a creature that surfs around on solar winds, taking its energy directly from the sun with wings like solar panels. its only method of self-defense is in its ass, which, when the Solar Glider is in danger, will pop off like a rocket. (it will grow back eventually, but once it does come off, so will everything it was holding back) within a minute or so, the dislodged buttock will incite a reaction deep in its core which tears a hole in the universe, creating a black hole. or some bullshit like that. (I DON'T CARE IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE; THIS IS THE WAY I DREAMED IT. SCIENCE!)
darkmatter dragon didn't stand a chance. spaghettification fucking sucks, but don't feel bad for him.
he knows what he did.
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I SEE NO BUTTOCKS