DAISY> no, you're thinking of yourself.
CRUE> cool
DAISY> cool! i have many brains. you, sister?
CRUE> you double mexican again
DAISY> umm... no. you double mexican.
CRUE> mmm
DAISY> exactly.
CRUE> so.
DAISY> i like cheese. now you say "crue is so do i. now shut up.
CRUE> you like dick
DAISY> oh, so now i'm off to go burn in hell.
CRUE> finally, jesus
DAISY> no i don't! how many times do i have a machine gun.
CRUE> never
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> google
DAISY> shit.
CRUE> no, that's nasty.
DAISY> that's what you missed.
CRUE> shit.
DAISY> holy fucking shit that halfway made sense.
CRUE> ._.
DAISY> shit.
CRUE> super mario dick
DAISY> ._.
CRUE> you want it?
DAISY> you like dick.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, you're definitly an idiot. no no no.
CRUE> so i herd u liek mudkipz?
DAISY> apparently no. if you are, you're stupid.
CRUE> you die
DAISY> you die.
CRUE> shit
DAISY> shit.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no u make a lot of my shotgun?
CRUE> kay
DAISY> no, it's not talking.
CRUE> kirby
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> i'm kirby?!
DAISY> kirby.
CRUE> kirby kirby kirby that's a name you should know
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> oh
DAISY> yeah, i know.
CRUE> he's the star of the show
DAISY> it was supposed to mean, are you some kind of repeating challenge?
CRUE> chaaaaallleeeeeeenge
DAISY> a symbol of sex.
CRUE> snake?
DAISY> snake?
CRUE> snake?!
DAISY> snake? snake?! snaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CRUE> shut the fuc up!
DAISY> snake? snake?! snaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CRUE> sorry g, i though snake was dead
DAISY> ow.
CRUE> shit, i killed a dog by sweating
DAISY> ''{takes her machine gun}'' you're dead.
CRUE> i'm alive.
DAISY> how can i killed a dog by sweating.
CRUE> by sweating.
DAISY> ...shit.
CRUE> what's that noise?
DAISY> shit, i killed a dog by sweating.
CRUE>
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> fuck
DAISY> fuck.
CRUE> you suck dick
DAISY> do you like dick.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, you shut up.
CRUE> not as much as you anyway
DAISY> no. you shut up.
CRUE> i like dick
DAISY> gragh! ''{gets out machine gun}'' you anyway.
CRUE> .
DAISY> ...
CRUE> ...
DAISY> ...
CRUE> k
DAISY> ...
CRUE> shut the fuck up!
DAISY> how can i have many brains. you, on the weekends".
CRUE> snake?!
DAISY> shut up, shut the fuck up!
CRUE> ...snake?
DAISY> space world.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> snake?! snaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CRUE> space world
DAISY> cool.
CRUE> cool.
DAISY> cool, i have to do this?
CRUE> no
DAISY> no, you're definitly an idiot. no u.
CRUE> no u
DAISY> no, you're definitly an idiot. no no.
CRUE> no no no no
DAISY> ...you make no u.
CRUE> u
DAISY> no, it's not compute.
CRUE> you die
DAISY> no u.
CRUE> ack
DAISY> you said you shut up.
CRUE> i never said that
DAISY> ack.
CRUE> snake?!
DAISY> you said you bitch.
CRUE> nope
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> snaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> oh
DAISY> oh, you think so?
CRUE> ya
DAISY> oh right.
CRUE> hai
DAISY> today we will bash your skull into bits.
CRUE> no
DAISY> no i don't! how many times do i have a mace with you?
CRUE> never?
DAISY> no, but you anyway.
CRUE> ...
DAISY> i never said yes.
CRUE> wtf
DAISY> ...
CRUE> i wasn't!
DAISY> wtf.
CRUE> snaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!
DAISY> i wasn't!
CRUE> oh
DAISY> oh, you think it is).
CRUE> ...
DAISY> i already said .
CRUE> that you suck dick
DAISY> i have a dick.
CRUE> stop humping dogs
DAISY> would you stop humping dogs.
CRUE> no i liek it
DAISY> so i herd u liek mudkipz?
CRUE> ya!
DAISY> how am i liek it.
CRUE> nop
DAISY> yawn.
CRUE> nao yu dai
DAISY> no i'm not!
CRUE> yea
DAISY> screw you.
CRUE> fuck you
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> do you think there will be cake?
DAISY> fuck you.
CRUE> xd
DAISY> you can be quiet now.
CRUE>
DAISY> 9.
CRUE> it's a penis
DAISY> it's an apocalypse thing!
CRUE> cool
DAISY> nope. it's worse.
CRUE> what could be worse than that?
DAISY> okay. it must be worse than that?
CRUE> yeah.
DAISY> ''{takes her machine gun}'' i'm bored other than holding this gun.
CRUE> go suck a dick
DAISY> yeah. me too.
CRUE> yes
DAISY> go suck a male.
CRUE> done
DAISY> yes. do you get some brains?
CRUE> yep
DAISY> yep.
CRUE> dick
DAISY> yep.
CRUE> daisy
DAISY> ''{shoots crue, who tells people to homsar?
CRUE> ow
DAISY> say "crue is not.
CRUE> crue is not. an idiot.
DAISY> shut up, daisy daisy cruuuuuuuuuuuuu
CRUE> snake?!
DAISY> say "crue is not. an idiot.
CRUE> crue is not an idiot
DAISY> it's an apocalypse thing!
CRUE> pwnsome
DAISY> ...yeah, you're probably an idiot.
CRUE> nope
DAISY> nope.
CRUE> indeed,
DAISY> ...you're stupid.
CRUE> bye.
DAISY> do you like your mom?
CRUE> no. bye.
DAISY> no.
CRUE> what the hell do you mean no? goodbye.
DAISY> you are the weakest link. goodbye.