MAN THE HARPOONS!

by Doctor Dolittle

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Mature Jul 26th 2008
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FAT ALERT!

Well, you see, Christian Howard has been given an identity crisis. I can't decide if I want him to be "Christian Howard", male bookkeeper and Greek... or "Cressida Howard", female nurse and Greek. Pretty much, I can't decide if I like the character better as a chick or a dude.

And Henry has different feelings toward the character in each version of the story: if it's Christian, Dr. Maxwell has a very secretive (It's like, 1885... duh, it's secretive), yet still loving relationship with the guy. If it's Cressida, Dr. Maxwell is married to her, loves her, but won't screw her because she's an enormous hog.

WHAT DOES SHEEZY THINK!?

But anywho, I drew boobs. Will you stop calling me gay, now?

PS: I got a very special cuddly fluffball to colour this for me: . He's good with colours and I am not. I threatened him with love and kisses if he didn't colour for me. He knew I was crazy enough to do it, too. I told him to lay off the blush, sheen, and superfluous sketchy-shading on everything, though. He always goes too crazy with that.





Comments

Oscar Wilde Says:

Your threats no longer hold true, do they?

Eve ok Says:

Gay.

Xriinova Says:

That's one hot lardbeast.

Der Sensenmann Says:

Well, if he won't fuck her, I certainly will.
That is an incredibly beautiful woman.

Lillith Says:

I don't think that really constitutes as lardbeast

But.





















LOL BOOBS

Lillith Says:

I don't think that really constitutes as lardbeast

But.





















LOL BOOBS

FlamesTheGuy Says:

Oh hey, look at that.

jack h Says:

You think that's fat? Hell, man, that's pleasantly plump and fairly attractive. Banging skinny girls is like grabbing twigs and trying not to snap them.

skypiratehelena Says:

she's not fat, she's volumptuous.

not a twiggy-wannabe like moi.

Leprakhan Says:

Pig disgusting! I post on an anonymous internet image board so I can have any woman I want.