"Brotherly Love

FUN FACT: Oscar Wilde was a sexy beest (A WILDEbeest! see what I did there?)
OTHER FUN FACT: He had an equally sexy brother that looked just like him.

They looked so much alike that I couldn't tell them apart in a class photo. "WTF?! THERE ARE TWO OSCARS. MAYBE THEY'LL DO EACH OTHER. I WANT PICS." Then I read the caption and learned it was his brother and totally regretted my prior thought. Gyeck.

Well, Oscar's brother grew up to be a lawyer and Oscar grew up to be an Oscar. Oscar's brother (William) also grew up and fathered a lesbian. No lie.

And another fact, Oscar was always the second-favourite. When they were really young, his mom sent a letter to a friend of hers which sounded pretty much like this, "OH! I LOVE MY LITTLE WILLIAM! HE'S SO ADORABLE! HE'S TALL AND HANDSOME, ALREADY! HE'S GOING TO BE A GENIUS AND GROW UP TO MAKE US ALL PROUD! Oh, and that other one. He's just getting really fat." The cupcakes were not a lie to Oscar.

[click here] Here's a picture of the two of them. Can YOU tell the difference? (the Wildes are at far right and standing up... who's who? THOSE WHO GET IT RIGHT RECEIVE... anything they want to know about Alistaire)