Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Ep10 Pt3
Episode 10 Part 3
Long story short, things start picking up nice and quick.
HL Bus
And now for a new writing technique to mix it up a lil bit.
Heroes: <fighting atop the bus which is on autopilot and going at high speeds through a city>
Lugia: *Ugh, I can't believe this! First we have to face down Rayquaza at the beach, then we had to see Authur both cause and fix a "scene collision" or whatever, and NOW we have to face down some enemy troops on our way to our objective! It was just so peaceful in the last few hours...*
A few hours earlier...
Heroes: <relaxing inside the bus>
Articuno: By the way, I didn't know you were so strong.
Lugia: <chuckles> Yeah I guess I am.
Articuno: Don't play dumb, you kicked their asses!
Lugia: Then did you know I'm enlisted into the Heroic Legion?
Articuno: No kidding? I thought that was just a little white lie to keep me in the relationship...
Nic: I can help him prove it if you want.
Articuno: Yeah I probably need to see some evidence.
Nic: <magically brings up part of the List of Heroes> <highlights Lugia's info>
Articuno: <gasp> ....you really ARE a Hero!
Lugia: They give me the easy missions. <rolls eyes>
Nic: <giggle> I'm just trying to save you from Authur torturing you on the job.
Lugia: Then I should be a little more thankful from now on.
Nic: But that won't matter because Authur personally doesn't like to pick on people in front of their girlfriends unless requested.
Articuno: Aw, how gentlemanlike! ....how does he pick on him?
Lugia: Eh, nothing fatal. Usually it's a wedgie hang on a flagpole or something. He doesn't REALLY mean me any harm, but sometimes it gets really frustrating.
Articuno: Kinda sounds like-
Shadow Lugia: EXCUSE ME!? <busts in> Was Authur invading on MY TURF!?
Authur: <offscreen and with Author Powers on> So what if I was, fatass? I WOULD'VE asked if you could team up with me after the mission, but I guess you just lost your chance, buddy boy.
Shadow Lugia: You probably have some really bad ideas anyway.
Nicolette: <appears and makes Shadow Lugia eat a piss-filled snowball>
Shadow Lugia: MMPH!!! <rushes to the bathroom to spit that shit out>
Authur: Oh and remember, SL. You're my next target.
Nicolette: My reward?
Authur: Oh yeah. Here ya go. <500 Rings come out of a plot hole>
Nicolette: <grabs rings> HELL YEAH!!! You're more trustworthy than I thought!
Authur: How shady did you think I was?
Nicolette: Not quite as shady as a crackdealer, but close.
Authur: T.T
<explosions near the bus>
Nicolette: .... <gets out twin chainguns> Time to rock.
Present time
Lugia: <defeats a lot of enemies along side the other Heroes>
Nic: Any of you guys notice there's also enemies employed under King Dedede in the mix?
Shadow Lugia: No kidding? Just as shifty as I thought.
Nicolette: Doesn't surprise any of us, SL.
Sonicsaber: I wonder why those guys can't just show up? I'd love to get my hands on them again.
Jake: WOOT!!!
Sonicsaber: It helps with stress.
Jake: I AM THE MASTER OF BANANA VANILLA
Sonicsaber: SHUT UP
Veemon and Guilmon: WHAT IS MINT!? EINSTEIN MUST DIE!!! LET'S GET NEW WAVE JACKET!!!
Zorak: I swear to god if neither of you SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GOING TO INCINERATE EVERYONE ON THIS GODFORSAKEN SCRAP HEAP YOU GIMPTARDS CALL A BUS!!!
Nicolette: <aims one of her chainguns at Zorak> Try it.
Zorak: o.o....sorry. Continue fighting.
<after a while, the dumbasses- I MEAN villains show up>
Robotnik: Having fun? <sends out more enemies>
Hades: Listen up and listen up good...there ain't NOONE that's gonna stop us, okay? Not even you guys! We're going to attack the city by stimulating the gangs and sending out our troops, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it!
Nicolette: Then why aren't you doing that now, Hades?
Hades: ...um...>.>;
Nicolette: <turns chainguns into rocket launchers and aims at Hades> See ya later. <blows Hades' stupid ass out of the sky>
Hades: DAMMIT NOT AGA- <head hits a streetlight> @.@
Bowser: I'll handle it. <jumps onto the bus and gets out two hammers> <charges up his flames>
Nic: <casts Blizzaga on Bowser>
Bowser: <completely frozen in a block of ice> O_O...
Nic: <sits on top of the block> Have you ever considered clearing your mind, sweetie?
Bowser: Why don't you ever kill me?
Nic: <giggle> Cause I like you better alive. <teleports him back to the enemy base>
Dr. Wily and Robotnik: <jump out and aim their ray guns at the Heroes>
Dr. Velocity: <lashes his tongue out and eats the guns> <explosion in his stomach> <smoke comes out in a big burp> THAT'S A SPICEY-A MEAT-ABALL!!!
Dr. Wily and Robotnik: 0_0.... <pee their pants>
Dr. Wily: Excuse us for one moment. <both jump off the bus screaming like little girls>
Articuno: <freezes the last of the enemies and shoves them off the bus>
Lugia: And you say I'M the strong one.
Nic: By the way I think this is the perfect time to tell you guys to prepare for impact.
Lugia: ...you're joking right?
Nic: <hands on her hips looking a bit unimpressed> You're right. I am joking.
Lugia: o_o...crap. We have something to hold onto, right?
Nic: Since the bus won't accumulate any damage, and that I know magic, yes we do.
Lugia: What'll you-
Nic: Shh...watch and learn.
<bus crashes, sending the Heroes flying....almost>
Nic: <catches them with her PK>
Moltar: <opens up a window from inside the bus> What the hell's all that racket? <sees the bus crashed into a city wall at the end of a street where a house used to be> o.O? ....so did we win?
Nic: <floats to Moltar> Yes and no. By the way, that's what you get for putting too much tint on the windows.
Moltar: It's called blind and I'm sorry. It seemed like a pretty bad idea at the time and-
Nic: <floats away>
Moltar: Hey wait! How do I-
Nic: <takes away all the blindness from the windows> Come on, Moltar. We have some investigating to do.
Moltar: Damn...I didn't finish my beer.
Hanzo Takedo City(tell me when I'm stealing a city from someone and I'll edit, btw)
If you're wondering, yes this city is quite the Japanese-customed one.
Kaijun: Well lucky for you bakas I know Japanese. Besides, I'm afraid there might be people from around here who don't speak English anyway.
Random Crazy Ped: <in Japanese> "OH MY GOD THE ROBOTS ARE COMING!!! ROBOTS ROBOTS ROBOTS!!! EGGMAN IS BACK AGAIN!!! SAVE ME, SAKE TANUKI!!!"
remember, kids. " means in another language if it's in the entire line.
Kaijun: "Calm the hell down, idiot! They're gone!"
Random Crazy Ped: "....but I thought Eggman was living inside my Game Gear."
Kaijun: "No wonder you're so pent up. Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble's sometimes borderline fucking impossbile."
Random Crazy Ped: "I still think I might need a tanuki to save me."
Kaijun: "Shut up."
Random Crazy Ped: "By the way, aren't you Kaijun? Heard your ass got whooped by-"
Kaijun: <kicks the dude in the balls>
Random Crazy Ped: 0.0.... <falls down clutching them>
Kaijun: "NEVER MENTION THAT, JACKASS!!!"
Zorak: Any idea what they're saying?
Lugia: No, but I can already see that the guy pissed Kaijun off.
Kaijun: <walks away from the guy> Come on, guys.
Nicolette: Let me guess...the guy probably talked about something related to Kaijun's rivalry with Hadouken.
Kaijun: And he payed for it.
Random Crazy Ped: <still clutching them>
Nic: <heals him completely> <whispers> "Do yourself a favor and run away."
Random Crazy Ped: <nods and runs away like a little girl>
Ped1: <notices Kaijun> "Are you Kaijun? I've heard about you."
Kaijun: "Yes, I am Kaijun. Is this about Hadouken?"
Ped1: "No, I don't know him."
Kaijun: Whew...
Ped1: "I didn't think you would be in my city!"
Kaijun: "I need to ask something. What was with all those Eggbots and Koopas and all that other crap?"
Ped1: "Well...Eggman and Koopa came by..."
Kaijun: "I know that part because I smashed em up. You know why they're here?"
Ped1: "I heard something about Valderis and taking over the world with it. They're probably gonna try to steal Valderis using a really stupid machine."
Kaijun: "Is that all you know?"
Ped1: "Yeah."
Kajiun: "Thanks."
Ped1: "Bye!" <walks off>
Veemon: Oh my god! Kaijun isn't an asshole!?
Kaijun: Shut up. I only bully Hadouken around.
SS: *So...fucking...stupid...*
Jake: WANT TO LEARN A NEW SONG!?
Everybody: NO
Jake: Kay.
After a few hours of investigation...
Kaijun: Ugh, this is so BORING!!! ...I'ma get spicy chicken wings. BLUE CHEESE SAUCE DIP HERE I COME <runs to the nearest BBQ Ribs restaurant>
Oh, Kaijun might be into Japanese cuisine, but he likies teh spicy(yes, both meanings
)
....so the other heroes followed, realizing the enemy wasn't in sight....yet.
Enemy Base in Space and....whatever it was called
Villains: <just relaxing on the couch and stuffs>
Bowser: <having Hades melt the ice around him> You guys really should've helped me out back there.
Hades: Oh I'm so sorry! I was too busy LOOKING HALF DEAD ON THE STREET BECAUSE OF BEING PUNCHED OUT ONTO IT!!!
Dr. Lawnmowers: <comes halfway out of Hades' robes> HI EVERYBODY!!! 8D
<action freezes>
Authur: <comes in front of the screen> Now to tell you guys between the difference between Dr. Latios and Dr. Lawnmowers. <pulls down posters of the two> Dr. Latios over here is quite a normal Eon Dragon pokemon, while Dr. Lawnmowers is a crazy version of him. So whereas Dr. Latios is kind and...well kinda shy sometimes, wears a lab coat and, yes, is definitely Latios in a lab coat wearing stuff called Dragon Pants; Dr. Lawnmowers over here wears a ripped up lab coat, black fingerless gloves, and is every bit as fucked up as his friend Dr. Velocity. However, both work the lab at Heroic Legion. For all I care, God knows how he creeped into my fic. Eon Dragons are what Latios and Latias are, a special breed of pokemon that are bird-like dragons with feathers all over and psychic powers and whatnot and all that jazz and yeah. Oh and about the Dragon Pants part...that's to cover the poor Eon Dragon so he don't go half naked all over the place. And now, I leave you back to my fanfic. <runs off-screen and unfreezes action>
Hades: GET OUTTA THERE!!! <throws him out and into a trash can>
Dr. Lawnmowers: <comes out from under the floor> I HAVE GOOD NEWS!!! AUTHUR GRADUATED!!!
Robotnik: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU- oh did he? ....then again I don't care. Anyway-
Dr. Lawnmowers: <bitchslaps Robotnik> QUIET DOWN AND LISTEN TO MY STORIES!!!
Dr. Wily: <tries to grab him but Dr. Lawnmowers files really fast to a wall>
Robotnik: GET HIM
Bowser: <finally completely unfrozen> <leaps at him and grabs him by the neck> <throws him out the window>
Dr. Lawnmowers: THANK YOU COME AGAIN!!!
Dr. Robotnik: Waaaaait a minute....doesn't an open window in space suck-
Villains: <all get sucked out along with Dr. Lawnmowers, surprisingly with astronaut helmets on> ...
Dr. Lawnmowers: <looking stupid>
Dr. Robotnik: Bowser....remind me to run you over with a very large, bone crushing vehicle once we're back in the base.
Bowser: Will do...jerkoff...
<WB logo comes up>
Dr. Lawnmowers: THERE'S MY RIDE!!! BYE YOU SILLIES!!! <rides the WB logo back to Neo Mobius>
Hanzo Takedo City: Ribs and Wings Place
Kaijun: <ate all dem ribs and wings with Blue Cheese sauce> Now that hit the spot. <pays for his dinner and starts to walk out>
Dr. Lawnmowers: <hits Kaijun with the WB logo, sending him halfway back in the restaurant> <gets off of it> HI YOU SILLY BLAZIKEN YOU
<WB logo disappears>
Kaijun: @.@ <quickly snaps out of it> The hell...
Dr. Lawnmowers: <gets closer> You getting up?
Kaijun: <spots Dr. Lawnmowers> DAAAH!!! <quickly gets up on his feet> <freaked out> ....w-what are you!?
Dr. Lawnmowers: I AM DR. LAWNMOWERS!!! Friend of randomness, nightmare to boredom!
Kaijun: .....wait a minute. You remind me of Dr. Velocity somehow. In fact, I'm having the sneaking suspicion that there's a "normal" version of you too for some reason.
Dr. Lawnmowers: DR. VELOCITY!!?? WHERE!? WHERE IS HE!? 8D
Kaijun: HEY HEY HEY CALM DOWN!!! ...I don't necessarily know where he is right now. And how did you get here?
Dr. Lawnmowers: The power of WB!
Kaijun: ....really?
Dr. Lawnmowers: <retardedly nods his head>
Kaijun:
Dr. Lawnmowers: You have long hair.
Kaijun: Those are more of my feathers.
Dr. Lawnmowers: WHERE'S DR. VELOCITY YOU SILLY!!?? 8B
Kaijun: I told you I DON'T KNOW!
Dr. Velocity: <walking with the other Heroes gathering information> <stops and wiggles his cone> O.O
Lugia: ...what?
Dr. Velocity: I SENSE MY COLLEAGUE!!! <runs to the ribs place Kaijun is in> <pounces on Dr. Lawnmowers> HI YOU SILLY
Dr. Lawnmowers: DR. VELOCITY!!! <both give each other a big hug> I miss you.
Kaijun: ...I'm not sure I understand what's going on here.
Dr. Velocity: Dr. Lawnmowers silly is my friend!
Dr. Lawnmowers: Ya we both work in the lab and stuff.
Kaijun: ...well that's great. Now I have TWO Dr. Velocitys...I think. Anyway, can you guys get out of my way? I think I've spent enough time in this building now.
Dr. Velocity: Kay. <both him and Dr. Lawnmowers leave the building>
Kaijun: <walks out the building with them>
Heroes: <come back and spot Dr. Lawnmowers> <stop dead in their tracks astonished> ......
Nic: Dr. Lawnmowers!?
Dr. Lawnmowers: <waves hi with a silly face and his tongue out>
Moltar: O_O;....just back up slowly, guys. Don't make any fast movements. <backs up with Zorak, Sonicsaber and Lugia>
Veemon: What IS that?
Guilmon: Let's see if it likes music.
Veemon: Can you play music?
Dr. Lawnmowers: HELL YA BOI <gets out magic instruments>
Dr. Velocity: <gets out magic guitar> LET'S ROCK DIS JOINT <both play "Funkastic" by Rip Slyme>
Dr. Lawnmowers and Dr. Velocity: <fire magic out of their instruments at the enemies suddenly charging in on them...and I mean really wacky magic> <finish off with a cool pose right on the last note> <instruments disappear>
Heroes: <astonished...again>
Heroes without compitence: AWESOME
Dr. Lawnmowers: You like?
Veemon: Dude, you guys kicked ass!
Guilmon: You two know each other!?
Dr. Velocity: WE'RE SILLY COLLEAGUES!!!
Nicolette: <hiding in Lugia's jacket pocket shivering>
Lugia: ?
Nicolette: I-I-Is it over?
Lugia: Yeah it's over.
Nicolette: <gets out and literally shakes it off a bit> ...don't you EVER...do that again...without a reason...
Nic: <giggle> <turns to Dr. Lawnmowers> Anyway, how did you get here?
Valderis: I'm willing to know too, ya know.
Dr. Lawnmowers: Weeeeeeell....
<start flashback>
Mystic Castle: Dr. Latios Laboratories
Dr. Latios: <experimenting with an assortment of chemicals and weird rock stuffs in these awesome looking test tubes> Everything seems to be coming along smoothly, I see. Sure is kinda lonely without Dr. Velocity around to yell in my ear for no reason. Sometimes I actually want to hear about the wars between the squirrels and the garden gnomes...and I can't believe I actually said that.
Dr. Lawnmowers: <busy cleaning the lab a little with that silly face> <looks over to the warp machine that was still open> <floats over to it with his mop> You silly! You forgot to close the door to outer space!
Dr. Latios: <looks over to Dr. Lawnmowers with shock> What're you doing!?
Dr. Lawnmowers: <tries to turn it off but gets sucked in with the mop> WHEEEEEEE
Dr. Latios: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- actually he'll be fine....wait...I'll get lonely......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
<end flashback>
Dr. Lawnmowers: Somehow the outer space led to Hades' robe thingies so I popped out and said HELLO and made my way down here.
Moltar: ....then where's the mop?
Zorak: Yeah, isn't that mop supposed to be down here by now?
Dr. Lawnmowers: Oh yeah I forgot to turn off the joke button. <takes out joke button and pushes it>
Shadow Lugia: <gets hit by the mop by the stick> OW!
MGS4-style Solid Snake: <runs past>
Heroes: O_O....
Lugia: Oh my god! Have the souls of Colonel Sanders and Solid Snake become one!? ....KICK ASS!!!
And now the following while the enemy gets closer to the Heroes so we can end the episode.
StrawberryClock: TurdClock, get me a beer before I kick your useless donkey ass into submission!
TurdClock: Okay, my king. <goes to get a beer> <grabs the beer, but it explodes his hand off> <screams like a girl>
StrawberryClock: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<camera zooms into the Garfield book on a table>
Spider: Hey fatass.
Garfield: Oh hey, what's up?
Spider: What's orange, obese, and lives with a gay man?
Garfield: <smashes the spider against the wall with a pistol>
Neighbor's House
Old Man: <looking in on Garfield> Fuckin stoners. <walks out of his house and gets in his car> <drives by a newspaper> <camera focuses on the newspaper until it lands on some guy's head and makes him explode into candy>
Kids: <run to the candy> YAY CANDY!!!
Ronald McDonald and Michael Jackson: <run to the kids> YAY KIDS!!!
Olympics and Special Olympics Ad People: YAY COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS!!!
<latter two aforementioned adults run into each other>
Michael Jackson: You don't mess with our gain, honey you dig?
Ronald McDonald: They need their Happy Meal, so you gonna get the Frowny Meal if you don't back the fuck up, yo!
Olympics Ad People: These children are for OUR gain! They're not going with you two!
Special Olympics Ad People: Yeah, that's OUR money, not yours!
Ronald McDonald: You jerkoffs better STEP off!
Michael Jackson: Now you asshats gonna see why I'm the moonwalker! OW!
Master Hand: Ready? 3 2 1 GO
<those people fight while the kids get their candy>
That's it! Will Lugia and the Heroes find something to do in Hanzo Takedo City? Will Dr. Lawnmowers ever shut the hell up for once? Tune in next time, kids! Same time, same website, same sugar-driven jackass writing it!
...JUST KIDDING
Hanzo Takedo City
Heroes: <fighting a swarm of enemies AND the villains at the same time>
Lugia: Took you long enough!
Authur: Less bitching, more fighting!
<insert kickass fighting scene here>
1 Hour of fighting later, the enemies are gone and so are the villains.
Nic and Articuno: Yay we did it! <high five each other>
Shadow Lugia: Do those guys always bother you, bro?
Lugia: Yeah, why?
Shadow Lugia: I was thinking we should be a little more destructive, like blow up Dr. Robotnik's...shopping cart...hovercraft thingy we flies around in.
Nic: Yeah, they do get on our nerves, but we don't want to KILL them...besides, who would we have to kick around otherwise?
Shadow Lugia: The rest of the Apocalypse Shadows, dumbass.
Nic: <stern look> You know, you COULD have a better attitude. Especially towards me.
Shadow Lugia: Why should I?
Nic: You really wanna know?
Shadow Lugia: Yeah!
Nic: <goes over to the Heroes with competence in them> <whispers> You guys might wanna get in the bus. You won't want to see this.
Heroes with Competence: <pile in the bus to hide>
Nic: <turns into a Snorlax guy in very gay skimpy clothes> <wink> How ya doin?
Shadow Lugia: <hides eyes behind big finger feathers> OH GOD IT BURNS!!!
Nic: <turns back to normal> You ready to behave now?
Shadow Lugia: Yes, just PLEASE DON'T TURN INTO THAT AGAIN!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW SHAPESHIFTING!!!
Nic: It's too bad you're so mean because I could've turned into something a little more naughty. <smirk>
Shadow Lugia: Don't give me something to look forward to. T_T
Nic: <giggle> I'm like a Cheshire Cat, sweetie. Never know what you're gonna get... <turns to the bus> You guys can come out now!
Thats it! That's the end of the episode! Now that Shadow Lugia has realized Nic's shapeshifting powers, will he want to see her in a form only allowed to be typed about on FurAffinity? Will Dr. Lawnmowers actually do something to interact with the characters, and will Jake get a line!? Well yeah.
Jake: I LIKE PIE
There you go. NOW READ THE NEXT ONE WHEN IT'S UP 8D
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