Monkeys fried paperclip show5

Thanks to: Silk, Alex, Ferry, Hhog, Sean.
Heyyy kids! Know what time it is?
That's right, "stuck in limbo while waiting for voicelines with not enough time to finish one of the big projects" ,or Monkey fried papeprclip show time! With 3 common themes, movie trailers, Evil Doc and Sega, whoo. Random commentary:

1) Videogame to movie adaptations. The problem is they keep picking wrong games, or changing the facts of the game for no reason. Now how would it be if they make a 100% faithfull Tetris movie?
Yeah, I know what you're thinking, classical russian music with just a bunch of blocks exploding, how can that be a good movie? Well, allow me to demonstrate here..

2) I hear a lot about "nintendo logic", insanity in video games, but there's little "sega logic" going on. While poor Sega's doing their best too. From simple, slightly not logical things like crushing your oponent to death after a friendly game of yanken, to napalm bombing your own collegues during a riot on the streets, or hostages jumping right in front of trigger happy cops. Sega's got it all.

3) Ah man, can't wait for Indy 4. Tough I'm afraid the makers might be to old.
No, I'm not referring to Harrison Ford's physique, I'm talking about Spielberg and Lucas mentality. Specially Lucas, who seems more obsessed by telling us how super awesome the Mc guffin of the movie is, the Crystal skulls, then actually telling a good story.

I love that line from the trailer, something like "the crystal skulls are made of pure gold!"
Ah, so that's why they're crystal skulls, huh.
I'm sure he meant that it's gold crushed into crystals, but nonetheless I can almost hear Lucas yelling "the crystal skulls are so awesome, they're not just from crystal, but from gold too! And they can summon aliens, murder the villain (villains always get killed by the treasure they seek in treasure search movies for some reason) decorate your house and play DVD's too!
It's the same reason why Chronicles of young Indiana Jones sucked.
Come on, it's called "adventures of young Indiana Jones, we want a teenager fighting bad guys on a speeding train! Instead, George Lucas is obsessed with history, and thuss we get boring lectures about history and Indy walking into random historical figures like a boring Forrest Gump all the time.
Where the hell is Abgner Ravenwood, Indy's so-called mentor? Where's Belloq, indy's supposed big rival? Marion, Indy's love from the past? Sallah? Shourt Round? Marcus Brody? Indiana Jones himself? Adventures of Young Indiana Jones my ass, "boring history lectures hosted by a guy who might or might not have something vaguely resembling an adventure once every 50 episodes" sounds more like it.

Here's hoping Spielberg and Lucas don't try to be smart or important and deep, and just give us a popcorn adventure with Dr. Jones fighting ninja's on top of speeding race cars and running for exploding temples, without lame Hollywood "wisdom". That's what we're going to indiana Jones movies for after all.
I'm even willing to forgive Spielberg for yet again throwing a stupid father/ son relationship thing in it if they just fly over it quickly like they did in Last Crusade.