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Toke and Jenna Drabble
I’ve got a bunch of what?
It was a stormy like day in the town of Dungall. Toke and Jenna rested their heads on the very edge of the windows pane, except for the wolf creature having her nose pressed against the glass. It looked blunt from the outside… yet no one was out there to see it. The blue haired vampire looked to her out of the corner of his eye, sighing.
“Why do the parents always have to ditch you on YOUR vacation time?”
“I don’t know. But tell me why you haven’t moved out yet?”
“Police work doesn’t pay for enough housing or apartment facilities. Neither medical blood.”
“Yeah… they should pay us more. We do most of the work…”
“No we do ALL the work. Like that time we roped that slithery fellow. You know that snake raptor salamander thing?”
“It took us hours. And not even a great thanks or party or anything like that whore got.”
“Did you just say whore?!”
“It’s true! She slept with every man there and they acted as if she was just another partner. Ooooooooooooooh…. You didn’t NEED TO SEE WHAT I SAW!”
Jenna shivered and her tail ruffled up. Both of her lupine ears were lain back.
“I still have nightmares about that. It is hard not to wake up to a scene of someone doing the nasty in a cop car. That was eeeeww… to the max.”
“Well you want a kid of your own right?”
“I know where you are going but no… I’d rather adopt some poor little kid and raise him.”
“You’ll have problems with him then… so no use in that.”
“You do have a point there Toke. A pin point point to be exact.”
Both of them shut up for a few moments… finding the conversation rather… boring. But it wasn’t over yet…
“She didn’t sleep with every man…”
“Then tell me who exactly?”
“Need him not beside you?”
“You’re not a man.”
“HA! Excuse me?!”
“SURE you’ve been alive for like longer than me… but that doesn’t make you a man. Age doesn’t count.”
“I resent that remark!”
“Tell me what makes a boy into a man then in you terms.”
“Age… and… you know… THAT.”
“That?”
“Yeah… THAT!”
“Just you didn’t get your groove on at a young age doesn’t make you a man later. It has to deal with maturity of the body and mind. His actions count more than his words could.”
“Uh hu…” Toke said as he cleaned his elven ear out. The claw like nail dug into the crevaces, bringing whatever dirt was there out.
“Ugh!, It’s like speaking to a brick wall with you.”
“At least I acknowledge your there. Normally guys talk during a speech or something important going on. But do I do that? No. Thank you.”
He flicked the matter away and returned to natural position at the window.
“Now if you really want to get his attention… talk about sport topics or act sexy just to turn him on.”
“THAT’S GROSS!”
“Blame those bunch of coconuts you have there.”
“I don’t even HAVE any coconuts in my… wait are they that noticeable?”
“Like the sun.”
“WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THEM?!”
“I’m not. It’s what I have heard at the district from the pervert molesters there.”
“Selective hearing sucks huh?”
“Like a twenty dollar whore.”
“WOULD YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A PERVERT?!”
“It gives me something to do.”
“Well do something else.”
“How can I when you’re getting all worked up about it? Are you hiding something from me?”
“Why do I even talk to you anymore?”
“Because it’s better than…”
“Pull another sick joke out of that mouth and you’ll be saying it out of another hole.”
“Gosh don’t jump to conclusions so quickly. I was going to say it’s better than sitting here with nothing to do.”
“Then go outside.”
“I’ll get wet.”
“Get an early tan in the tanner.”
“I’ll burn.”
“Find a new job.”
“Don’t wanna.”
“Shut up and sit here till the rain stops then do all of the above.”
“Too much work.”
“And I thought you were a hard worker.”
“I’m just busy, busy, busy.”
“Like sitting on your ass?”
“Exactly.”
“Pathetic.”
“Lazy.”
“Bitch.”
“Takes one to know one.”
“Why are you speaking for yourself.”
“Because I could care less. Got anything else to say?”
“Damn you.”
“Love you too.”
Now both of the teens sat there without another word said as the rain rolled down the glass into the gutter below.
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