Rant: On Ranters.

Rant: On Ranters.

Fuck Ranters.

Screw those stupid idiots who make really long, drawn out, over the top blocks of texts known as 'rants' in which they bitch to everyone bored or forced enough to hear them all of their petty little squabbles about the world. To heck with all those who think that spending their time writing about stuff that pisses them off will get them anywhere. You know the type, probably teenage, depressed (or pretending to be to fit in!), angry or mad or something at problems in the world, normally due to something stupid like bullying, or their small dicks, or both.
They're probably all just nerds or geeks (or neeks, if you're so inclined) who get bullied or made fun of at school due to their nerdiness/geekiness (or neekiness, if you're so inclined), then go home and take it out on people on the internet because they're too nerdy/geeky (or neeky, if you're so inclined) to do it in real life. If they weren't such wimps they wouldn't be bullied in the first place. Then they wouldn't have to go on the internet to rant about everything in an attempt to cover up for dicks the size of thumbs. Fuck them.

Man, its really annoying when you go somewhere, expecting to read some depressing poetry, or a fan-fiction featuring the latest coolest most angsty manga characters (gotta catch 'em all!), and then having these stupid rants shoved in your face. I mean, I go online to search for things that matter, rather than the ramblings of a possible psychotic. I could do without clicking pages, then being force-fed these poorly written and thought out drawlings, I mean, its as if I'm at gunpoint or being threatening with sandpaper to my knackers if I don't read them!
Then a lot of them are all about the same things! They can't even be original in their rants! And if they do, then it becomes 'The Indie Effect', where they all try so hard to be unique and noticed, they end up with the same generic ear(/eye) destroying excuses for music(/writing).

Politics? Bush is going to be out of office in like, 6 months, why the hell are you still complaining? Yeah, we get it, Bush did this, Bush did that, Bush messed this up, Bush shaved. Different people, same bullshit. You're all forgetting the fact that being a politician is a lot harder than you'd think, what with trying to balance the lives of many millions of people, while trying to remain popular, and do what they think is right. Man, they're such arseholes.

Your parents? I mean, they're such bad people, what with the whole raising you, giving you food, shelter, money, an education, clothes, and a better standard of living than many other people. How dare they? They haven't done anything for you, and they make your life a living misery! Its as if they hate you! Ignore the fact they raised you and helped make you who you are, they hate you, and they'd love nothing more than to see you die in a fire. I know I would. Rant about it!

Videogames? Everyone plays videogames, and if they don't, they should. But, with the income you get, the expense of games, and the sheer choice on the market, you can normally only really side with one, maybe two consoles tops, mostly. What about that other console you didn't get? Its crap. To hell with it! It has no business living! The company should go out of business! Everyone who buys it is a moron, and a fool, especially if they don't let you play theirs. And the consoles you've got? They're your pride and joy, and you're going to make sure that everytime you see a negative comment about them, you're going to argue for them until your hands cramp. Don't forget to blast the console you dislike at every possible opportunity!

Women? Gosh, everyone writes about them, you know? Did she not accept your proposal of going out? Boo frigging hoo! This is the Internet! You're not supposed to have emotions! Did she cheat on you? Go out with your best friend? Spread rumours around? Tell everyone about the time you shit yourself watching Pooh's Heffalump Movie (The animals talked, whats not scary about that?)? You can't understand them, no matter how hard you try? Gosh, its almost as if they're an entirely different gender! Even women write about women, man. If you're not up to speed with that, how can you be unique when writing?

And finally, those people who rant about ranting? To hell with those bastards! Its as if they don't want people to express themselves on the internet! They're like some form of internet police, who'll stop at nothing to make sure you can't do what you want on the internets! You know the type, probably teenage, depressed (or pretending to be to fit in!), angry or mad or something at problems in the world, normally due to something stupid like bullying, or their small dicks, or both.
They're probably all just nerds or geeks (or neeks, if you're so inclined) who get bullied or made fun of at school due to their nerdiness/geekiness (or neekiness, if you're so inclined), then go home and take it out on people on the internet because they're too nerdy/geeky (or neeky, if you're so inclined) to do it in real life. If they weren't such wimps they wouldn't be bullied in the first place. Then they wouldn't have to go on the internet to rant about everything in an attempt to cover up for dicks the size of thumbs.
Fuck them.

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