Twilight - Godlike

I don't think I'll finish reading Twilight, or continue with the series. I tried reading it to see what the hype was about, but it's just not my thing. I had to stop when I first stumbled upon a passage where Bella described Edward as being godlike because in my magical brain, all I could hear was the announcer from Unreal Tournament. Thus, this comic sprung to mind.

Also, I can't stand the main character, which is mostly why I won't continue :( Despite the purple prose, had the main character not been so whiny or obnoxious, it probably would have been a good read.