'Ed-its' - Romantic Chain Mail.

'Ed-its' - Romantic Chain Mail.

Somethings been altered by me, think you can notice it?


Why Boys and Girls Make Out...
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all fake. Its not true. Who believes that bullshit? If you repost this in 5 minutes, then you've fallen for a stupid chain mail bulletin, and have wasted your life. Conversely, the person that is longing to be with you, or more accurately, the person you want to be with you (Face it now, its never going to happen) will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. If this happens, assume they've just given you AIDS, In the butt. Or they're joking you, its not going to happen really. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years........
and if you believe that, quite frankly, you deserve it.
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advice....



WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
(This should make her even more shy. and if anything, they'll call the looney police on you. And quite frankly, you deserve it)


WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
(Making people think that you're a crazy stalker/rapist is all the rage these days!)


WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
(Don't. When she puts her face near yours, its more than likely to spit on it. DOn't think its anything else.)


WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
(Or alternatively, don't take that shit, and knock her the fuck out. Do you wanna be known as the one who gets his shit beaten by his partner? Thats called domestic abuse, and if they try it on you, don't let them.)


WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
(or alternatively, shes thinking of something that doesn't concern you at all, otherwise she'd say it. You're not a mind reader, and neither was the inventor of this chain mail, so don't believe them. Believe me.)


WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
(Or, not. I think the point of ignoring someone is so they STOP paying attention to you, not the inverse. If you believe the chain mail, you're as naive as the writer. When they ignore you, ignore them back, or take the fucking hint.)


WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
(Or, shes trying to tell you that you're crazy and/or weird. And if you believe shes trying to say shes crazy about you, you really are, and believing it will result in the men in white coats taking you to a padded cell.)


WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
(Because then they'll think you're trying to forcefully rape them, and that will definitely score you some points. Or jail time.)


WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!*
(She'll never believe anything you say unless its negative, so while you're at it, try and bullshit her with more lies, it'll do nothing, just like telling her shes beautiful when shes at her worse)


WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT
(Or, cover your ears. Screaming is loud, and if you try and tell her that over her screaming, you're going to damage your eardrums. Of course, it depends why they're screaming.)


WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
(Because shes definitely at first not going to scream, be shocked, or try to escape. They don't know its you when you sneak up, it could be anyone.)


WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
(Unless shes scared of you, in which case, you're going to damage her psychologically. Good for you. Have a cookie.)


WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
(Until she reveals shes actually got a sexual disease, shes cheating on you, shes breaking up with you, or something like that, or all the above. Then realize you fail at life)


WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
(Down there.)
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post this in the next 70 seconds and you
will have the
best day of your life this friday
and the one u love will either...



KiSS U,
ASK U OUT....
OR CALL U...
OR TEXT U.......



.....OR
BETTER.........

Or none of these. Lets face it, its going to be none of these, ever. Why will posting in within ANY time limit help you?
Just don't post it.
Then you don't get me doing this.

Seriously, Who gets advice from Myspace Bulletins?