Interview with character from the Killers

Interview with character from the Killers

Stephanie: Okay guys! I am going to interview you, aren’t you thrilled?

Gus: I suppose, hey where’s your shower?

Rachel: PERVERT!

Mac: Don’t touch my girl!

Miriam: Why do you want a shower?

Andrewfer: …For reasons only know to him.

Stephanie: Well, let’s began! The first one is for the men “There’s all of girls in this story why do you like the ones you do?”

Gus: Her hott body, her ass feels so good.

Mac: I have been with her forever and she’s means everything to me, I love everything about her.

Andrewfer: She entertains me.

Stephanie: Okay! “What’s your favorite color, everyone? And why?”

Gus: the colors of Rachel’s ass, it’s so soft

Mac: Red, because it is the color of the roses I gave Rachel on our first anniversary.

Rachel: Green

Andrewfer: …Navy blue…

Miriam: …Navy blue? Why?

Andrewfer: … I just always have liked it.

Miriam: Well, I don’t have a favorite color…

Rachel: Come on, Miriam.

Miriam: What?

Stephanie: A color please.

Miriam: Umm…blood red…because I see it all the time…I don’t know…Next question please!

Stephanie: Everyone’s this one was submitted by Sug? ...Anyways… “What’s everyone’s favorite type of lingerie?” …A bit inappropriate…

Gus: Anything on a girl that is see-through.

Stephanie: Don’t they censor these?!

Miriam: Seriously

Gus: Just answer it people, it’s from a fan!

Miriam: Anything that covers me!

Rachel: Anything Mac gives me!

Mac: Anything on Rachel!

Andrewfer: …

Stephanie: Okay then…Next question...Okay! This one is for the girls “What do you drive?”

Miriam: A two seated motor cycle or anything I can get my hands on.

Rachel: Mustang!

Gus: I need to get one of those.

Stephanie: Next question, this one for every one “What do you like to do?”

Mac: anything with Rachel.

Gus: Rachel *drools*

Mac: *Glares at Gus*

Rachel: outdoorsy stuff with Mac

Miriam: Kill people, and drive.

Andrewfer: …No comment…

Stephanie: Okay then...Next question from Sug again…“Where do you like to have s---” Censored! By me! God this guys a pervert!

Every one but Stephanie: *stares at Gus*

Gus: *looks down* they caught on to me…

Stephanie: “Where is your favorite to go?”

Rachel: Anywhere with Mac.

Mac: Anywhere with Rachel.

Gus: Cat house or Rachel.

Miriam: Anywhere I can drive.

Andrewfer: …Mall or Water Park…

Stephanie: “Favorite food or flavor?

Gus: Rachel

Mac: NO!

Gus: YES!

Miriam: SHUT UP!

Mac: Chicken

Rachel: Rice

Miriam: Noodles and ramen.

Andrewfer: …Waffles, mostly spicy foods or sweet flavors.

Stephanie: Alright then…“In the story, which is your favorite character besides yourself?” sent in by M…

Gus: Rachel.

Mac: Rachel.

Rachel: Mac.

Miriam: Stephanie … Andrewfer…Link…Nick…In that order because Rachel you failed…

Andrewfer: …Mayme…

Rachel: Isn’t that Miriam?

Miriam: *blushes*

Stephanie: Moving on “What’s your favorite quote in the book?”

Miriam: “Barbarians win” and “I need wine man” I didn’t realized I was such a hot tempered strange drunk.

Rachel: “I HATE YOU, GUS!”

Gus: “Take a shower with me?” and “We’re over, Rachel,”

Mac: …

Andrewfer: …“Will I ever see my love again?” “How long have I been holding her?”

Stephanie: “What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage?”

Miriam: Hard whisky *sigh* or wine it tastes good

Andrewfer: …Vodka…

Gus: Anything to get me and my love drunk.

Rachel: EW GUS! ... Pinã colota.

Mac: Beer?

Stephanie: Okay then, moving on, “What is your favorite outfit?”

Gus: Rachel’s lingerie dress.

Mac: Rachel’s blue dress for the yacht dinner.

Rachel: My first outfit! Dang it!

Miriam: Andrewfer’s tux with the red tie. *blushes and laughs*

Andrewfer: Miriam’s red dress. *blushes*

Stephanie: You two are so cute. *smiles*

Rachel: Who?

Stephanie: Miriam and Andrewfer.

Miriam: WHAT?!

Andrewfer: *blushes*

Stephanie: Anyways, “What’s your favorite weapon?”

Miriam: My precious single shot pistols or my crossbow

Rachel: Everything Gus took from me and my bow and arrows.

Mac: Anything I could kill Gus with.

Gus: That’s not nice.

Andrewfer: …A rocket launcher…

Gus: My computer

Miriam: That’s not a real weapon.

Gus: Is to me.

Stephanie: Um… Next question…This one’s for the guys “Who’s your favorite author and why?”

Gus: Stephanie, because, of two words, shower scene.

Mac: SHOWER SCENE!

Gus *snickers*

Andrewfer: …Rachel…

Mac: Rachel, of course.

Stephanie: Okay! Our next question was submitted by Cam, It’s to Rachel “What color underwear are you wearing?” …that’s a bit over the like…

Rachel: What the--- Why should I answer that?!

Gus: Just answer it!

Mac: Yeah!

Rachel: Blue…I guess.

Gus: Not a thong?

Mac: No lace or anything?

Rachel: What! You perverts, I am not telling you that.

Gus: fun sucker.

Mac: I bet the fan is disappointed.

Stephanie: Okay! Um…Let’s move on… This is from Refwerdna “Miriam what color bra are --- you--- wearing” WHAT’S UP WITH THESE PERVERTS! *stands up and marches out to yell at the producer*

Miriam: Seriously Refwerdna ~ Andrewfer! You just spelt your name backwards! *hits him in the balls* And Mac and Gus! You did the way! *kicks them in the balls and leaves followed by Andrewfer*

Rachel: *leans over to Mac and whispers something in Mac’s ear*

Mac: Let’s go *leaves with Rachel*

Gus: Guess this interview is over and I didn’t get to see Rachel’s underwear. *sighs*