Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Saga1 Ep10 Pt2

Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Saga1 Ep10 Pt2

Episode 10 Part 2

After driving and then sailing many miles, our heroes finally crashed in a hotel bigger than the destroyed Embassay Suites in Reversicle. Needless to say, Shadow Lugia tried to practice some form of hypnosis on Articuno but ended up in a big block of ice as a result, so I had to help them heave his stupid ass in there. When all was said and done, they all finally relaxed a bit.

Outside Lugia and Articuno's Room

<door rumbles a bit>

Inside That Room

Lugia and Articuno: <jump all over the bed> WE GOT A ROOM TOGETHER!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!

And you guys expected something dirty. You perverts.

Moltar, Zorak and Dr. Velocity's Room

Zorak: Please tell me we're not rooming with Dr. Velocity...T.T

Dr. Velocity: I have the top bunk!

Zorak: THERE ARE NO BUNKS!!!

Dr. Velocity: Then how can the Smurfs come to visit?

Zorak: Get the hell out of my face.

Moltar: So what if Dr. Velocity stays? He's into rock n roll.

Zorak: Pft, yeah right.

Dr. Velocity: <holds magic guitar up to the ceiling> THUNDERCATS!!! OOOOOOH!!! <hops on top of Zorak's bed> <plays "Slow Ride" by Foghat(that includes drums, vocals, sounding like the lead, AND EVERYTHING)> <finishes with style>

Moltar and Zorak: .....

Zorak: I think my heart stopped...

Moltar: See? We can make friends with him. We just have to not let the randomness get to us.

Zorak: AND we can get money out of this....>

Dr. Velocity: I HAS STYLE!!! YOU LIKE!?

Moltar: Hell yeah! X3

Zorak: Moltar, don't even start. He will devour your brain cells until you are as retarded as him.

Dr. Velocity: What do semi trucks taste like?

Zorak: <gets out flamethrower> You can either keep talking, or start melting. <blasts Dr. Velocity with fire only to see it doesn't do anything> o_O!?

Dr. Velocity: I FEEL BAKERY FRESH!!!

Zorak: I feel sick to my brain...

Moltar: I feel like watching all those times in Space Ghost's show when he got his ass kicked.

Tom Cruise: I FEEL SEXY!!! <run over by a subway train>

Anyway, after a while of hanging out at the hotel with the usual shenanigans involving blasting awesome rock music, sudden hotel shortage of beer and Dr. Velocity's so-called "candy-filled quest for the sister-pining marmoset"...this happens.

Mystic Castle

Authur: Okay now let's try something different...I'ma go Duck Amuck on these muthas... <activates Author Powers> <reaches hand into Articuno and Lugia's Room and grabs Articuno's butt> <quickly takes his hand back and snickers>

Articuno: WOAH! <jumps back> Who grabbed me!? ...it's okay if it was you, Lugia, but still who grabbed me...

Lugia: Unfortunately, it wasn't me...

Articuno: Well it kinda felt like Dr. Velocity's hand but...not as twitchy...and I know because he's actually hugged me before and shook hands with me.

Lugia: o_O!? .... <looks up practically at the ceiling> What the hell are you doing?

Authur: Um....something....

Lugia: I know you're grabbing my new girlfriend.

Authur: Well yeah...out of spite. Hey, at least I don't-

Lugia: Shut the hell up, don't even go into the tentacle fetish some of these furries on the net have... <shudder>

Authur: TRANSITION EFFECT, OOOOOOH!!! <does a really cool looking transition effect into the same scene>

Articuno: Woah...that felt weird...

Authur: <switches over to Moltar, Zorak and Dr. Velocity's room> Hey guys!

Moltar: <looks up> Um....hi.

Zorak: Go away, Authur.

Dr. Velocity: HI AUTHUR SILLY!!! 83

Authur: <does a wicked transition effect repeatedly across scenes in the hotel until he hears what sounds like a sonic boom> <suddenly stops> ....what was that....

Veemon and Guilmon: <clinging to the ceiling> ....

Veemon: Dude, you almost made us throw up...and slam against the wall...

Nicolette: <floats over from the exposed "scene boundary" you see because of the scenes colliding together> Hey, guys.

Heroes: <gather and see what happened>

Lugia: How the hell did you just float over here without teleporting?

Nicolette: <points behind herself to the boundary> That might have something to do with it.

Authur: <looks at the damage and walks over the boundary to the other scene and walks back to the Mystic Castle>

Nicolette: <hunches over in defeat> Fucking idiot...T_T

Authur: <inspects collision and whatnot> Holy crap...I think I broke outer space.

Nicolette: <curls up into a ball in shame and disgust> You can't even DO THAT!!!

Lugia: <stares at Authur annoyedly> .....

Authur: ...what?

Lugia: I didn't know that you were so retarded, you manage to glitch out physics. That only happens in video games!

Nic: <floats over> If you think that's weird, wait till you see Nicolette possess a movie. Still...this needs to be fixed up. And believe it or not, Authur, you are able to fix the properties of camera view and scene placement.

Authur: So I can do more than give Lugia a wedgie by reaching into the scene?

Nic: Of...way bigger impact, yeah. lol

Authur: Awesome. Jus gimme a moment and it'll seem like the scenes didn't crash boom bang on each other! <hops out of view and does some weird crap to fix up the mess> <finally makes everything go back to normal before that point> Problem solved, yo!

Nic: Thanks!

Nicolette: <lying down in fetal position> He can....glitch....outer space....<twitch>

Nic: <drags Nicolette back to their room in the hotel> I'll catch up with you guys later. Bye now!

Articuno: They weren't lying when they said Nic acts like a mother around her Heroes, by the way. I mean, she made sure we had food, we had clothes, we weren't hurt...

Lugia: Yeah, I'm really lucky to have her as a friend. I WOULD fall in love with her, but number one, my love is reserved only for you and Tial...and number two, I don't think she needs FIVE husbands.

Authur: That's nothin. I had to divorce my 7 other wives because we thought things went too fast for us to catch up. Now I'm only loyal to Princess Charisma, because one she can shapeshift... <bobs eyebrows smugly>, and two she has total comittment in her.

Lugia: You had 7 others?

Authur: You didn't go to the weddings?

Lugia: Yeah, but I guess I can't remember...

Authur: Um...can't you shape-

Lugia: SHUT UP.

Authur: Sorry.

Sonicsaber: God, I'm bored...I had to see Authur fuck with the laws of nature a little bit, but that only entertained me for about 5 minutes. What else did I need to do...

Dr. Velocity: THAT SCENE COLLISION LOOKED FUN!!! X3

Jake: <riding on Dr. Velocity's back> LET'S MAKE UP OUR OWN ON PLANET SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS

Sonicsaber: Oh yeah...almost forgot. <throws soda can like a shuriken straight at Dr. Velocity> IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TWO TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR 10 SECONDS!!??

Dr. Velocity: I DON'T KNOW!!! 8D

Sonicsaber: Shut up, you're scaring the common sense away.

Jake: NO!!! XP

Sonicsaber: I'm serious. Shut up.

Jake: NO, BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!

Authur: Wonder what this pokeball contain... <throws it> <pokeball lands in the hotel scene>

Lucario: <pops out> o.O? What're you guys staring at?

Lugia: Exactly what the hell is all that black stuff across your face?

Lucario: Tightened fur...

Lugia: Then how does that explain the stuff on your legs?

Lucario: That's more fur, now quit staring at my crotch, all of you.

Authur: <makes aforementioned stuff on his legs pants and pulls them down> UH OH, LUCARIO IN HIS UNDIES, LADIES

Lucario: WHAT THE FUCK!!?? <covers self and blushes with a crazily embarassed look on his face>

Everybody cept Lugia and Articuno: ROFL

Lucario fans: <nosebleed and faint>

Lucario: I TOLD YOU ALREADY, THEY'RE NOT PANTS!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU MADE THEM PANTS!!!

Blue Lazer(from Homestar Runner): HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY REFER TO THESE AS PANTS, LOLS

Feraligatr: THEY TOOK ARR JARBS

Crazy Taxi Announcer: KUHRAZY TAXI!!!

Lucario: T.T

Lugia: Better you, not me. <smug>

Lucario: GIVE ME MY FUR BACK DX

Authur: Alright, ya big baby. <snatches pants back and puts them back on Lucario> <make them part of his fur again>

Lucario: Any way else you want to humiliate me? +

Authur: Watch your mouth, or I might make you and Mewtwo do the Caramel Dance.

Lucario: !!! YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!

Lucas: <appears> I saw him turn GP into a girlyboi transvestite with Nicolette's help. He'd dare.

Authur: <evil smug>

Lucario: ..... <ferally whimpers>

Kaijun: If I were you, I'd beat it. It's only going to continue to not make sense if you stay.

Lucario: <teleports out>

Shadow Lugia: <gets run over by a herd of elephants> @.@

Lugia: Um...since when did random stuff happen this often?

Dr. Velocity: I DON'T KNOW!!! 8D

Sonicsaber: I'm going to throw up now...

Jake: MARIO IS A SCRU-

Rimshot Guy: <interrupts with a rimshot>

Jake: <hits him with a pie> QUIET, YOU

Kaijun: <hides behind Jabberwock> Tell me when it's over... >.>;

Jabberwock: It's over.

Kaijun: <peeks out from behind Jabberwock's legs> Really?

Veemon: Don't do it, Kaijun. It's a trap.

Guilmon: Seriously.

Captain Falcon: <runs by, doing a Falcon Kick to Kaijun's face>

Kaijun: <flies offscreen, getting KOed>

Soul Calibur Announcer: Knockout!

Crazy Hand: HAX

Authur: Get yourselves off the damn ceiling.

Veemon and Guilmon: NO

Authur: Come on, I won't run you over with anything. You haven't been whiney bitches like SOMEBODY I KNOW... <looks over to Mewtwo> You know somebody, Mewtwo?

Mewtwo: I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK LUCARIO IS, DAMMIT!!! <10-ton weight falls on him>

Homsar: DAAAAAH, DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ON A NASTY- <blows up>

Guilmon: <spider crawls up Guilmon's arm> <loud girly scream> <both him and Veemon fall down from the ceiling panicking> OMFG A SPIDER!!! D8

Veemon: <runs in a circle panicking gibberish>

Guilmon: SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER!!! <shakes it off his arm> <picks up Jabberwock by the legs and whacks the little bastard with his head until it was dead> <heavy breathing>

Jabberwock: <gets up> Ugh...@.@

Veemon: Phew...

Jabberwock: <holds head> I have the worst headache.....ever.

Potter Puppet Pals(yes, all of them): YAAAAAAY!!!

Lugia: How can this night get any more random... <gets run over by a bus with ROFL on the side> ...wrong question...

Articuno: I don't know about you guys, but I'm going back to my room with Lugia. Come on, baby. <unflattens Lugia and takes his hand> <walks to the room with him>

Lugia: <waves bye> I'll see you guys later.

Zorak: Wear a condom!

Authur: lol

Spongebob Squarepants Narrator: HOW CAN ZIS POZZIBLY GET ANY VORZE!!??

Veemon: Hell if we know.

Sonicsaber: Ahem, may I? All I want to say is that this goddamn episode better make a lick of sense before it's over, or I'll go fucking Rambo on Authur's ass. I know he can take bullets, I just want to take my anger out on him because he's the reason my patience is being tested on a daily basis!

Jake: Then why don't you just go put yourself in a Time Out?

Sonicsaber: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BOTHER ANOTHER PLANET!!??

Jabberwock: Okay seriously, why can't somebody have an argument with Dr. Velocity?

Sonicsaber: Well MAYBE it's because of the fact that he and I don't get enough screen time!

Authur: Oh, I'm sorry! Did you want screen time? HERE!!! <hits Sonicsaber with a giant Game & Watch> Now shut up and let me think up shit Jake can say so you two CAN get screen time. <erases giant Game & Watch>

Sonicsaber: You're so lucky you're offscreen...

Later that night...

Hallway

<voices come from the doors>

Articuno: I love resting on your belly, honey.

Lugia: What can I say, I'm comfier than any couch you want to sleep on.

Articuno: <giggle>

Zorak: OH NO SHE DI'INT!!!

Veemon: WOOT, LUGIA GET SOME FLY TAIL TONIGHT!!!

Moltar: All of you are idiots.

Dr. Velocity: Why thank you!

Moltar: You of course, being the most retarded.

Dr. Velocity: SHUT UP, YOU

Moltar: YOU DON'T YELL AT ME!!!

Dr. Velocity: Sorry daddy.

Moltar: ....

Dr. Velocity: I love you.

Moltar:

Jabberwock: I swear, sometimes getting drunk is the best option...

Kaijun: For me it's pranking Hadouken like a sneaky kitsune.

Jabberwock: Why are you bullying around that Charizard you keep telling me about?

Kaijun: Rivalry. He bested me at Karate, you know.

Jabberwock: ....Karate?

Kaijun: Yeah.

Jabberwock: You probably only THINK you have a rivalry going on.

Kaijun: I don't think, I know.

Jabberwock: I don't think you know either.

Kaijun: Listen, why don't you just get back out of my business? Sorry I asked...

Lugia Fanboys and Fangirls: <all camped outside the hotel>

I think I'll end it here before somebody completely loses their mind. Next up it's part 3, so look forward to it, you sillies!